Halle Berry proves the saying “45 is the new 35″ with these 45th birthday picks.

This chick looks Damn HOT in a bikini. Check out the RACK! Simply mouthwatering. I’m licking my damn lips right now.

The best part of John Travolta’s movie Swordfish was getting to see Halle’s NAKED tits. She’d look just as good today as she did then, I’m sure.

We even get some nipple action while she’s running around with her kid.

And her ass is not suffering, either. Check out one of the ASS shots below: I sure as hell could hit that.

Halle’s next movie, Dark Tide, is about deep sea diving. Her ass had better be in a skintight diving suit if they want my money.

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Doesn’t this dress remind you of the paper cut-outs that little girls make? Normally, I’d be like, WTF??? but check out Halle Berry.

The chick is HOT. Halle’s got the curves to make you only wish for one thing: that were was even LESS of the dress. Those well-rounded tits of hers are too covered for my taste, although I’ll bet the view was nice up-close and personal.

And to think: this chick is in her 40s and has had a kid. We all knew Halle had a prime spot on the MILF list, but she just proves it time and again.

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Is Halle Berry trying out to reprise her role as Catwoman? Hell, I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a skintight latex suit. ScarJo’s got nothing on Halle.

Now check out these luscious links:

• FEAST on this red carpet HOTNESS from the Elle Women in Music event. – Moejackson
• Not only does Jennifer Garner NOT make the MILF list, this chick needs to prove to me she’s not a damn DUDE. WTF has Affleck done to her? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Lady Gaga BUSTS her ASS onstage. – Celebslam
• ScarJo is NOT knocked up. She’s just got a bad case of Bubble Gut. – The Blemish
• Kirstie Alley keeps messing up on Dancing with the Stars. But she has some good sized TITS. – Yeeeah
• I have to ask: HOW MUCH is Janice Dickinson paying this dude to “date” her? – CityRag
• Look hard: you might be able to detect some SIDE BOOB from Kristen Bell. – Hollywoodtuna

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Apparently it’s warming up in California: enough for Halle Berry to take her little girl, Nahla, to the beach.

Thank the Gods!

Halle shows us she’s still as HOT as ever. I mean, Look at those tits! And from what I can see under that nice and sheer thing she’s hiding under, the rest of her body is nothing to sneeze at, either.

I think it’d be worth putting up with this (reportedly) crazy chick to hit THAT ass a few times.

Hell, Halle’s used to dudes coming and going: I bet she wouldn’t mind as long as you treated her like a princess while you’re with her.

What’s a couple month’s pay to hit that?

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Sofia Vergara wasn’t the only chick to spice things up at the NAACP Image Awards over the weekend. Halle Berry was not about to let us question her MILF status.

Thank the heavens.

And with that cleavage, Halle’s free to prove her status as an MILF whenever the spirit moves her, as far as I’m concerned. (Although the rest of her body is nothing to sneeze at either, as you can see from the pics below from the Oscars.)

She won the Best Actress Award for her acting in her movie Frankie & Alice. I hear she goes topless in that movie, so it sure as hell is getting a prime spot in my Neflix queue.

Those people at the NAACP know how to give out the right awards, don’t they?

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COUGAR ALERT! Halle  Berry may be in her 40′s, but this chick is aging like a fine wine. I mean, even through that cover-up thingie you can see her tits.

Remember when she went topless in Swordfish? I  bet her tits look just as good today, even if she did give birth to a kid.

You KNOW Gabriel Aubry is in mourning. He probably will be for a very long time, losing this piece of ass.

I wonder if Halle would do another nude scene? I think you should, Halle. It would do wonders for your career.

Seriously. I’d pay to watch.

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• Hayden Panettiere’s caught with her fly down – Celebslam
• Angela Lindvall in a bikini photoshoot – Bastardly

• Christie Brinkley takes out restraining order on ex-husband – INO
• Kendra Wilkinson enjoys webcam sex with boyfriend – Celebitchy

• Tiffany Mulheron is the International Babe of the Day – Double Viking
• Anna Friel has got one big kid in her stroller – ICYDK

• Whiteny Port is special – The Blemish
• Delta Goodrem is a hot f@#king cowgirl – The Grumpiest

• Marisa Miller teams up with Harley Davidson – Daily Stab
• The Olsen twins refuse to grow up – Cityrag

• Jada Pinkett-Smith has a mullet – Yeeeah
• Olivia Munn is back in a bikini - Popoholic

• Miranda Kerr exposes her cleavage – Ninja Dude
• Gary Coleman gets screwed again – Dlisted

• Paris Hilton denies wedding rumors – ICYDK
• Eva Longoria takes her husband for a walk – Not Obsessed

• Megan Fox Nude for FHM – Cityrag
• Ashlee Simpson needs to stop denials – CelebWarship