Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Halle Berry

Hail’s Gossip Picks and Kendra Wilkinson Webcam Sex

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:10:58 +0000

Hayden Panettiere’s caught with her fly down – Celebslam
Angela Lindvall in a bikini photoshoot – Bastardly

Christie Brinkley takes out restraining order on ex-husband – INO
Kendra Wilkinson enjoys webcam sex with boyfriend – Celebitchy

Tiffany Mulheron is the International Babe of the Day – Double Viking
Anna Friel has got one big kid in her stroller – ICYDK

Whiteny Port is special – The Blemish
Delta Goodrem is a hot f@#king cowgirl – The Grumpiest

Marisa Miller teams up with Harley Davidson – Daily Stab
The Olsen twins refuse to grow up – Cityrag

Afternoon Links and Car Bangers

Derek Hail — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:16:21 +0000

Jada Pinkett-Smith has a mullet – Yeeeah
Olivia Munn is back in a bikini - Popoholic

Miranda Kerr exposes her cleavage – Ninja Dude
Gary Coleman gets screwed again – Dlisted

Paris Hilton denies wedding rumors – ICYDK
Eva Longoria takes her husband for a walk – Not Obsessed

Megan Fox Nude for FHM – Cityrag
Ashlee Simpson needs to stop denials – CelebWarship

Halle Berry will lose weight

Derek Hail — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:38:03 +0000

Halle Berry is aiming to lose all the weight gained during her pregnancy.

“She wants to be back in fit form for the tournament,” a source tells Us of the –weekend-long affair (which benefits the Jenesse Center’s work for victimized women and children).

“She’s thrilled to start exercising again,” the source adds of the star, whose dialed-back pregnancy fitness regimen included yoga, swimming and light weights.

This is good news since Halle Berry has always been one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. If she were to let herself go then we would be stuck with women like Star Jones, Michelle Rodriguez, or anyone from The Hills to take her place. Frankly, I don’t think I can handle that.

Look Out! Halle’s Hungry!

Derek Hail — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:41:25 +0000

There could have been several titles to this post but I chose the classier route because I think Halle Berry is hot and I hope to one day have sex with her. So Halle, even though you look like you ate an entire first grade class in these pictures, I know one day you will be hot again and be looking for a baby daddy. Well I’m not that guy, but I can pretend to be to get in your pants.