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Carmen Electra and her girls (and I’m not referring to the chicks next to her) head into the Viper Room for the Pussycat Dolls’ private party. Wonder what you had to do to score an invite to that? ‘Cause I sure as hell would’ve done it, whatever it was.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Lady Gaga’s lucky she’s allowed on the airplane dressed like that. – Moejackson
• Robert Downey Jr’s and Zach Galifianakis’ new movie, Due Date, looks like some funny shit. – I’m Not Obsessed
• More proof Paris Hilton’s defense of “that purse with the coke isn’t mine” is a crock of shit. – Celebslam
• Lindsay Lohan’s ass was BANNED from the Machete premiere. Damn, that’s cold. But understandable. – The Blemish
• John Travolta’s been cheating on his wife. At GAY spas. Sounds like the jig is up. – Yeeeah
• Take a look at Salma Hayek TOPLESS. – CityRag
• Here’s how Kim Kardashian keeps that ass nice and big. – Hollywoodtuna

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Not only is 30 Rock and SNL alum Tina Fey funny as all hell, she has a nice ass to boot. Who knew?

Check out these luscious links:

• Here’s Bones’ Emily Deschanel at the Emmys. I dunno… I think she looks better in wardrobe as Bones. – Moejackson
• Jessica Alba’s got a nice pair of legs on her. Oh, and she purposely made her kid fat. Just enjoy the legs. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Paris Hilton is screwed this time. The DA who’s prosecuting her is the same one who finally landed OJ’s ass in jail. And he’s running for re-election. – Celebslam
• Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in the hospital. – The Blemish
• Jessica Simpson’s legs are looking good in her stripper shoes. – Yeeeah
• Celebrity NIPPLE SLIPS by the sea. – CityRag
• Sophie Turner could give Salma Hayek a run for her money in the BIG TIT department. – Hollywoodtuna

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Kim Kardashian does what she does best and works that body.

Now check out these luscious links:

• The Saturdays relax by the pool in their bikinis. Not a bad view, not bad at all. – Moejackson
• Paris Hilton is getting good at taking MUG SHOTS. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Britney’s rocking the bikinis while on vacation. Is she ready to get off the market again? – Celebslam
• Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon admits she and Heidi Montag DID make a SEX TAPE. Can’t wait for that to hit the internet. – The Blemish
• Jennifer Aniston will have a TOPLESS threesome in movie Wanderlust. I’m buying that DVD. – Yeeeah
• Take a look at these celebrity ASSES. – CityRag
• Rachel Bilson’s lookin’ GOOD in her tight top. Did you hear she’s back on the market? – Hollywoodtuna

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Remember when Bradley Cooper was considered the Next Big Movie Star? Right after The Hangover was a hit (and before The A-Team bombed)? And he was spotted dating Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Aniston. Bradley went with Renee. He chose to hit that bag of sticks over Aniston. WTF?

Take a look at these luscious links:

• Some Victoria’s Secret angels demontrate their oral skillz. – Moejackson
• Jeremy Renner’s gonna co-star with Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 4. Not bad casting there. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Lindsay Lohan is back on the streets. Watch out for her ass. – Celebslam
• Geri Halliwell feels up own tits on vacation. Bet she’s a fun chick. – The Blemish
• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will sell their sex tape together after couples therapy. Fits for these two. – Yeeeah
• Ah, yes. Check out the cameltoes. – CityRag
• Britney Spear’s got some NIPPLE action going on. – Hollywoodtuna

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You know you’re too damn skinny when your jaw bone just out. Yet she still seems to have tits, so all is not lost with Angelina Jolie…

Now check out these luscious links:

• Sofia Vergara (and her girls) went shopping. I’d go shopping with her to get a good view of those tits. – Moejackson
• Police put out an APB on Timbaland, thinking he was suicidal. Timbaland says he had no idea what the hell was going on. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Emmanuelle Chriqui’s got a great rack. – Celebslam
• Don’t talk to Marky Mark about his days as an underwear model. Dude’s never gonna live that down; he might as well learn to live with the occasional references. – The Blemish
• Mariah Carey is knocked up. – Yeeeah
• Coco’s not just built: the chick is limber. – CityRag
• Holly Madison shows off her ass. – Hollywoodtuna

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Love Alison Brie’s come-hither look for LA Magazine. Sexy but classy. Very nice.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Rachel Bilson’s back on the market. Chick needs to come out of hiding from behind those Ray-Bans now. She’s escaped the Dark Side. – Moejackson
• Taylor Momsen doesn’t mind being called “Courtney Love Jr,” which just goes to show how damn DUMB this kid is. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Jersey Shore’s Mike the Situation is going to do Dancing with the Stars. Dude will NEVER be able to show his face around Jersey ever again. – Celebslam
• Has Lindsay Lohan already signed her discharge papers from rehab? – The Blemish
• No big surprise here, but still a GREAT view: Beyonce can fill out a bikini. – Yeeeah
• Nudist PUDDING FIGHT. Gotta see it to believe it. – CityRag
• Kim Kardashian is camera shy? Has hell frozen over? – Hollywoodtuna

Today’s posts have been tittie posts, so who better to showcase for the links than Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks?

Once you can tear your eyes away from Christina’s rack, check out these luscious links:

• Zac Efron photographs Vanessa Hudgens in her bikini. Can’t blame the dude. – Moejackson
• Spencer Pratt’s a douche who’s apparently threatening Heidi Montag: either she do a reality TV show with him or he’ll release a sex tape she made. Definitely a douchebag move, but all the same, I say: bring on the SEX TAPE! – I’m Not  Obsessed
• Pictures of wardrobe malfunctions… my favorite. – Celebslam
• Elin Nordegren is back on the market, and Tiger Woods is free to bang any hooker he wants without shame. – The Blemish
• Anna Paquin is off the market. Only Stephen Moyer and other chicks can enjoy the girl-on-girl action now. – Yeeeah
• Take a look at Eva Longoria’s tits. – CityRag
• Adriana Lima can fill out a bikini. – Hollywoodtuna

Now, say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, you have to admit, this chick is hot. Yet even getting a good peek at her rack doesn’t make me any less uneasy seeing her hold a firearm.

Check out these luscious links:

• Check out some Cheryl Tweedy 2011 calendar outtakes. I may have to buy this one. – Moejackson
• True Blood star Anna Paquin’s off the market. I’m sure Stephen Moyer’s gonna have a blast with his bisexual wife. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Hugh Grant’s getting more tail. So what else is new? – Celebslam
• Drew Barrymore is partying hard in London. Where the hell is Justin Long to take advantage? – The Blemish
• Miranda Kerr is knocked up. Better enjoy those last few photoshoots she’s done. – Yeeeah
• Those damn censorship bars spoil all the fun, don’t they? – CityRag
• Katie Price shows she’s make a hot ho in outerspace. – Hollywoodtuna