Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Gwyneth Paltrow http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Gwyneth Paltrow has a Wardrobe Malfunction http://www.derekhail.com/2009/09/08/gwyneth-paltrow-has-a-wardrobe-malfunction/ http://www.derekhail.com/2009/09/08/gwyneth-paltrow-has-a-wardrobe-malfunction/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:43:46 +0000 Tracee http://www.derekhail.com/?p=21492

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This picture probably wouldn’t even be worth posting (or calling a wardrobe malfunction) if it weren’t the notoriously tight-assed Gwyneth Paltrow. Proper, prissy Gwyneth flashing her bra at the airport! Gasp! I didn’t think she had it in her. And look at it: even the bra is uninteresting.

She’s all yours, Chris. Well, Moses is a cute little guy.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

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If you’re a leg man, then Gwyneth Paltrow is the chick for you. So you may not know (or give a damn) about that GOOP thing everybody makes fun of her for, but does it really matter? Just enjoy her legs. Maybe you can even fantasize about them wrapped tight around you…

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While Gwyneth Paltrow is giving Madonna support with her divorce, she’s definitely showing no love for poodles. If that dog knew it would end up being such a horrid looking mess that Gywn has draped on her shoulders, It would be rolling in its grave.  So…when exactly can I start calling her Cruella DeVil?

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As usual, PETA tries their best to be up the ass of America’s ordinary meat eaters and wearers. After posing with a fur coat to promote Tod’s autumn and winter collection, PETA have become outraged and are trying to start a flame war with the lovely actress.

“Gwyneth Paltrow won’t be the apple of her daughter’s eye if she flaunts the skins of once-beautiful animals,” says a PETA spokesperson in a statement sent to E! News. “Promoting an industry that electrocutes animals, snaps their necks, and skins them alive is a shocking example to set for a young child.”

Screw you, PETA. What you probably don’t realize is that this is the perfect example to teach her bratty child. More than likely, she prances around the house wearing fur coats, and when she sees her daughter she makes sure she goddamn knows that if she steps out of line, she’s going to be the next one skinned alive. Gwyneth should send them a video tape of her ripping out the heart of a Siberian tiger and then eating it raw. That would show them what she thinks about their bitching and moaning.

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