Here’s Gisele, showing off that traditional model body in a gown. I enjoy Gisele’s long, lean lines. Hell, she’s at the top of my MILF list.

Yet looking at her makes me think of the difference between runway models, like Gisele, and the really sexy models, like the Playboy and Victoria’s Secret models.

The difference is simple: runway models don’t have much in the way of tits while Playboy and Victoria’s Secret models’ cups runneth over with big, juicy tits (silicone or not: who the hell cares?)

Tits are never anything to overlook, but I appreciate the female form in all its varieties.

Photos by FAME

Gisele Bundchen stepped into the proverbial shit yesterday when she said in an interview that breastfeeding for the first six months of a baby’s life should be mandated by law.

Once moms who couldn’t breastfeed called for her head, she quickly backtracked.

Well, all I can say is, if breastfeeding makes your tits look like Gisele’s above, then HELL YES, I’m in favor of mandatory breastfeeding. Look at those tits. Magnificent.

I think Gisele may have just made the #1 spot on my MILF list. Tom Brady is too damn lucky.

Haper’s Bazaar UK were the photographic geniuses who did this photoshoot.

And I’d wear London Fog too, if I could get my hands on the coat she’s wearing. I’d wrap myself up in it, as naked as she is, and I’d- well, you get the picture (and you know you sick bastards would too). Not that I’d take a picture for you, but, you get the point.

Did you know Gisele was knocked up when she did this photoshoot? They airbrushed out the baby bump. Hell, I think they wasted their time: Gisele is so hot, a little extra belly wouldn’t have hurt anything.

Here are the latest pictures of Gisele Bundchen from Photo magazine. She’s dressed as an Amazonian woman who knows a lot more about magic than David Copperfield. Do you see that water? It’s floating in mid-air! Now, she should be a good girl and make the water disappear… who’s with me?

And gravity fails us once again.  The beautiful Gisele Bundchen appeared before the world at the Rainforest Alliance Gala and, unfortunately, without a nip slip in sight.  This photo teased and almost promised there would be one, what with that silk dress of hers that would coerce any firm, supple mammary gland out of hiding in the wild.  What a cruel, cruel joke.

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