And I’d wear London Fog too, if I could get my hands on the coat she’s wearing. I’d wrap myself up in it, as naked as she is, and I’d- well, you get the picture (and you know you sick bastards would too). Not that I’d take a picture for you, but, you get the point.

Did you know Gisele was knocked up when she did this photoshoot? They airbrushed out the baby bump. Hell, I think they wasted their time: Gisele is so hot, a little extra belly wouldn’t have hurt anything.

Here are the latest pictures of Gisele Bundchen from Photo magazine. She’s dressed as an Amazonian woman who knows a lot more about magic than David Copperfield. Do you see that water? It’s floating in mid-air! Now, she should be a good girl and make the water disappear… who’s with me?

And gravity fails us once again.  The beautiful Gisele Bundchen appeared before the world at the Rainforest Alliance Gala and, unfortunately, without a nip slip in sight.  This photo teased and almost promised there would be one, what with that silk dress of hers that would coerce any firm, supple mammary gland out of hiding in the wild.  What a cruel, cruel joke.

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It’s a great change of pace to see something come out of Japan that isn’t full of women wearing multicolored scrunchies and Hello Kitty bags.  When you’re someone like Gisele Bundchen, a true super model, you make sure you’re treated like a super model–visually I suppose.  Who knows what kind of gibberish they decided to cover for the poor girl.

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