Gisele Bundchen pictures and gossip

Here are the latest pictures of Gisele Bundchen from Photo magazine. She’s dressed as an Amazonian woman who knows a lot more about magic than David Copperfield. Do you see that water? It’s floating in mid-air! Now, she should be a good girl and make the water disappear… who’s with me?

And gravity fails us once again.  The beautiful Gisele Bundchen appeared before the world at the Rainforest Alliance Gala and, unfortunately, without a nip slip in sight.  This photo teased and almost promised there would be one, what with that silk dress of hers that would coerce any firm, supple mammary gland out of hiding [...]

It’s a great change of pace to see something come out of Japan that isn’t full of women wearing multicolored scrunchies and Hello Kitty bags.  When you’re someone like Gisele Bundchen, a true super model, you make sure you’re treated like a super model–visually I suppose.  Who knows what kind of gibberish they decided to [...]

The universe holds many secrets, and one of those secrets revolves around women and  shoes.  For Gisele Bundchen, I don’t know if there was ever a moment in her life before the grand opening of the shoe store Impanema where she felt so excited about life.  Hell, I’m sure even her guy is getting jealous [...]

I’m starting to wonder, at least in Gisele Bundchen’s case, what exactly is the point in being a model?  If I can recall correctly, it was mostly to sell clothes and products.  If that is correct, then what exactly is going on in Vanity Fair?  Just about every picture is with her wearing no clothes, [...]

If it wasn’t for the fact that magazines like Elle have a tendency to occassionally sneak in a saucy photo here and there, I wouldn’t understand a large portion of it.  According to the photoshoot done for Gisele Bundchen in the Itallian issue, what’s hip are a lot of clothes that don’t go together with [...]

Thank God the Giants won the Super Bowl because if Tom Brady had won then he would have to be killed because it’s just unfair that he be that succesful AND gets to bang Gisele.  I mean it’s really not even close to being fair.  Just think of the greatest week of your life.  Got [...]

Gisele Bundchen shed her top but placed her hand in the way and went topless for GQ this month.  Even though she’s done some topless shoots in the past, she should really do more.  It’s really unfair that only Tom Brady gets to see her nude on a regular basis.  No one man should have [...]

I know women love shoes but I think Gisele is taking it to an extreme. It looks like she’s having the time of her life holding a pair of sandals.  I guess Tom Brady is boring her because she’s getting excited over some shitty footwear.  I knew Tom Brady couldn’t handle her.  If she [...]

I’m speechless here.  It must be really tough being Tom Brady.  I can’t imagine having a raging hard on everytime you see your girlfriend.  I know it would get old for me after let’s say, 40 years.

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In perhaps the most ridiculous news of the day, a few people are whining that the new Vogue cover is racist.   I’m not sure, but isn’t claiming it’s racist because it mimics a King Kong picture EVEN MORE racist because you’re essentially calling Lebron a giant gorilla?  I can find a picture of monkeys [...]

Umm…TMZ has a small blurb about a Tom Brady and Gisele sex tape.
Tom Brady needed some help blocking the paps last night as photogs kept blitzing him with questions about his rumored sex tape with Gisele Bundchen.
The damn-fine couple was put on the defensive when asked about New York restaurant Phillippe allegedly filming their wine [...]

In yet another surprising headline from US Magazine, Gisele said she’s very excited for the Super Bowl today.
“I’m very excited!” she told Usmagazine.com when she arrived at the University of Phoenix Stadium for today’s Super Bowl XLII.
Well Whoopdie Effin Doo.  Tom Brady is the one that should be excited.  Win or Lose, chances are he’s [...]

For the second day in a row Gisele Bundchen was spotted wearing a bikini in Miami. However, unlike the first day, Gisele’s fingers were buried inside her ass crack picking the wedgie of the year. I’m not quite sure how her bikini managed to ride up her non-existent ass, but it did, and as usual, [...]

Here is Gisele Bundchen wearing a bikini at Miami Beach. Usually, I’m one of the first people to rip off my pants in the presence of a girl in a bikini, but have you seen Gisele Bundchen’s abs? Those are one-inch punch abs. A quick twist of her torso would send a normal man through [...]

Gisele Bundchen, who traveled to Australia to launch her new line of comfortable footwear, was caught kissing something else other than her boyfriend Tom Brady. It was a Koala.
Okay, so maybe she wasn’t cheating on Tom Brady, but how lucky is that Koala? Do you see Gisele Bundchen’s face? That face of adoration usually costs [...]

Pope Benedict, while on a pilgramage to the world’s largest catholic country, Brazil, was verbally attacked by Gisele Bundchen for the catholic church’s old-school beliefs.
The Pope presented the Catholic Church’s negative view of premarital sex, condoms, and abortions, which is what prompted Gisele to speak out. According to the Daily News,
Gisele Bundchen wants Pope Benedict [...]

Even though Gisele Bundchen was allegedly let go by Victoria Secret after she demanded an astronomical amount of money for walking around in her underwear, I found these Gisele Bundchen pictures in a Louis Vuitton ad campaign.
While I’m sure she is getting paid a significant amount of money, the bottom line is, she has clothing [...]

Gisele Bundchen, who was recently tossed aside by Victoria Secret, for their younger, less demanding, sexy models, was spotted in New York City. The only thing unsurprising about these pictures is a jobless person roaming the streets of New York City.

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Gisele Bundchen will no longer lead the Victoria Secret Angel campaign after being denied an increase in her already overpriced $5 million dollar a year contract. According to Page Six, her sister, Patricia Bundchen said,
“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have [...]

Gisele Bundchen is an expert at acting in the most shocking manner possible. After viewing her using the most worthless toy in the world (it’s not a sex toy, perv), I was positive I would not find something as ridiculous until this picture set of Gisele Bundchen in Madrid promoting an advertising launch of some [...]

Gisele Bundchen, who was rumored to be pregnant after bringing Tom Brady back home to meet the parents, is reportedly not pregnant. Her family has completely denied the rumors, while possibly questioning Tom Brady’s fertility. According to the Chronicle,
Bundchen’s sister Raquel adds, “It is clear that Gisele is not pregnant. She is well and has [...]

Not only is Gisele Bundchen a role-model for young and old women around the world who wear Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, but she is a great role model for the family women. Pictured above, she can be seen happily snapping pictures like an over excited little 12 year old girl who just received her first digital [...]

As I stated previously, I still find the chuck-it to be worthless, but I have come to understand its’ advantages for dog owners. However, it still looks ridiculous - even if you are a Victoria Secret super-model. I mean, if I had as much money as Gisele Bundchen, I would make mine of platinum and [...]

Gisele Bundchen, after proclaiming how she has never had any problems with eating disorders, blames the families of anorexic super models because it is their job to keep an eye on their children / relatives. According to the Chronicle,
Gisele told Brazil’s Globo newspaper: “I never suffered from this problem because I had a very strong [...]

Although I found myself admiring Jennifer Walcott bikini pictures, Gisele Bundchen in this photo shoot is one thousand times better. She’s naked! Or well, not fully nude, but close enough. Leonardo DiCaprio, although he has been linked to beautiful women such as Bar Refaeli, Gisele has only slept with 5 penises, as of May of [...]

Gisele Bundchen was spotted with a Dog Ball Thrower. Is it really that difficult to pick up the ball and throw it? It would have been much more understandable if she hired a worker or servant to do it for her, but a stick? Come on now.
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Gisele Bundchen, 26 years old, who started modeling in her teens, recently stated that she will not model with someone who is under 20 years old.
Gisele can issue whatever kind of statement she wants because I still will look at her. She could say she is going to kill me, and I still would want [...]

Gisele Bundchen recently graced the cover of Brazilian Vogue once again. In the interview, Gisele confessed she has only slept with five men.
I don’t know why super models need to brag about how many men they have slept with. Adriana Lima claims her celibacy, which is garbage, and here Gisele brags about only having [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio split with Gisele Bundchenlast year. His new girl’s name is [tag]Bar Refaeli. She is Israeli, 20 years old, and currently works as a model.
Gisele? Bar? I don’t know what is eating Gilbert Grape, but I know who is sucking him off.
If you haven’t seen Bar Refaeli yet, here are some pictures. Time to [...]