George Clooney has dumped Sarah Larson (above) after dating her for a year.

George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.

The actor’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”

The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn’t until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.

I know he’s George Clooney and everything but the dude is almost 50 and he landed a super hot 29 year old who is obviously a sex kitten.  Is he thinking he can get a hotter chick?  I don’t understand.  I would think he would cling to this chick like a fat kid clings to a hamburger.  I mean seriously, do you think a 50 year old man can find another ass that looks like this?

If he does, consider George Clooney perhaps the greatest genius of our time.

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George Clooney and his smoking hot girlfriend Sarah Larson admitted their Rock of Love obsession yesterday.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1′s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

I would rather admit to a cocaine addiction than to watching Rock of Love, or anything on VH1 for that matter.  VH1 is essentially the same show.  Some washed up actor or music star in a house with 12 whores.  Someone has a great “connection”, someone has “deep feelings”, and someone has herpes.  Which one will he choose!  It’s so exciting!

George Clooney had an interesting story about his experience during the Britney Spears custody battle.

“I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this s–t going on.

“I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of Die Hard.

“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’ – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’

“And she’s like, ‘Yes.’

“And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.’

“And she’s like, ‘What the f–k are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’

“I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’

“‘No.’

“So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the f–k is going on?’ And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe.

“And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”

Wow, George is pretty clever. I would have never thought of using code words to see if there was someone in the house. I probably would have been hiding in the closet having already wet myself. Then when the cops arrived I would claim that I had been locked in there. What’s that on my pants? Apple Juice, I’ll say. It’s Apple Juice.

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George Clooney has a sense of humor when it comes to the fierce celebrity gossip industry. His once master plan to deface Gawker Media was foiled, but that doesn’t mean he gave up hope. His new plan is to target celebrity photographers. According to People, Clooney says,

“Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs,” one of PEOPLE’s Sexiest Men Alive tells Vanity Fair for its November issue. “I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress.”

Explaining his plan, he says, “You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio.”

George Clooney is obviously extremely sneaky. He was part of the secret stealth soldier clan, but he was thrown out. He was carrying a bag of pennies in his pocket while they were planning to sneak up on the paparazzi. Next time, he should just execute his plan, instead of foiling it for himself.

Tom Cruise, the star of many expensive blockbusters, has been replaced by George Clooney in an upcoming action movie that Tom wanted. Although I dislike Tom Cruise and his public spectacle of Scientology, why they would choose George Clooney, the star of hits such as Oceans Twelve and Solaris, is beyond me. They would have been better off finding some random biker dude kicking back a bud on his porch in South Dakota. Yes, it was sarcasm, hit and Oceans Twelve or Solaris should NEVER be included in the same sentence considering those two are among the two worst movies made. [source] [tags]Tom Cruise, George Clooney[/tags]

[tag]George Clooney[/tag]‘s most recent role in ‘Syriana’ required him to put on weight. He gained a significant amount of weight for the very same role he won an Oscar for best-supporting actor. According to Matt Damon, “Clooney quickly got fed up with being plump on set.” Matt also proclaimed that Clooney is usually the life of the party and active but recently, “he had to just sit there and it made him really depressed.” The one positive side that Clooney said about his weight is it disguised him from the horde of fans he has.

George you’re so fat that… nevermind. Clooney’s life is so tough. The fact that he has fans to disguise himself from shows just that. On a much more important note, my life is so tough also. My roommate doesn’t shower, i haven’t been laid in months, and I gained weight because I sit on my ass all day.
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They are going to make an [tag]Ocean’s Thirteen[/tag]. [tag]Warner Brothers[/tag] is going to build the set on five stages in Burbank California. [tag]Ellen Barkin[/tag] is set to be the movie’s new leading lady.

It is reported that [tag]Julia Roberts[/tag] and [tag]Catherine Zeta-Jones[/tag] won’t be in this one. I guess because they see this bombing miserably. Ocean’s Thirteen will consist of: [tag]George Clooney[/tag], [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag], [tag]Matt Damon[/tag], [tag]Andy Garcia[/tag], [tag]Don Cheadle[/tag], [tag]Bernie Mac[/tag], [tag]Casey Affleck[/tag], [tag]Scott Caan[/tag], [tag]Eddie Jemison[/tag], [tag]Shaobo Qin[/tag], [tag]Carl Reiner[/tag] and [tag]Elliott Gould[/tag]. How far will this go? Will everyone slowly sign off this movie idea until it’s just George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Ocean’s Sixty-Nine?

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