Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Gemma Atkinson

Gemma Atkinson plays on the beach

Derek Hail — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:56:07 +0000

Gemma Atkinson hit the beach with her boyfriend the other day but since we don’t care about him, I’ve managed to crop him out of all the photos. So even though she’s holding a paddle and it seems she’s playing with her man on the beach, let’s imagine she’s playing with her equally hot friend and after she messes up they laugh and fall down on the beach. Then after an awkward pause they start kissing and invite me up to their room. Yes, let’s imagine that.

Gemma Atkinson loves tiger print

Derek Hail — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:24:18 +0000

Gemma Atkinson went to the beach with her same old red bikini. Everytime I see her on the beach she’s either wearing a red bikini or a blue bikini. It’s true. Look it up. While you’re looking it up try not to forget the real reason you searched for ‘Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures’. I did and ended up on a 3 hour adventure that ended at a British Porn Site. Mission Accomplished.

Gemma Atkinson loves promotions

Derek Hail — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:34:40 +0000

No one loves opening events more than Gemma Atkinson Everytime I look she’s in a low cut top or tight dress hocking a new product sh knows nothing about. Just look at that picture. Can you even guess what she’s promoting here? Origami flowers? Red Globes? Who cares. The more Gemma the better.

Yes Gemma Atkinson, you have huge balls

Derek Hail — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:38:06 +0000

Big Balls on your chest that is. Boobs. Geez, do I have to explain everything? Gemma’s been everywhere this week, appearing in less and less clothes everytime. I wonder what’s next, an appearance in lingerie at a 7-11?

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