I know Eva’s already married to a wealthy NBA player on top of being part of a hit show that probably makes her wealthy in her own right, but one thing Eva’s never had is a woman’s body. Seriously. Every time I see her in something revealing, I marvel at how a grown woman can look like she never hit puberty.

Not anymore. Eva actually looks like she has some tits! Real or fake, she’s looking good.

Eva Longoria Parker is a big fat liar…or is she?  In an interview in Allure’s November issue she talks briefly about her weight.

“I just got rounder,” the Desperate Housewives stars, 33, goes on. “I’m still a size O.”

“I know I’m not pregnant,” Longoria tells Allure once again.

She’s gotten fat…but she’s still skinny.  Does this make sense to anyone out there?  Is this a woman thing that Al Bundy always referenced to in “Married with Children?”  Does this translates to “I spend three hours each day trying to squeeze my fat ass into tight sparkly dresses” or “I wear a size O–O for Obese or Old Oprah?”  My head kind of hurts just thinking about it.

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Okay, Okay.  It seems I made a promise to Eva Longoria not to disclose the fact that formerly alleged preggie now claiming being fatty, is probably trying to offshoot being made fun of during school hours by squeezing her chubby chunks into a size two.  Did it work?  For her rack, hell yes.

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A cut out of Eva Longoria was hoisted up by fans to distract Tony Parker as he shot free throws in the last playoff game between New Orleans and San Antonio.  Tony Parker’s team ended up losing.  Could it be Eva Longoria’s fault?  Yes.  He was probably hearing her whining in his head all game.

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