Eva Longoria pictures and gossip

Eva Longoria Parker is a big fat liar…or is she?  In an interview in Allure’s November issue she talks briefly about her weight.
“I just got rounder,” the Desperate Housewives stars, 33, goes on. “I’m still a size O.”
“I know I’m not pregnant,” Longoria tells Allure once again.
She’s gotten fat…but she’s still skinny.  Does this make [...]

Okay, Okay.  It seems I made a promise to Eva Longoria not to disclose the fact that formerly alleged preggie now claiming being fatty, is probably trying to offshoot being made fun of during school hours by squeezing her chubby chunks into a size two.  Did it work?  For her rack, hell yes.

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A cut out of Eva Longoria was hoisted up by fans to distract Tony Parker as he shot free throws in the last playoff game between New Orleans and San Antonio.  Tony Parker’s team ended up losing.  Could it be Eva Longoria’s fault?  Yes.  He was probably hearing her whining in his head all game.
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Can you guess what that tattoo says?  No, neither can I because Eva Longoria seems to hae gone to the worst tattoo artist on the planet.  The tattoo says “NINE”, her husband Tony Parker’s number.  It’s probably not finished, but I would guess the artist either suffers from muscle spasms or is a trained baboon.
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With the Eva Longoria sex tape rumors circulating the internet, I decided to post these pictures of Eva Longoria squeezing her little body in between two cars and unfortunately, these pics are no where near as entertaining as the possibility of a sex video.
However, Will Ferrell’s comedy site, Funny or Die, made an Eva Longoria [...]

It is being reported that Eva Longoria has a sex tape circulating the internet which is only available on some select porn websites. The Desperate Housewives actress allegedly stars in this sex video with her husband Tony Parker and according to The Sun,
If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex [...]

“Rocks are pulled by the gravity of Tony Parker’s head.”
Before getting married, Eva Longoria decided to treat her bridesmaids with a little something something. According to TMZ, instead of cheap handbag or something less tacky like a card, Longoria gave her friends Van Cleef and Arpels Sweet Alhambra bracelets. I don’t know what [...]

With Eva Longoria’s wedding to Tony Parker fast approaching, her friends are worried that she may be making the wrong decision. Despite receiving a free hair style from Ken Paves, and free stylist services from Robert Verdi, according to Page Six, her pals are worried she has chosen the wrong man. According to Page Six,
“He [...]

Eva Longoria, while at the celebrity beach volleyball charity event “Spike for Hope,” decided to show off the crack of her ass for charity. However, the readers of DerekHail.com will much better appreciate the “self-molest for happiness” event that is sponsored by these Eva Longoria upskirt pictures.

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Eva Longoria, who usually manages to both annoy and disgust me, has managed to turn my view of her around. Although, it doesn’t particularly matter because she is in love with Tony Parker. According to People,
“They’re trying to work things out,” Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson, tells the magazine. “There is a genuine love there.”
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Eva Longoria recently tripped while exiting her home trailer on the set of Desperate Housewives. According to People,
“Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer,” the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press. “Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised.”
What was the point of reporting she slipped? Does anyone [...]

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Eva Longoria is being wooed by the National Rifle Association to become the face of the NRA because a senior member believes with Eva’s support, the negativity surrounding the association will lessen. Eva expressed her love for shooting guns when she said,
I love shooting guns. I’ve been shooting since I was five with my dad. [...]

Lindsay Lohan was ranked third, coming behind both Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, in Maxim’s recent poll. Angelina Jolie came in fourth place. Lindsay was ecstatic that she beat out Angelina. A friend of Lohan said,
It shouldn’t but the whole thing has gone to her head. She was raving how she’s now officially sexier than [...]

Eva Longoria recently reported that she plays naked air hockey with her boyfriend Tony Parker. She digresses what happens when someone loses when she said,
It involves nudity. I had to run around the outside of the house naked!
Eva Longoria, you should have just run around town naked. That way, we could have at least had [...]

[tag]Eva Longoria[/tag] is in the news again. No, it’s not about Desperate Housewives. Yes, it’s about her boyfriend [tag]Tony Parker[/tag]. She was quoted as saying
I would have a child out of wedlock but Tony won’t
Has anyone heard anything from Tony? I’m worried about him.

The petite star also went [...]