Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Eva Longoria pictures and gossip


Eva Longoria is a distraction

A cut out of Eva Longoria was hoisted up by fans to distract Tony Parker as he shot free throws in the last playoff game between New Orleans and San Antonio.  Tony Parker’s team ended up losing.  Could it be Eva Longoria’s fault?  Yes.  He was probably hearing her whining in his head all game.
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Eva Longoria is cheap

Can you guess what that tattoo says?  No, neither can I because Eva Longoria seems to hae gone to the worst tattoo artist on the planet.  The tattoo says “NINE”, her husband Tony Parker’s number.  It’s probably not finished, but I would guess the artist either suffers from muscle spasms or is a trained baboon.
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Eva Longoria is Extremely Skinny

With the Eva Longoria sex tape rumors circulating the internet, I decided to post these pictures of Eva Longoria squeezing her little body in between two cars and unfortunately, these pics are no where near as entertaining as the possibility of a sex video.
However, Will Ferrell’s comedy site, Funny or Die, made an Eva Longoria [...]

Eva Longoria Sex Tape?

It is being reported that Eva Longoria has a sex tape circulating the internet which is only available on some select porn websites. The Desperate Housewives actress allegedly stars in this sex video with her husband Tony Parker and according to The Sun,
If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex [...]

Eva Longoria Knows Gifts!

“Rocks are pulled by the gravity of Tony Parker’s head.”
Before getting married, Eva Longoria decided to treat her bridesmaids with a little something something. According to TMZ, instead of cheap handbag or something less tacky like a card, Longoria gave her friends Van Cleef and Arpels Sweet Alhambra bracelets. I don’t know what [...]

Eva Longoria To Marry a Complete Ass

With Eva Longoria’s wedding to Tony Parker fast approaching, her friends are worried that she may be making the wrong decision. Despite receiving a free hair style from Ken Paves, and free stylist services from Robert Verdi, according to Page Six, her pals are worried she has chosen the wrong man. According to Page Six,
“He [...]

Eva Longoria Upskirt Ass Pictures

Eva Longoria, while at the celebrity beach volleyball charity event “Spike for Hope,” decided to show off the crack of her ass for charity. However, the readers of DerekHail.com will much better appreciate the “self-molest for happiness” event that is sponsored by these Eva Longoria upskirt pictures.

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Eva Longoria hugs herself, captivates me

Eva Longoria, who usually manages to both annoy and disgust me, has managed to turn my view of her around. Although, it doesn’t particularly matter because she is in love with Tony Parker. According to People,
“They’re trying to work things out,” Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson, tells the magazine. “There is a genuine love there.”
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Eva Longoria is a putz

Eva Longoria recently tripped while exiting her home trailer on the set of Desperate Housewives. According to People,
“Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer,” the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press. “Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised.”
What was the point of reporting she slipped? Does anyone [...]