Don’t let those scarlet red lips of hers fool you; the chances that Emma Watson will be putting out wiht just about anyone sounds low.  While one of the things she discloses to Interview magazine involves attending an American University, it’s very unlikely you’ll catch her in a Girls Gone Wild video.

At U.S. universities “you’re encouraged to be broad and choose many different subjects,” the U.K.-bred actress tells this month’s Interview magazine.

But there’s a American-college ritual that the star, 19, currently at work on the seventh and eighth installments of Harry Potter, plans to skip: a crazy spring break on a sunny beach.

“I felt like I had walked into an American teen movie,” says Watson of a recent trip to coeds-gone-wild mecca Cancun. “I was only there for two days – thankfully my friends and I were more interested in traveling around other parts of the country. But that was the weirdest place ever.” 

Don’t worry America; I still think there is a chance for all of us.  You might be able to pick up a Emma Watson at a dinner party if you feed her enough wine, or for the others who still watch the first Harry Potter you can give camping outside of her flat in a van labeled “Free Candy” a shot.

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Daniel Radcliffe, or as he is better known, Harry Potter, will roam naked while playing a man who has a “religious-erotic obsession with horses,” in the production, “Equus,” but he isn’t sure how well he can pull off the role. According to the Chronicle,

“It’s a really challenging play, but if I can pull it off – which we don’t know if I can yet – I hope people will stop and think, ‘Maybe he can do something other than Harry’.”

Great. Emma Watson is allegedly a lush, and Harry wants to play with horses. No, not how normal people would play with horses, but how naked people would play with horses. It is unclear if Harry is going to be “under” the horse or “on” the horse, but regardless of the position, I’m sure we will be hearing some strange noises and they won’t be magic spells.

Some Stills from the next Harry Potter movie: