Liz Hurley is charming them in South Africa, flaunting those lethal curves of hers as she fulfills her duties as Estee Lauder Pink Illumination ambassador (raises money for issues related to breast cancer).

Talking about breasts… Liz’s tits are in fine form there in that tight little dress. And her legs are nothing to sneeze at, either.

Shane Warne (that’s the dude she’s with) is a lucky bastard to get to hit that. He was caught fooling around with Liz while they were both married to other people.

I can see being pulled in by Liz’s hot little body. Still think Hugh Grant temporarily lost his damn mind.

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Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at the launch of her new clothing line.

Looks like Liz decided to leave the flesh-baring to some other chicks. It’s too bad, really. Liz has one amazing set of TITS. Mouth-watering amazing. She should show those lovely ladies off EVERY damn chance she gets.

But these two chicks with her fill out their bikinis quite nicely, so I’m not complaining. For any dude who actually had to attend the launch of a clothing line, it wasn’t a complete bust.

At least, I sure as hell wouldn’t kick either of those bikini-clad chicks out of my bed. Just sayin’.

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Here’s Elizabeth Hurley in the States, flaunting those killer curves on set. She’s shooting the pilot to Wonder Woman; it’s one of the TV pilots.

With that body, I say Elizabeth Hurley would do Linda Carter proud: SCREW age.

Alas, TV execs are far too chickenshit to cast a 40-something chick as Wonder Woman. Instead, Elizabeth is Wonder Woman’s “nemesis.”

Hurley tweeted this morning that she “will be playing the evil villain” in the David E. Kelley-scripted pilot.

All I can see is, the chick they actually DID cast to play Wonder Woman (Adrianne Palicki) better be STACKED.

Or I’m boycotting.

Or maybe not, if they keep showing off Liz’s tits, ass, and legs in super short/tight dresses. I’m easy.

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So Elizabeth Hurley is invited to the KIDS 40th Anniversary Event in England. It’s a charity that helps disabled kids.

Great cause and all.

I guess Liz was hoping to make some hormonal teenage dudes and the kids’ fathers day by squeezing those lovely tits of hers (and the rest of that hot body) into an animal print dress?

Works for me.

Hey, it was a celebration, right? Looking at Liz’s body is cause for celebration ANY damn day of the week.

I’m sure she did it for the kids. This is all about the kids. Of course.

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Elizabeth (aka Liz) Hurley was spotted leaving her home and going to a hotel, girls all propped up.

Whoever she was meeting, he was one LUCKY ass dude. You know Liz’s tits are just luscious naked.

They should be. I’m sure she paid good money for them.

Liz was spotted cozying up to British athlete Shane Warne (she was supposedly separated from her husband and he split from his wife after the video of him and Liz kissing at a hotel surfaced- gotta love the British tabloids).

Don’t know who Liz is hooking up with now, but whoever it is, her girls are propped up and ALL READY to go.

I need to get my ass across the pond.

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You gotta hand it to Elizabeth Hurley. The chick still has some great tits, and (bless her) she’s not afraid to show them off.

More power to her!

That dude she ended up marrying after Hugh Grant just wouldn’t commit to her ass (or perhaps he’s just content with the um, paid companions) is one lucky ass bastard.

Liz looks like she’ll still be bangin’ in the nursing home at this rate. We need to see her in another Austin Powers movie, I think…

Hell, Mike Myers has to be sick of Shrek by now. How many of those ogre movies has he made by now- 15 or 20?

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Okay, well, Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t actually do Valentino (the designer)- she just attended his fashion show in Paris. Details, details.

Check out that rack. That’s the important thing about these pictures. Elizabeth’s rack is luscious, just a vision to behold. Luckily for us, she isn’t shy about showing off her tits, either.

And why should she? This is what makes her an MILF. I mean, her legs are nice and all, and I’m sure her ass is fine, but her tits are definitely her crowning glory.

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Elizabeth Hurley knows how to get- and KEEP- our attention. Just prop the girls up, showcase them nicely, and we will come.

I’m not hatin’. The chick is right. Nothing catches my attention faster than a pair of half-covered tits. (And all you self-righteous bastards reading this know I’m right, so don’t even try to get all preachy on my ass.)

She may not have been able to get Hugh Grant to settle down, but let’s face it, who cares? Actually, who really gives a rat’s ass about Hugh Gran these days?

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