I’m ready for the August FHM to hit newsstands. Eliza Dushku did a very revealing photoshoot for them. Sounds like she’s a kick-ass girl, just like her Dollhouse character can be. My type of woman: hot and tough. I wouldn’t mind a night being whipped by her.

Eliza’s dating former NBA player Rick Fox. Wouldn’t have put them together, but Rick’s a lucky bastard.

Feast your eyes on the lovely Eliza Dushku in April’s issue of Saturday Night Magazine.  Dressed in the finest club wear that accents her stunning figure and just enough clevage to make a grown man cry, in reality this is as close as you’ll get to her when you have bar hopping on the mind.

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What’s somewhat heartbreaking about seeing Eliza Dushku on the cover of Maxim magazine, is this is perhaps as steamy as it’s going to get for a while.  I’m not complaining, but someone definately needs to give her an offer she can’t refuse.  It’s a tragedy to have such a wonderful body and not want to show off all of it all of the time.

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Whoever that guy is sitting next to Eliza Dushku at the Heroes Tribute, tell them to get the hell out of my seat.  What could possibly be worse than getting all dressed up for something like the CNN Heroes tribute and sitting next to an old guy that won’t even grope you during all the boring speeches?  You know that’s what she’s there for, otherwise she wouldn’t wear a dress with a slit all the way up to her belly button showing the best and smoothest leg the world has to offer.

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Eliza Dushku has one more reason for men to want to see her naked: she kills animals. Her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live had her admitting to the public that while she enjoys girlie things like shopping and exchanging lip gloss, she also has a carnal side that involves slaughtering innocent, yet beefy, animals.

“My mother called me herself and said, ‘You’re a liberal from New England, what the ‘f’ are you doing in Oklahoma shooting things?” Dushku giggled.

“When you’re in a relationship with somebody you have to, like, experience things that they do,” she explained and then added, “A lot of people eat meat… and I eat what I kill.”

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I personally would have enjoyed her also mentioning the part where she then commences gnawing and ripping through the poor thing’s flesh with her bare hands and teeth, smearing blood all over, and then following off the ritual with a lovely photo shoot, I can live with just the image of her roaming through foliage in a neon bikini.

Here’s some pics of her at the Comic Con to keep your appetite quelled.

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