Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Elisha Cuthbert pictures and gossip


Elisha Cuthbert is back for more

Elisha Cuthbert is really making the most out of her vacation. She’s looked great, then looked crappy, and now she’s back to looking great. She needs to make up her mind because this back and forth is bad for my penis. He can’t tell if he really wants to have sex with [...]

Elisha Cuthbert scores a hat trick

Elisha Cuthbert is back on the beach showing off her flat stomach.  It’s too bad she has a thing for hockey players.
After previous flings with NHL players SEAN AVERY and MIKE KOMISAREK, snappers have caught the 24 star on hols with a THIRD hockey beau star.
The latest lucky chap is DION PHANEUF from the Calgary [...]

Awesome or Fake?

US Magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were seen making out at an LA Club.
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who [...]

Elisha Cuthbert is shopping, feeling dangerous

In some of the most unfortunate news of the year, Elisha Cuthbert was spotted shopping with Paris Hilton in L.A. Elisha is no longer that fine, whole-some, young girl who you would bring home to mom. Now, instead, you may want to visit the clinic, or better yet, the incinerator. I’ve never been suicidal, but [...]

Paris Hilton is sluttier than I thought

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Paris Hilton, who I have always thought was a huge slut, has just left me in shock. Instead of targeting old men like her co-star in her sex tape, she is now molesting little children. She obviously can’t pull in the “I like good music” demographic, so she is targeting the little boys because after [...]