“Spot the Ugly Bitch!”

Star Jones is angry that men get more money than women in the TV industry. As she said in a recent interview in Marie Claire:

Women still make 70-something cents to every man’s dollar, as if my bread somehow costs 30 cents less than his bread. That p – - – es me off!

Well when your bread consists of being on Court TV for a show that nobody will watch, it sort of runs stale with no interest. She went on to say:

Donald Trump told me, ‘Star, they’d never have given you a hard time if you were a white guy.’ We have to live with who we are. We’ll always be thought of as the chick in the skirt.

I always thought of Star Jones as Al Roker in a skirt. With that in mind, she could be close to becoming a white guy, all she has to do is bleach her skin, penis and all.

Star Jones probably isn’t even: human.
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Donald Trump and Fox are creating a new reality-competition series where they try to mold the typical party-girls into young, well-mannered women, who wear Pearls and know which fork is for what meal. The show is set to be called, “Lady or a Tramp.”

Despite being a reality-series teaching party-girls to mold into young ladies, they plan to show plenty of footage of girls partying. “Girls Gone Wild” step aside, Joe is in Jail, how about, “Girls Gone Tramp.” According to Variety, Donald Trump said,

“We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of My Fair Lady with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

Each episode a different girl will be asked to leave the show. While Donald’s famous line “You’re Fired” is catchy, the line for this show could be so much better. Every time a girl is voted off they should stamp “Tramp” in big red letters across the TV screen. It’s perfect.

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been battling publicly for several months, but it appears the dust will be settling over the next few days. Rosie O’Donnell is shortly going to announce her departure from “The View,” and Donald Trump is taking credit for it. According to TMZ,

Donald Trump has gone on the air taking credit for Rosie’s sudden departure from “The View,” bashing his arch-enemy to FOX News.

Donald Trump said, “Rosie is a loser, and she continues to be a loser and she was fired by ABC. And, I’m proud to say, I probably had a part in it.”

I wonder if Donald Trump is taking applications for a new secretary? Now that Rosie is available, I’m sure Donald can find room for her somewhere… as long as it isn’t a tight closet.

Donald Trump, in the battle of the billionaires against Vince McMahon in Wrestlemania, came out on top – Vince had to shave his head. Even though Donald wasn’t set to actually fight Vince McMahon, a friend called me and told me that Donald Trump began gang beating Vince with punches after the match was over. I suspect Donald had rolls of quarters in his fists because he doesn’t look like the type to pack that hard of a punch without a little bit of help.

Unfortunately for Donald, shortly after his glorious victory over Vince, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin gave him the “Stone Cold Stunner.” Good thing Donald can afford billion dollar chiropractors because just watching him get smashed into the wrestling ring makes my back hurt and I’m much more manly than Donald.

Donald Trump, as per usual, is causing media mayhem over one of his little controversies. While nothing will be as funny as the Rosie O’Donnell controversy, the latest scandal involves his West Palm beach Golf Course – it was cut from the Top 100 Golf courses because of Trump’s refusal to pay for advertisement in Golf Digest. According to Page Six,

“Golf Digest is a disgrace to their profession. They should be ashamed of themselves,” Trump told Page Six. On its last list, Golf Digest, published by Conde Nast, placed the 27-hole West Palm Beach course on 200-plus acres at No. 84. This year it was banished, he said, as a result of a tense Nov. 28 meeting he had at Trump Tower with the magazine’s publisher, Thomas Bair.

Donald Trump doesn’t own Golf courses that are not in the Top 100. He is Donald Trump. He is Donald fucking Trump. His golf course belongs at the number one spot. Did I tell you yet? He is Donald Trump. Nothing he does is wrong, and everything he does is masterful. Donald Trump is always the victim.

Donald Trump, who recently slammed Rosie O’Donnell on every front, revealed to Extra his belief that Britney Spears is capable of staging a comeback. According to the National Ledger, Donald Trump said,

“I know Britney. She’s performed for me and she was always so nice. She was like the queen five years ago… it’s very sad to see what’s happening,”

“But in this world, anybody can make a comeback and hopefully somebody’s going to give Britney a second chance . She needs it,”

In reality, Donald Trump only comments on the weak. After his Rosie O’Donnell rant, and now, his seemingly under handed comment towards Britney, I’m beginning to think he has no real opinion on anything or anyone unless they’re struggling on the brink of sanity or depression.

Donald Trump, who recently decided to allow Tara Conner to keep her crown even though she tested positive for both cocaine and Paris Hilton like tendencies, was attacked by Rosie Odonnell, but Donald fights back. During an Access Hollywood interview, Donald went on a rant as a response to Rosie’s complete lack of professionalism and respect. Donald said,

“Well, Rosie is a loser, she’s been a loser for a very long time.”

Definitely. She sucked at Baseball in “A League of their own.” But wait, Donald isn’t finished, he had much more to say.

“Everything about Rosie, and I watch her, and somebody sent me a clip of what she said, Rosie is someone out of control who really doesn’t have it and she should be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it will be very easy.”

Donald is obviously an insightful man! In addition, during Rosie’s rant, she also mentioned how Donald would be bankrupt, but Donald’s response says otherwise.

“I’m worth 5 billion dollars, plus by a lot. And Rosie said trump went bankrupt? I never went bankrupt. She will say anything that comes to her unattractive mouth.”

Making fun of ugly people is fun, but Donald made sure to hammer the nail down further when he was asked what people would think of him for stooping to Rosie’s level.

“Well look, Rosie is a very unattractive women. I’m saying something, I’m not a politician, I’m not running for office, so I can say it. Rosie is a very unattractive woman, but as unattractive as she is on the outside, she’s even worse on the inside. And she’s very lucky to have a nice girlfriend.”

Donald Trump is Ruthless and I love him.

Update: Not the exact video, but this is good and funny enough!

[tag]Donald Trump[/tag] recently announced (on an early morning radio show) that his wife, [tag]Melania Knauss[/tag], had just given birth to a baby boy. This is news to me considering I thought his sperm was extinct.

Donald was quoted as saying,

“I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young,”

I don’t see how you can feel young getting someone pregnant. Then again, there is a lot of energy required, but hookers still hate asking to be thrown down the stairs.

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