“Spot the Ugly Bitch!”

Star Jones is angry that men get more money than women in the TV industry. As she said in a recent interview in Marie Claire:

Women still make 70-something cents to every man’s dollar, as if my bread somehow costs 30 cents less than his bread. That p – - – es me off!

Well when your bread consists of being on Court TV for a show that nobody will watch, it sort of runs stale with no interest. She went on to say:

Donald Trump told me, ‘Star, they’d never have given you a hard time if you were a white guy.’ We have to live with who we are. We’ll always be thought of as the chick in the skirt.

I always thought of Star Jones as Al Roker in a skirt. With that in mind, she could be close to becoming a white guy, all she has to do is bleach her skin, penis and all.

Star Jones probably isn’t even: human.
Guest post by OverAdulthood: Daily Humor News that begs to be Angry!

Donald Trump and Fox are creating a new reality-competition series where they try to mold the typical party-girls into young, well-mannered women, who wear Pearls and know which fork is for what meal. The show is set to be called, “Lady or a Tramp.”

Despite being a reality-series teaching party-girls to mold into young ladies, they plan to show plenty of footage of girls partying. “Girls Gone Wild” step aside, Joe is in Jail, how about, “Girls Gone Tramp.” According to Variety, Donald Trump said,

“We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of My Fair Lady with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

Each episode a different girl will be asked to leave the show. While Donald’s famous line “You’re Fired” is catchy, the line for this show could be so much better. Every time a girl is voted off they should stamp “Tramp” in big red letters across the TV screen. It’s perfect.

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been battling publicly for several months, but it appears the dust will be settling over the next few days. Rosie O’Donnell is shortly going to announce her departure from “The View,” and Donald Trump is taking credit for it. According to TMZ,

Donald Trump has gone on the air taking credit for Rosie’s sudden departure from “The View,” bashing his arch-enemy to FOX News.

Donald Trump said, “Rosie is a loser, and she continues to be a loser and she was fired by ABC. And, I’m proud to say, I probably had a part in it.”

I wonder if Donald Trump is taking applications for a new secretary? Now that Rosie is available, I’m sure Donald can find room for her somewhere… as long as it isn’t a tight closet.

Donald Trump, in the battle of the billionaires against Vince McMahon in Wrestlemania, came out on top – Vince had to shave his head. Even though Donald wasn’t set to actually fight Vince McMahon, a friend called me and told me that Donald Trump began gang beating Vince with punches after the match was over. I suspect Donald had rolls of quarters in his fists because he doesn’t look like the type to pack that hard of a punch without a little bit of help.

Unfortunately for Donald, shortly after his glorious victory over Vince, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin gave him the “Stone Cold Stunner.” Good thing Donald can afford billion dollar chiropractors because just watching him get smashed into the wrestling ring makes my back hurt and I’m much more manly than Donald.