You have to hand it to those Russians; they know how to take some sexy ass photos.

No puritanical fear of tits and ass here. Dita Von Teese took it all off for Russia FHM. If there were a few more pics, I’d be tempted to fly my ass on over to Russia to buy a copy. Or find a way to order it to be delivered to me here in the States.

Dita may have the complexion of a well-maintained corpse, but she’s one hot corpse. Almost makes you understand necrophilia.

Almost.

Looking at Dita definitely makes me want to check out a burlesque show, though. I can say that without reservation.

Dita Von Teese reminds us why she is THE most famous burlesque dancer in the world.

Look at those tits, those legs…

Can you imagine her shimmying on the stage? I bet she has a great ass, no less.

I wonder if burlesque dancers also work poles, like strippers?

I would pay good money to see Dita do her thing in person. Even if she does bear an uncanny resemblance to a corpse.

Tanner, Dita. You’d be seriously kick-ass with some color. Hell, you kicked Marilyn Manson to the curb years ago. No need to look like a freak anymore.

Photos by Fame Pictures

It’s always eye candy to ever see Dita Von Teese anywhere– even it is somewhat unwarrented.  Take a good look at Dita in the Inked magazine.  Where exactly do you see a tattoo?  For people that actually pay or a magazine like this to get an idea what should be the next thing they should mark up and with what, this is a big let down.  However, for the rest of us, well enjoy.

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With photos like these for DT magazine, there is no reason why the “teese” in Dita Von Teese has yet to be harnessed yet.   And, according to her, it has.  Possibly many times.

Despite recently telling a British tabloid that she went celibate for awhile after splitting from her ex-husband, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, Von Teese now admits she was only joking.

“All my friends [saw that] and were like, What?” the burlesque beauty told us last night at the Beverly Hills launch party for Amanda Eliasch‘s new book, Cloak & Dagger Butterfly. “I just thought it was funny to say at the time.”

She added with a laugh, “I’m pretty sure it’s safe for you to report that I’ve had sex by now.”

Yeah, and we’ve all seen Manson, so it’s safe to say that the next random sexual encounter of Dita could be YOU!

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By any chance does that face look familiar to you?  Well it does to Dita Von Teese who is now filing a lawsuit against the publishing company who put her face on the cover of this smutty paranormal romance novel.

Von Teese is seeking unspecified damages against Macmillan Publishers, which printed Patti O’Shea’s In Twilight’s Shadow, a paranormal romance novel about demon hunting.

The papers filed on Friday claim that Dita’s face is “a valuable and integral portion of her celebrity persona” and that the company “commercially exploited her image and likeness to their own gain.”

I’m sure the people over there at the publishing company thought the same thing I’m thinking right now.  Exactly how many girls that are into the gothic genre do you see without pale white skin, black hair, and seductive red lipstick?  Marilyn Manson himself could probably get away with suing this company for its likeness.

Compare and contrast:

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Looking at Dita Von Teese opening the Harvey Nichols Bristol does nothing for me.  In my honest opinion right now as-is, she doesn’t live up to the bosom-y seductress expectations I envision when I hear her name.  Like I said, that’s just my opinion; I’m sure my great great grandfather would have had a helluva time under the covers at night with a pin-up of her in a waitress’ uniform showing off a little shoulder.  Just give me more of her naked and in high heels and I’ll be happy.  This is yet another example how desensitized our generation is… and how deprived the others were.

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Scarlett Johansson is in touch with her more dark, kinky side in the October 2006 issue of Flaunt magazine where she proceeds to man handle Dita Von Teese. Dita is anything but a tease, but this is the only instance where I would wish to be in her shoes. Not because Scarlett Johansson is riding me like a horse, but because I’ve always wanted to walk around in six inch heels.