It’s always eye candy to ever see Dita Von Teese anywhere– even it is somewhat unwarrented.  Take a good look at Dita in the Inked magazine.  Where exactly do you see a tattoo?  For people that actually pay or a magazine like this to get an idea what should be the next thing they should mark up and with what, this is a big let down.  However, for the rest of us, well enjoy.

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With photos like these for DT magazine, there is no reason why the “teese” in Dita Von Teese has yet to be harnessed yet.   And, according to her, it has.  Possibly many times.

Despite recently telling a British tabloid that she went celibate for awhile after splitting from her ex-husband, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, Von Teese now admits she was only joking.

“All my friends [saw that] and were like, What?” the burlesque beauty told us last night at the Beverly Hills launch party for Amanda Eliasch’s new book, Cloak & Dagger Butterfly. “I just thought it was funny to say at the time.”

She added with a laugh, “I’m pretty sure it’s safe for you to report that I’ve had sex by now.”

Yeah, and we’ve all seen Manson, so it’s safe to say that the next random sexual encounter of Dita could be YOU!

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By any chance does that face look familiar to you?  Well it does to Dita Von Teese who is now filing a lawsuit against the publishing company who put her face on the cover of this smutty paranormal romance novel.

Von Teese is seeking unspecified damages against Macmillan Publishers, which printed Patti O’Shea’s In Twilight’s Shadow, a paranormal romance novel about demon hunting.

The papers filed on Friday claim that Dita’s face is “a valuable and integral portion of her celebrity persona” and that the company “commercially exploited her image and likeness to their own gain.”

I’m sure the people over there at the publishing company thought the same thing I’m thinking right now.  Exactly how many girls that are into the gothic genre do you see without pale white skin, black hair, and seductive red lipstick?  Marilyn Manson himself could probably get away with suing this company for its likeness.

Compare and contrast:

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For anyone who has ever thought Dita Von Teese is, look-wise, anything less than smoking, Dita has you reevaluate your answer by playing a game of “which would you bang?” with one of the ugliest women on the face of the planet.  Anyone who doesn’t respond with “I’d hit that with a ton of bricks” to the girl on the left, needs to seriously consider changing sexual preferences.  Meanwhile, Dita Von Teese laughs at your former naivety by ripping off your balls, and doing the Mexican Hat Dance all over them.

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