Dita Von Teese pictures and gossip

For anyone who has ever thought Dita Von Teese is, look-wise, anything less than smoking, Dita has you reevaluate your answer by playing a game of “which would you bang?” with one of the ugliest women on the face of the planet.  Anyone who doesn’t respond with “I’d hit that with a ton of bricks” [...]

Looking at Dita Von Teese opening the Harvey Nichols Bristol does nothing for me.  In my honest opinion right now as-is, she doesn’t live up to the bosom-y seductress expectations I envision when I hear her name.  Like I said, that’s just my opinion; I’m sure my great great grandfather would have had a helluva [...]

Scarlett Johansson is in touch with her more dark, kinky side in the October 2006 issue of Flaunt magazine where she proceeds to man handle Dita Von Teese. Dita is anything but a tease, but this is the only instance where I would wish to be in her shoes. Not because Scarlett Johansson is riding [...]