You know, my heart (and eyes) go completely out there to someone like Diora Baird in Maxim UK’s November 2008 issue.  When you’re not made to act, sometimes you just have to be a stripper, or release a sex tape in order for someone to recognize you, and it works.  Hello big breasts…erm, Diora.  I’m now listening, kinda.

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I retract my statement when I claimed “Diora Baird Was the Sexiest Woman Ever.” After seeing these recent pictures of Diora at the “Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny” premiere, I was absolutely shocked. Didn’t she receive the notice? People with front teeth that resemble a “V” should never smile unless their giving their man a target.

According to 100% men, Diora Baird is the world’s most sexiest woman. However, before you wonder the truth behind my claim, it was based off of just myself. As a question, What is better than a woman who spreads her legs? And as a preliminary, basic, self-pleasing answer, is a woman who spreads her legs, bends over and arches her back. I could be construed as a complete pervert, but on Testicle Tuesday, there is only one thing that matters to men. Balls.

Diora Baird Half Nude in Stuff Magazine: