David Spade found a new way to insure his scrawny ass gets a call back with hot ladies: knock them up.

David Spade is the father of Playboy playmate Jillian Grace’s newborn daughter, Spade’s representative said Thursday. The baby girl was born Aug. 26 in Missouri, and Spade plans to visit her on his first break from filming the CBS sitcom “Rules of Engagement,” publicist Meredith O’Sullivan said.

The one drawback about all of this of course is besides having another mouth to feed, is if Jillian doesn’t lose the baby fat after a while, David’s stuck with a fat chick and a baby.  Every night after that involving touching that chubby slab of meat would include a pin up of her once hot body over the bed post.  Indeed, David, you are one brave soul.

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