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Here is David Beckham on the cover of Arena Magazine. He may be AskMen.com’s number one man of 2007, but I want to assure you I’m much better. He’s a professional soccer player, extremely rich, and wears suspenders, but how could you respect a man who puts his penis into a plastic doll regularly? Or, well, Victoria Beckham isn’t completely plastic, but she’s definitely more fake than real. I on the other hand am really good with computers and type 130 WPM. He ain’t got nothing on me.

“Posh is a barrel of fun.”

Victoria and David Beckam both appear in W Magazine as they make their arrival into the States. The candid interview talks about David’s assistant, Rebecca Loos and her alleged affair with David. According to W, Posh had this to say:

Yes, there have been bumps along the road. But we’ve come out stronger and happier. It’s even better now than when we were first married. After all these years we can just come home and have a laugh.

Have a laugh? Is Posh even capable of laughing? Ironing boards look like they could have more fun than her.

Guest Post by Over Adulthood: Come Through!

German Newspaper, Bild, attacked David Beckham’s family by saying several below the belt disparaging remarks. The newspaper called Victoria Beckham a trophy wife and degraded Joanne Beckham for being overweight.

The papers said of Joanne: “Speckham Joanne, 24. Dear me, is she chubby. Arms, bust, bum. Joanne is the sort of girl on the beach in Majorca drinking Sangria.

“Then she’s dancing on the table topless. Mama-ham, Sandra, 50 – the superstar mother with a peasant smile.”

First off, Victoria is definately not a trophy wife. If he was trying to get a trophy wife I am sure he could do much better than Posh. She seems to become skinnier and skinnier by the minute. If she would gain ten pounds she wouldn’t look so sickly, but she hasn’t. So on that note, here we can see Posh looking like her legs are going to snap for being too skinny.

Source [tags]Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Entertainment[/tags]

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David Beckham was led to believe he was being kidnapped by British TV. He was being driven around in a car aimlessly for a period of time which caused him to panic. He lept out of his car into on coming traffic and ran off. He was then informed by a team mate who jumped out of a van following the car to assure him it was a prank.

What a great idea. Lead someone to believe they are being kidnapped after he has experienced real threats in the past. This is in poor taste and very well may be worse than making fun of a cripple for not being able to run. I thought American TV was heartless.

Source [tags]David Beckham[/tags]