Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd Poses for Nuts Magazine

Tracee — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:22:15 +0000

Danielle Lloyd posed for the UK magazine Nuts. She sounds like a fun girl: she’s willing to be a wingman for a guy (maybe she’d join in in a threesome?), has done “naughty things” in the back of a car, and doesn’t care how long sex lasts.

And she has great tits to boot. My kind of girl.

Danielle Lloyd is a Disco Ball

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:06:29 +0000

If you weren’t sure where the party is, then obviously you weren’t anywhere near Danielle Llyod at the MOBO awards. This girl was a walking Mardi Gras disco ball with cleave. Of course, for any guy who approaches, try not to mix business with pleasure, because Danielle won’t let you. Beside have a huge bag to collect your money for her pimp daddy, she’s also got a watch to make sure you get 20 and only twenty minutes of her services.

Danielle Llyod: The Braless Wonder

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:00:50 +0000

Yes, the Danielle Llyod you see before you is no optical illusion. Despite how tight her dress seems, and how much it looks like she’s wearing one of Victoria Secret’s push up bras, she isn’t. Those perky bastards defy gravity all on their own. Scientists are baffled by this, because it seems they have been trying to encapsulate this power now for centuries. Danielle is truly a marvel of science.

Danielle Lloyd is well rested

Derek Hail — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:27:02 +0000

Welcome Loyal Readers of College Humor.com

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If you’re wondering why Danielle Lloyd is on vacation then apparently you don’t realize how hard she works. It’s tough going out to all the clubs and red carpet events all week. Going to the gym 3 times a week isn’t easy. Danielle Lloyd has to be exhausted partying her ass off and pounding soccer players so of course she needs to lay out at the pool and relax. She’s got to be well rested when she begins her porn career in a few years.