Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd Poses for Nuts Magazine

Tracee — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:22:15 +0000

Danielle Lloyd posed for the UK magazine Nuts. She sounds like a fun girl: she’s willing to be a wingman for a guy (maybe she’d join in in a threesome?), has done “naughty things” in the back of a car, and doesn’t care how long sex lasts.

And she has great tits to boot. My kind of girl.

Danielle Lloyd is a Disco Ball

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:06:29 +0000

If you weren’t sure where the party is, then obviously you weren’t anywhere near Danielle Llyod at the MOBO awards. This girl was a walking Mardi Gras disco ball with cleave. Of course, for any guy who approaches, try not to mix business with pleasure, because Danielle won’t let you. Beside have a huge bag to collect your money for her pimp daddy, she’s also got a watch to make sure you get 20 and only twenty minutes of her services.

Danielle Llyod: The Braless Wonder

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:00:50 +0000

Yes, the Danielle Llyod you see before you is no optical illusion. Despite how tight her dress seems, and how much it looks like she’s wearing one of Victoria Secret’s push up bras, she isn’t. Those perky bastards defy gravity all on their own. Scientists are baffled by this, because it seems they have been trying to encapsulate this power now for centuries. Danielle is truly a marvel of science.

Danielle Lloyd is well rested

Derek Hail — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:27:02 +0000

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If you’re wondering why Danielle Lloyd is on vacation then apparently you don’t realize how hard she works. It’s tough going out to all the clubs and red carpet events all week. Going to the gym 3 times a week isn’t easy. Danielle Lloyd has to be exhausted partying her ass off and pounding soccer players so of course she needs to lay out at the pool and relax. She’s got to be well rested when she begins her porn career in a few years.

Danielle Lloyd likes gay dudes

Derek Hail — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:46:03 +0000

Check out this news bit from the Daily Sun.

The former Miss Great Britain, 24, hooked up with the Royal Marine Commando, 22, while filming a celebrity version of the hit show.

A reveller said the pair looked loved-up at nightclub Faces – proving Danielle’s over her split with WILL FOSTER.

Danielle’s spokesman said of Tornado: “They enjoy each other’s company and are very good friends.”

Wigan-born Tornado, a former gay pin-up, has served in Afghanistan and is supporting The Sun-backed Help for Heroes campaign.

Am I the only one who saw that? A former Gay pin-up? What the hell is that? Wouldn’t that mean that this guy is gay? I don’t care what anyone says, all these guys that claim to be straight but take pictures for gay magazines or perform in gay porn are gay. It’s not rocket science.

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Danielle Lloyd is Soft

Derek Hail — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:32:14 +0000

Danielle Lloyd is hot, that’s without question, BUT she is looking rather soft here. Aren’t models supposed to be in good shape? Just because you’ve got huge implants doesn’t mean you don’t have to hit the gym every now and then. It looks like she even may have some stomulite (stomach and cellulite combined! Behold my Expertise of the English Language!). Am I alone here? What do you guys think?

Danielle Lloyd’s Ass in a Halloween Costume

Derek Hail — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:36:07 +0000

Here is Danielle Lloyd in what is the best celebrity Halloween costume of 2007. After judging her costume on several factors including originality, appearance, and slutfactor, I decided that whatever I have to say at this particular moment in time doesn’t matter because you’ve already clicked the thumbnail below since you want to see Danielle Lloyd’s ass. And if you haven’t, get to it.

Danielle Lloyd is Pretty in Pink

Derek Hail — Tue, 29 May 2007 10:16:36 +0000

Danielle Lloyd is one of the British models I feel obligated to write about because I have nothing better to do other than to scout less than popular models for semi-revealing pictures or in this case, bikini pictures. One of the other reasons I like upcoming female stars is because you never know when they will release a sex tape (Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell anyone?) Anyway, check out the hot Danielle Lloyd pictures. Image Source

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