Someone might want to explain to Daniel Radcliffe that theater is by no means his upstairs attic where he gets to dig through his mum’s old chest of clothing and touch other little boys when no one is looking.

“I think part of me would love to play a drag queen,” Radcliffe says in the new issue of Details magazine, “just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup.”

That’s not the only thing Mr. Radcliffe reveals…

He tells writer Chris Norris that he celebrated turning 16 (Britain’s age of consent) with an older girlfriend.

This kid is doing everything to make sure we know he’s not just “the dude that played Harry Potter.”  Further down the road, when things get really serious and virtually no one remembers his real name, he’s going to be dangling naked off the Eiffel tower, tripping on acid, and peeing on the pedestrians down below.  You don’t believe me now, but we’ll see.

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Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, has revealed that he doesn’t mind if a girl uses him and his star status for a one-night stand as long as she does not want a relationship. According to Female First, Daniel said,

“Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn’t want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I’m an actor, but if you don’t a relationship like that then it’s fine.”

Harry Potter is growing up to be quite a young man. First he parades around stage with his penis hanging out because of an obsession with horses and now he’s claiming he doesn’t mind being used for sex. But really, what’s with this kid? When I was 17 I was trying to figure out how to get a girl to look at me. I mean, I’d have settled for a slap and a “fuck off,” and this kid is settling with one-night stands. He is a teenager’s dream.

Daniel Radcliffe, or as he is better known, Harry Potter, will roam naked while playing a man who has a “religious-erotic obsession with horses,” in the production, “Equus,” but he isn’t sure how well he can pull off the role. According to the Chronicle,

“It’s a really challenging play, but if I can pull it off – which we don’t know if I can yet – I hope people will stop and think, ‘Maybe he can do something other than Harry’.”

Great. Emma Watson is allegedly a lush, and Harry wants to play with horses. No, not how normal people would play with horses, but how naked people would play with horses. It is unclear if Harry is going to be “under” the horse or “on” the horse, but regardless of the position, I’m sure we will be hearing some strange noises and they won’t be magic spells.

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