Daniel Craig, the much stronger / uncouth James Bond, has admitted that he would go “totally nude” for the next Bond Film. According to Female First, Daniel said,

“I’d go totally nude. I’ve got nothing to hide, and after all, we ask the girls to reveal almost all, so why not the men?”

I may not be a James Bond marketing genius but I’m pretty sure the main audience is men and they don’t want to see Daniel Craig naked. Half-naked on a naked Bond girl… maybe, but definitely not a nude shower scene involving Daniel Craig, a bar of soap, and a big dude with a log swinging in the background. It just isn’t right.

And now here are pictures of Eva Green, the Bond girl from Casino Royale, in the January 2008 Vogue Magazine because you won’t be seeing any Daniel Craig nude pictures on this website.

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Daniel Craig, according to Iol, has requested a gay love scene in the next James Bond movie because it will be updating the franchise for a more modern perspective while appeasing both his male and female viewers. Daniel Craig said,

“Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it.

“I mean, look at Doctor Who – that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye.”

As long as the gay love scene is completely consensual and with another Double O or M, I could see it working. (yes M looks like a man).

Flash Back: Remember when Daniel Craig was berated on the internet?

• Daniel Craig is a terrible Poker player
• Double Oh Zero

• Scarlett Johansson is afraid of being waxed, it hurts!
• Jessica Alba won’t remove her clothing, upsets all of men across the world
• Jessica Biel to be the next wonder woman, all woman?
• Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon try to give Jack Nicholson a rectal exam
• Michael Jackson dressed as a transvestite
• Daniel Craig has loose lips, upsets Pierce Brosnan

[tag]Daniel Craig[/tag] can’t play poker. The new James Bond had to have an expert fly out to teach him to play cards. An source was quoted as saying,

Daniel could not play cards – it was so funny. It is a critical part of the film, where Bond shows how cool a customer he is. But it was frustratingly ridiculous how long it took to teach the cast how to play or behave at a poker table.

In addition to not knowing how to cards, the new Bond can’t drive stick or fire guns. This has caused the filmmakers to write up a new script. DEREK HAIL has the EXCLUSIVE right here!!

Daniel Craig (James Bond) Do I have any 7′s? No Mr. Han, I don’t. Go Fish!! (Mr. Han pulls out a gun. Bond stabs him with a sewing needle.) The old folks home starts to get rowdy and Bond needs a quick escape. He clicks the alarm on his keys. The Aston Martin DB5 doesn’t move. The Datsun comes rolling through. He peels off. (Cue in James Bond theme)

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With the success of [tag]Inside Man[/tag] and everything else he does, [tag]Clive Owen[/tag] has decided to take a much needed vacation. With four other films in the works, including [tag]Sin City 2[/tag], Clive plans to take some time off after his next barrage of great movies. He was quoted as saying,

I’ve made several films back to back, and have told my agent that after I finish the last one, I will be absolutely unavailable for a long time – five months minimum.

I generally don’t praise anyone in Hollywood, but Clive Owen is 100% badass. He even turned down the role for 007 because he is too cool. He went to say,

Playing James Bond would have been like entering a golden prison, and I doubt that would have suited me. I may be the only actor who consistently said, ‘No, no and no’.

They offered him 1 billion dollars to play [tag]James Bond[/tag] and he turned it down. After that, they asked to just follow him around for a few days and call that a James Bond movie. Then they gave up and hired [tag]Daniel Craig[/tag] for $8,000 and a box of adult diapers.

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There has been much hype over the new James Bond. The rollercoaster of opinions has not stopped. First, Daniel was receiving a lot of flack because of his deficiencies: inability to drive stick, complaining about sunburn, and losing his two front teeth in filming. Don’t worry James Bond fanatics, Campbell, director of the new Bond movie, says he is the best James Bond yet because he can act. So put aside the fact he is a pussy, and just accept him for what he is, a pussy but great actor.

I personally never watched James Bond for the acting. I just wanted to see what kind of high tech gadgets he would be presented with. I didn’t even know high paced action movies even needed acting. Daniel Craig still may make a great James Bond, but as I see it now, I don’t hold him to high regard as a human being.

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