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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Dane Cook</title>
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		<title>Dane Cook is the funniest of all time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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PageSix is reporting that Dane Cook is about to be named the &#8220;Funniest Comic&#8221; in the world by a Boston Radio Show.  It&#8217;s no wonder, Dane is awesome!  The way he yells pop culture references into a mic in front of thousands of wasted frat boys is hilarious.  Someone told me he steals jokes from [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04012008/gossip/pagesix/seriously__this_guy_isnt_funny_104434.htm" target="_blank">PageSix</a> is reporting that Dane Cook is about to be named the &#8220;Funniest Comic&#8221; in the world by a Boston Radio Show.  It&#8217;s no wonder, Dane is awesome!  The way he yells pop culture references into a mic in front of thousands of wasted frat boys is hilarious.  Someone told me he steals jokes from the likes of Carlos Mencia, but that&#8217;s impossible.  Carlos Mencia is a brilliant mind and one of the funniest people alive.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t do this.  I know it&#8217;s April Fools but this is too much.  These guys blow.  You want to stop the war on terror?  Setup a Dane Cook / Carlos Mencia Comedy show and nuke the arena.  BAM.  Problem solved.</p>
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