Courtney Love sounds off on her blog against all the possible attacks you can get from being a crazy suicidal depression nut, and believe you me, it just fosters room for a lot more bashing.

“no i am not suicidal, occasionally very occasioanly like all of us i get depressed, and that was over a year ago and i had a mini little depression attack well big one, and the Lanvin show made me happier, i dont know quite why it happened but i find that mediciation is not the answer to this,” she wrote, going on to tout yoga, a good diet and Kombucha tea as effective means to ward off the blues.

And, we’ll believe this when we see it, but Love also wrote that she’s through with blogging because of the effect all the negativity has on her 16-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain.

“PLEASE leave my kid out of it, when i make a technical booboo or get alittle whacky when shes at a movie, [it's] my problem…Basically I’m off blogging because you’ve upset my kid and embarrassed her and so have I. so [I've] apoligised to her i hope you will too.”

Now is about the time we all band together to find a way to her next public appearance (more than likely we’ll be the only ones there) and possibly force feed her Prozac via sling shots.  If any of you guys care (which your probably don’t) craziness like this obviously must run in the family.  I guess while we’re at it, we can get her an old Hooked On Phonics workbook as an early Christmas gift.

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Courtney Love’s visit to Pete Doherty in rehab has sparked romance rumors between the two ex-drug addicts when they shared a kiss at the end of their meeting. According to M&C,

“Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable.

“He’s turning a corner now. And having support from one of rock’s greatest survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk.

“It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit.

“They share a common bond as both are musicians with a self-destructive streak.”

They share a few other things in common too. Even though they both are supposedly clean, they both still look like crack heads. And, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they still are both crack heads. At least the share the common bonds of a successful relationship. Some share feelings, they’ll share hits.

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Despite having corrective surgery on her lips and having her breast implants removed, Courtney Love is planning to go under the knife one more time to fix her “wonky” lips. According to M&C, Courtney wrote on her Myspace,

Courtney wrote in this unchanged extract: “my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.”

Why do I have a hard time associating the word “cute” with anything having to do with Courtney Love? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she speaks like she has no teeth or a dick in her mouth, or well, she was typing, so maybe it was in her hand.

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Paris Hilton, who is not new to Hollywood scandal, is an alleged cocaine user. From the most reliable source in the world, Courtney Love, she claimed she spotted a mysterious white powder in Paris’s bathroom at the pre-Oscar party. According to the Chronicle,

Courtney Love has claimed on her Web site that there was a pile of white powder in the bathroom of Paris Hilton’s birthday party the night before the Oscars. Could it have been drugs?

Courtney Love is a very credible source. What’s next? Pete Doherty is going to become a monk who preaches sobriety?

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