Courtney Love sounds off on her blog against all the possible attacks you can get from being a crazy suicidal depression nut, and believe you me, it just fosters room for a lot more bashing.

“no i am not suicidal, occasionally very occasioanly like all of us i get depressed, and that was over a year ago and i had a mini little depression attack well big one, and the Lanvin show made me happier, i dont know quite why it happened but i find that mediciation is not the answer to this,” she wrote, going on to tout yoga, a good diet and Kombucha tea as effective means to ward off the blues.

And, we’ll believe this when we see it, but Love also wrote that she’s through with blogging because of the effect all the negativity has on her 16-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain.

“PLEASE leave my kid out of it, when i make a technical booboo or get alittle whacky when shes at a movie, [it's] my problem…Basically I’m off blogging because you’ve upset my kid and embarrassed her and so have I. so [I've] apoligised to her i hope you will too.”

Now is about the time we all band together to find a way to her next public appearance (more than likely we’ll be the only ones there) and possibly force feed her Prozac via sling shots.  If any of you guys care (which your probably don’t) craziness like this obviously must run in the family.  I guess while we’re at it, we can get her an old Hooked On Phonics workbook as an early Christmas gift.

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Courtney Love‘s visit to Pete Doherty in rehab has sparked romance rumors between the two ex-drug addicts when they shared a kiss at the end of their meeting. According to M&C,

“Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable.

“He’s turning a corner now. And having support from one of rock’s greatest survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk.

“It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit.

“They share a common bond as both are musicians with a self-destructive streak.”

They share a few other things in common too. Even though they both are supposedly clean, they both still look like crack heads. And, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they still are both crack heads. At least the share the common bonds of a successful relationship. Some share feelings, they’ll share hits.

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Despite having corrective surgery on her lips and having her breast implants removed, Courtney Love is planning to go under the knife one more time to fix her “wonky” lips. According to M&C, Courtney wrote on her Myspace,

Courtney wrote in this unchanged extract: “my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.”

Why do I have a hard time associating the word “cute” with anything having to do with Courtney Love? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she speaks like she has no teeth or a dick in her mouth, or well, she was typing, so maybe it was in her hand.

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Paris Hilton, who is not new to Hollywood scandal, is an alleged cocaine user. From the most reliable source in the world, Courtney Love, she claimed she spotted a mysterious white powder in Paris’s bathroom at the pre-Oscar party. According to the Chronicle,

Courtney Love has claimed on her Web site that there was a pile of white powder in the bathroom of Paris Hilton’s birthday party the night before the Oscars. Could it have been drugs?

Courtney Love is a very credible source. What’s next? Pete Doherty is going to become a monk who preaches sobriety?

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Courtney Love, the ex-wife of Kurt Cobain, has posed naked for the bi-annual British fashion magazine, Pop, which is due out later this month. According to the Chronicle,

In one of the pictures, the former Hole singer is pictured standing with her legs apart and her breasts fully exposed wearing only “strappy designer panties”

Another shows the blonde fully naked with her knees curled up to protect her modesty.

What a nice surprise – Courtney bares all. This is about as exciting as putting my penis in an electrical socket – who would actually want to see Courtney without her clothing on? Obviously some of the British. Freaks.

Would actually want to see this woman naked? Me either.

I recently camea across a list of the top 50 unsexiest women in the world and why they belong on it. I don’t necessarily agree with all of the people included on the list, but regardless it is funny. The top 5 Unsexiest are the following:

5. [tag]Courtney Love[/tag] – She’s a mess. That’s why she is the filthy fifth unsexiest woman in the world. But she’s competitive, so look for her to be in the top three next year.

4. [tag]Joan Rivers[/tag] – The ironic thing about this organism made up of surgically enhanced unsexy molecules is that she judges how sexy famous people are for a living. Deciding who is unsexy and who isn’t is the most vapid, ridiculous thing I have ever heard! And it is my decision, therefore, that Joan Rivers is in fact the fourth unsexiest woman in the world, which is an accomplishment; have you ever seen some of those women in National Giographic? I award those National Geographic home-tribe-honeys huge points for aging naturally, wearing very little make-up and not getting lifts on their saggy boobs. Those women are so brave.

3. [tag]Donatella Versace[/tag] – Yikes!

2. [tag] Whoopi Goldberg[/tag] – Whoopi, at one time got a pass, because some people thought she was funny. Well, things change.

1. [tag]Bruce Vilanch[/tag] – I love women too much to actually name a woman the “unsexiest in the world.” Therefore that honor goes to Bruce Vilanch. And that is the truth; Bruce Vilanch is the unsexiest woman in the world. You might ask then, wouldn’t Whoopi Goldberg be the unsexiest woman in the world by default? The answer is no, Bruce Vilanch is the unsexiest woman in the world. Period.

If you want to see the rest of the list check it out here

[tag]Kate Moss[/tag], [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] and [tag]Courtney Love[/tag], Coke Squad, are planning to vacation with each other in Hawaii. Each of them are exposed drug abusers and they are claiming to vacation with each other to help provide moral support for one another. They are hoping to help overcome their problems related to both their own drug scandals and “emotional wreckage” that either of them may have experienced.

The exposed Coke Squad are going to help each other through the rough times. This is like a drug addicts anonymous except all the women involved are attractive, except Courtney and not anonymous! I am a recovering drug addict too, I swear! Can I come in the shower while you three console each other? Please? I am sure at least Courtney will accept me I have five dollars.
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When she isn’t ruining her life, her daughter’s mind, my dinner, Courtney loves to take some time out to ruin music. After probably drinking away any money she had left, she decided to sell a 25% stake in [tag]Nirvana[/tag]‘s music. Valued at 50 million dollars, [tag]Courtney Love[/tag] calmed Nirvana fans by saying,

We’re going to remain very tasteful, and we’re going to [retain] the spirit of Nirvana and take Nirvana places it’s never been before.

Places its never been before?
I see a commercial about a 13 yr old girl who discovers her period. She is just about to reach for a nice box of Kotex, “In Bloom” by Nirvana plays.
Kurt Cobain would kill himself again if he saw that. That or Courtney.

[tag]Larry Mestel[/tag], who used to work for Virgin, purchased the music for his new company, Primary Wave Music Publishing. He was also quick to silence the talk of Nirvana’s music being misused, as he was quoted as saying,

My goal is to keep the music very true to who the songwriter was and what his passions and tastes would be and to work through Courtney to figure out exactly the best way to go about exposing his music to a new youth culture to a new generation.

“Lithium” battery ads anyone?

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