I’m not so sure about the new movie Scream 4. These chicks don’t make me wanna scream (although I give full props to Hayden Panettiere for at least trying to provide a little eye candy with those little tits propped up there- we all know Hayden’s stocky body doesn’t have much in the way of REAL or even fake tits).

So besides Hayden working her little titties for all they’re worth, who else do we have? Courteney Cox may have looked like a hot piece of ass on the beach, but she’s not doing much for me here.

Neither is Neve Campbell.

And Emma Roberts? About as sexy as her Aunt Julia.

Oh well.

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Courteney Cox sure as hell ain’t the star of a show called Cougar Town for nothing. LOOK at her rock this bikini!

She’s on vacation with daughter Coco and- lookey, here, her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins. When she and David Arquette first split, she was rumored to be dating another Cougar Town actor, Brian Van Holt.

But maybe that was just a cover-up for Josh? Courteney’s rep denies this, telling People:

“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation,” the rep says.

Yeah, okay, sure. Friends with benefits, perhaps, but I seriously doubt they’re just friends.

Unless that’s the tactic Josh is working to become more than a friend. Until then, I’m sure he’s enjoying the view, and not of St. Barth’s, which is where they are.

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood on the set of “Cougar Town.”  Courtney Cox’s next television role is sure to have aging women everywhere become aware to exactly how obnoxious a trendy midlife crisis inflicted woman appears to the average eye–but still the same, not as bad as their bald, convertable riding counter parts.

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Yesterday’s official declaration as Barack Obama as president-elect had more than your average Joe running around in the streets screaming their head off.  Celebrities left and right were close to jumping out of their jeans like the party that was hosted at Courtney Cox’s digs.

E! News has learned that Courteney Cox and hubby David Arquette hosted a Barack Obama victory party Tuesday night at their Beverly Hills home.

Sources say that Jennifer Aniston, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were among those in attendance, and that the Cristal was flowing liberally (pardon the pun) as Arquette made the rounds with his guests.

“David was in such a good mood, he walked outside his gate and poured champagne for the paparazzi,” one insider said

It has to be a great feelings for all those well knowns out there since they managed to whore themselves out for the sake of a successful election.  The world’s longest drawn out election process called for new lows and pot shots by a lot of celebrities, and now I think I might miss all of those crazy antics.