Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford’s Still Got It

Tracee — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:47:36 +0000

Cindy Crawford has got to be the Original, Ultimate MILF. And these pictures aren’t old, either. They’re for the July 2009 issue of the Spain edition of Vogue.

I don’t even care that most of the pics are in black and white. I can see the important stuff. This MILF has got it going on.

Cindy Crawford Pisses Off Peta Again

Derek Hail — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:51:41 +0000

Cindy Crawford, who was once deemed a sell-out by Peta back in 2004, has apparently sold out once more. Not that you or I care about such things, but here is Cindy Crawford in what appears to be fur on the cover of the November 2007 issue of Vogue. However, what the hell could you expect from a Russian Vogue? It’s like what, negative 50 degrees over there? What do you expect these people to wear? Windbreakers.

Anyway, here is the enlarge version of Cindy Crawford on the Cover of Vogue:

Cindy Crawford Drank From the Fountain of Youth

Derek Hail — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:11:36 +0000

Cindy Crawford is 41 years old and I can’t count the number of things I’d eat out of her mouth. That mole! It’s like a center of gravity. “Excuse me your honor, her face sucked me in. I swear.”

Here are the latest Cindy Crawford pictures:

Cindy Crawford Topless

Derek Hail — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:50:41 +0000

Cindy Crawford was spotted tanning topless in St. Tropez on July 29th 2007. Usually, when I think of a 40 year old woman naked, my penis crawls back up into my stomach and tries to gouge my eyes out, but in this instance, it actually pulled my fat ass off of my chair and walked over to CVS to pick up some KY. Unfortunately I was arrested on the way back, the cashier called me a real dick.