Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Cindy Crawford pictures and gossip


Cindy Crawford Pisses Off Peta Again

Cindy Crawford, who was once deemed a sell-out by Peta back in 2004, has apparently sold out once more. Not that you or I care about such things, but here is Cindy Crawford in what appears to be fur on the cover of the November 2007 issue of Vogue. However, what the hell could you [...]

Cindy Crawford Drank From the Fountain of Youth

Cindy Crawford is 41 years old and I can’t count the number of things I’d eat out of her mouth. That mole! It’s like a center of gravity. “Excuse me your honor, her face sucked me in. I swear.”
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Cindy Crawford Topless

Cindy Crawford was spotted tanning topless in St. Tropez on July 29th 2007. Usually, when I think of a 40 year old woman naked, my penis crawls back up into my stomach and tries to gouge my eyes out, but in this instance, it actually pulled my fat ass off of my chair and walked [...]

Cindy Crawford does not use Botox

The above pic is obvoiusly old, but it still makes me happy.
Cindy Crawford is infuriated with the reports that she admitted to using Botox to help maintain her youthful look in a French magazine. Starpulse reports,
In the article, Crawford is credited as saying, “I owe the quality of my skin to my cosmetic surgeon,” but [...]

Roberto Cavalli Vodka Launch filled with aliens

The Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch was filled with women nobody wants to look at. Why they were invited is beyond me, but here is why I feel this way.

Cindy Crawford use to be attractive. I don’t know what happened to her. All I think about is her mole that has lost its color [...]