“Where am I?”

Christopher Walken was seen walking around Central Park looking like a confused homeless man. The 64 year old actor was also sporting those hats that people sell on the street for a dollar. Of course this look might work in the Homeless Wardrobe Fall Collection, but this is summer man, at least stay up to season.

With high pants and strange hats, I can only imagine they keep Walken in a fridge when he isn’t given movie rolls. When he ready to do a premier, they let him thaw out in the park somewhere. Wait till Hairspray comes out and he’ll be sporting a tan and a suit with no recollection of the past three months.

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