Christina Ricci may be petite in stature, but not all of her is petite, clearly.

She has good-sized tits and perky nipples. They’re poking through that loose top like they have a mind of their own.

My kind of nipples. And tits, for that matter.

This shows me that Christina is smart, too. She knows bras are useless things. Those chicks had it right in the 70s when they burnt them. Why hide your treasures?

Seems like its been a while since Christina’s worked. Maybe she’d be up for another remake of Poison Ivy? She looks young enough to play a teenage seductreess. Did wonders for Drew Barrymore’s career.

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Christina Ricci wore a seemingly thin dress on what must have been a chilly afternoon on the red carpet. She proves that being small in height doesn’t mean being small everywhere. And who needs a bra, anyway?

To top it off,  Christina recently broke off her engagement, so she’s back on the market.

I know there’s side boob and under boob, but what do they call what this?  Middle Boob?  Not that I’m upset that Christina Ricci decided to share it with us but I’m just a bit confused as to what to call it.  Middle Cleavage?  The Valley of the Breasts?  Titi-Fuck Lane?  Oh, that last one was just awful.

I’m not a fan of chicks with a lot of tattoos and I’ve never really been a fan of Christina Ricci so this post is strictly for you guys.  I’ve never understood why all these women ink up their whole body.  I’m not saying Christina Ricci is going to turn into Amy Winehouse, but enough is enough already.

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Justin Timberlake hates filming sex scenes. In his recent movie, “Black Snake Moan,” Justin had a sex scene with Christina Ricci and it was extremely uncomfortable. According to M&C, Justin said,

“When you’re doing them you’re constantly thinking it isn’t going to look hot at all. I’ll crack a joke or something so it is not as uncomfortable. The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f**k someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though.”

Yea, I’m sure it was completely uncomfortable. However, it would be because making love to a skeletal figure like Christina Ricci has got to hurt. Imagine laying on a pile of bones. It’s real uncomfortable.

Christina Ricci loves being nude

Christina Ricci, better known for her nude scene in “Black Snake Moan” at DerekHail.com, has revealed that she is absolutely comfort being naked on camera. According to MSNBC, Christina Ricci said,

“I didn’t cover up between shots because I had to get used to being like that and get into the way (my character) was thinking,” Ricci told the London Mirror. “It didn’t matter to her whether she had clothes on or not, so I needed to lose any self-conscious affectations.”

Why is it that the ugly, creep girls don’t mind stripping on camera, but the more wholesome girls like Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel make us work for it? I am relatively positive I speak for all of DerekHail.com and its’ readers when I say we are yearning for the day when Jessica Alba rips her clothing off on the silver screen. Will we ever be so lucky?

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