Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Christina Milian

Christina Milian has the perfect ass

Derek Hail — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:25:44 +0000

Christina Milain. Wow. Thank God she decided to come out of hiding and take the place Jessica Alba’s ass once held because it’s going to be a while before that pregnancy ass goes away. Jessica Biel is nice. Vida Guerra looks like a Cocker Spaniel. It’s behinds like Christina Milian’s and Izabel Goulart’s that really make the world go round. Ask scientists, they know.

Christina Milian is still showing off

Derek Hail — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:20 +0000

Christina Milian is one of my favorites. She’s got a smoking body and a beautiful face. It’s too bad her career has done a face plant because I think she’s due for a topless sex scene at some point. There’s no better way to get to the top in Hollywood than to perform a topless sex scene in a crappy movie. Either that or have sex with a Celebrity Gossip writer for Derek Hail. Either one really.

Christina Milian is really, really hot

Derek Hail — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:06:12 +0000

I’m so glad someone is stepping up to take over the Hot Chick Throne in Hollywood since Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, and many others are rushing to get knocked up. Her body is absolutely smoking hot and she’s got all her curves in the right places. Not like that bitch Tyra Banks. She had it all then she went and got a talk show, got fat, got annoying, got preachy, and she now wonders why guys can’t stand her. You blew it Tyra. You blew it.

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What the Hell is Christina Milian Dressed Up As?

Derek Hail — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:40:21 +0000

Here is Christina Milian at the Hypnotiq Halloween party and to be quite honest, I’m terrified. Although I have no idea who or what she’s dressed up as, she has fangs and fangs are just straight up scary because they remind me of needles. I’ve always been a person scared of needles not because of the needle itself, but because most people who operate the needle are completely worthless. I’m sure you know by now how cut and muscular I am and I just wanted to add vascular to the list so if a doctor misses my veins, he’s either blind or an asshole and before I go on too much of a rant, here are the Christina Milian pictures. Does anyone know what she’s dresesd up as?

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