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Christina Aguilera Needs a New Shade of Red

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:46:30 +0000

Take a good look America, because this looks like the closest anyone will ever come to seeing Christina Aguilera looking normal. Seriously, I think that red lipstick of hers is actually glued to her face so bad that Cover Girl needs to have her as a spokesmodel for one of their everlasting lipstick brands. Her face is practically 98% makeup anyways.

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Christina Aguilera: She May Wear Trash But Don’t Call Her Trashy

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:05:15 +0000

When Christina Aguilera showed up to the Grammy Nomination Ceremony, it was nice to see her looking somewhat normal. Although she has her trademark bleached blonde hair and hooker red lipstick, she does maintain a sort of class even though she’s wrapped in what seems to be a heavy duty trash bag. What irony.

Christina Aguilera is a Human Kalaidescope

thebrokenfarted — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:33:05 +0000

Christina Aguilera is simply chock full of surprises. If you didn’t take notice of her before with her ridiculous make overs, and you ignored her whole “i’m pregnant” stunt, then perhaps she enter your mind through flashy colors and disco mind control with her kalaidescope tee. I think the only problem is, because her face is involved, nightmares are going to ensue, no matter what lipstick color she picks in the morning or how much makeup she wipes off her face. Let’s just start with a new haircut, okay?

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Christina Aguilera Leans a Little Closer Towards Drag

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:01:10 +0000

I’m going to be honest and say, this dress ain’t half bad, but unfortunately Christina Aguilerra had to be the one to show up in it at the MTV Video Music Awards. That horrible super blonde bone straight hair combined with her usual drag queen make up is doing some serious crap to her face. She actually looks like Chyna or one of Rupaul’s groupies. Also, someone needs to address the issue that her breasts seem to be slowly oozing off of her chest. Cleavage is acceptable only when you’ve got them pushed up and squeezed together like a bunch of blue collar workers on a bus during rush hour. Maybe you should take a few lessons from Tila Tequila.

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