Christina Aguilera pictures and gossip

I’m going to be honest and say, this dress ain’t half bad, but unfortunately Christina Aguilerra had to be the one to show up in it at the MTV Video Music Awards.  That horrible super blonde bone straight hair combined with her usual drag queen make up is doing some serious crap to her face. [...]

You know, I’ve always thought that Christina Aguilerra was “okay” looking in that sort of third generation hooker Barbie kinda way, but after seeing these picks of her at the Nakheel/Trump party I realized how scary she can appear to be. Sure, she looks fine in this photo, but the closer you get, you [...]

This past weekend, I ran through Sephora with a baseball bat and shattered hundreds of bottles of makeup. It was a complete mess. Luckily, Christina Aguilera was running right behind me cleaning the floor with her face. Unfortunately, she should have been using her chest as the blue rivers (veins) are absolutely disgusting.

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Christina, it’s time. I’ve told you before that dark red lipstick is not hot. You’re 50’s style haircut is not hot. You aren’t Marilyn Monroe. Let’s get back to the days when guys WANTED to wank it to your music videos. Now when I watch them it feels like I’m [...]

Wow Ellen is annoying. Then again as most of us guys know, it’s hard to conduct an interview with a huge rack in your face. I mean wow. Those things are good. I honestly have no clue what she was talking about. Something about Chinese food or something.
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Look at the freaking ears on that kid.  We all knew it was going to happen.  Christina Aguilera goes and marries a Gargoyle and now she’s had his offspring.  You Blew it Christina.  Max Aguilera, or whatever the hell his last name is, is going to have quite a good time in high school.  You [...]

Christina Aguilera had her baby over the weekend reported E!
Aguilera delivered “a beautiful, healthy baby boy,” Max Liron Bratman, Saturday at 10:05 p.m., according to a statement from her rep.
The child weighed six pounds, two ounces and measured 20.5 inches. “Mom is resting and doing well!” Aguilera’s publicist proclaimed.
I can only imagine what this kid [...]

Christina Aguilera decided to be pregnant and naked on the cover of Marie Claire’s newest issue and quite frankly, I’m not into it. I understand there are some people who think pregnant women are beautiful, but I’m not one of them, unless of course it was my wife, but, let us be serious here, I’ll [...]

Christina Aguilera Baby Pictures
Yep. You heard it here first. In these latest Christina Aguilera pictures, she isn’t trying to show her private parts to the world, she’s trying to give the paparazzi the first picture of her unborn baby and if you zoom in about 75,000 times, I think you can actually see the baby’s [...]

Here is Christina Aguilera showing off her pregnant stomach for the first time for a photo. However, of all the things that stand out in these pictures, the pregnant stomach is not the most prominent. Jusding by Christina’s facial expression, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was giving certain brands of baby diapers a test [...]

Christina Aguilera has finally confirmed to the press that she is pregnant. Sure, she didn’t say, “I’m pregnant,” but according to BBC,
Aguilera used an interview with Glamour magazine to say she would “enter into mommyhood” at the start of next year.
She said she wanted to be a working mother, so she could “balance” the needs [...]

Here is Christina Aguilera showing off her very apparent pregnant stomach. While this is no longer news, I can’t help admire how well her body is handling the pregnancy, but I still find myself confused as to why she has never officially announced the pregnancy herself. I mean, Paris Hilton said something about it, Christina [...]

These are the first pictures since Christina Aguilera has become visually pregnant where she looked like absolute trash. It isn’t the pregnant belly protruding from her pants, or her slicked back hair, it’s the fact that she looks like a street prostitute who got into a fight paint can. Several paint cans. Several different colored [...]

As Christina Aguilera’s new baby is growing into a human being, Christina’s breasts are growing twice as fast. And, based on my first reaction to large breasts, Christina isn’t the only one who is about to explode.

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Here Christina Aguilera is pictured out and about with Jordan Bratman in Hollywood on September 15th 2007 . I could have easily said she was walking her dog or being chased by a homeless man, but that’s no way to talk about the father of Christina Aguilera’s baby. Instead, lets admire how hot a pregnant [...]

If there was any question as to whether or not Christina Aguilera was pregnant it’s about to be crushed right now. Pictured above is Christina Aguilera sporting a baby bump for sure. While, I’d love to talk about maternity shirts and baby socks, this is a scandal website. So, instead, check out her breasts as [...]

Up until now, the Christina Aguilera pregnancy was just a rumor since she never announced it, but, over this past weekend, the rumor has been confirmed. Paris Hilton, while at Christina Aguilera’s sponsored LAX party, decided to take the mic and announce to the world that Christina is pregnant. According to US Magazine,
“Congratulations to the [...]

Christina Aguilera was spotted at Little Door in Hollywood wearing makeup to prove that she can easily be confused as a two dollar prostitute. I’m not familiar with “Little Door,” but from the looks of it, it is a convention of women who practice giving oral on lipstick.

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Here are Christina Aguilera pictures of her promoting the “Back to Basics” tour in Shanghai, China. Shortly after these pictures were taken, she picked up a carrot and explained, “Basically, you do it like this.” Okay, maybe not, but with the overwhelming amount of makeup present in these Christina pictures, she could be holding a [...]

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman were spotted in NYC celebrating Jordan’s 30th birthday in some of the strangest clothing I have ever witnessed. Christina is wearing stockings, Jordan is wearing jeans under a Hawaian skirt.  If this is what it takes to land a girl like Christina, I’m sure we’ll have thousands of guys lining [...]

Christina Aguilera has been laying low the past month, but yesterday, she decided to grace the public with her beautiful presence. I, unfortunately, can’t see anything because she is wearing enormous sunglasses over her face. Who ever decided these sunglasses were stylish and fashionable is an idiot and what I say is final because I’m [...]

Every time I see a Christina Aguilera picture set, I always think how she managed to keep herself together, whereas Britney Spears fell apart miserably. I can’t help it, but I’m sure it has something to do with I remember fully well, the feuds that use to happen between Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears fans [...]

Christina Aguilera is real shocking as of late - she just gets hotter. As Hollywood Tuna pointed out, this Maxim photo set is unusually amazing because her face isn’t smeared with red lipstick. There is something about a tanned beauty with pink lipstick that beckons my full attention and I can’t help but wish she [...]

Unlike the Golden Globe Awards show, the 49th Annual Grammy Awards was filled with overwhelmingly beautiful women that were appropriately dressed and by appropriately dressed I mean an excessive amount of cleavage and showing of skin. Here are the best pictures from the Awards show that were determined by the best judge in the world. [...]

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman, who now have recently celebrated their one year anniversary, has revealed “Naked Sundays” as the key to keeping their marriage successful. “Naked Sundays” is simply what it sounds like - a Sunday without clothing. On the Ellen Degeneres show, Christina Aguilera said,
Christina: “A big whole year, we just celebrated our [...]

Christina Aguilera, unlike her once rival Britney Spears, manages to look better every single day. While Britney Spears is packing down McDonalds and smoking cigarettes, Christina is in the best shape of her life. The best part isn’t the blue dress which exposes cleavage, but the fact that she obviously isn’t wearing a bra or [...]

Christina Aguilera is hot in red, but why the hell is she married to Jordan Bratman? Either he has a 12 inch penis or he is extremely good with women, which leads me to my next point. Jordan Bratman would make millions of dollars if he would write an ebook on how he managed to [...]

What exactly does Christina Aguilera see in Jordan Bratman? While other Hollywood marriages and relationships break up every week, Christina and Jordan still manage to go strong, which is still a complete mystery. A pale, hairy, funny looking man has managed to hold on to a beautiful woman without regular weekly installments. This is the [...]

Christina Aguilera in the Max Vadukul photoshoot is completely breath taking. However, I already previously mentioned my new favorite woman is Keeley Hazell, but I can’t help but find myself drawn to Christina’s first picture where she has a see-through shirt on. Her nipple ring is visible and everything. I’m a little boy in a [...]

[tag]Christina Aguilera[/tag] is releasing a new album, “Back to the Basics.” She said, “We dived headfirst into a 20s and 30s vibe. We have a song that sounds like you’ve just walked into a 20s burlesque club. There’s a lot of stuff that people haven’t heard from me before. On one song, I’m just above [...]