Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Celebrity Pictures pictures and gossip


What the hell is Petra Nemcova wearing?

Petra Nemcova has been caught on camera several times in the past few weeks and I still don’t understand why. Sure, these are some sexy short skirt pictures assuming you crop out her face and photoshop the skirt, but the fact of the matter is, she’s wearing a piece of cloth that I would expect [...]

Jessica Alba’s Nipples are Hard

I will give you one chance to guess why these Jessica Alba pictures were posted and if you guess nipples you’re a pervert. However, you would also be right.
This week’s finish is shaping up to be an excellent one. If we were only given sexy Beyonce bikini pictures, it would have been enough. If we [...]

Karolina Kurkova Can Kick Through Brick Walls

On a normal day, in a normal week, Karolina Kurkova wearing tight spandex shorts attempting to kick dust particles in the air would warrant calling all of my friends in absolute excitement because my lonely, miserable self, managed to see Karolina Kurkova’s firm ass. Unfortunately, on top of my car being broken into, I now [...]

Eva Longoria Upskirt Ass Pictures

Eva Longoria, while at the celebrity beach volleyball charity event “Spike for Hope,” decided to show off the crack of her ass for charity. However, the readers of DerekHail.com will much better appreciate the “self-molest for happiness” event that is sponsored by these Eva Longoria upskirt pictures.

Britney Spears upskirt pictures
Fergie upskirt pictures
Paris Hilton upskirt pictures

Britney Spears in a bikini is just as trashy as you thought

Just when you thought Britney Spears was beginning to straighten her ass out, or well, I guess I never really thought that, but here she is as trashy as ever. While most people appear to be fully clothed, Britney Spears shows up wearing a busted bikini and a table cloth. Pathetic.

Britney Spears see-through  shirt
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Beyonce Topless and in Love

Beyonce, in her latest Dangerously in Love photo shoot, is practically topless. Sure, she’s covered in these little sparkling pieces of string, but to the naked eye, they are pretty much non-existent. Or, well, I prefer them to be non-existent, because seeing Beyonce naked would be hot.

Beyonce Academy Awards pictures
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Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

Mischa Barton, while arriving at the Berkeley hotel, managed to reveal a full nipple slip for all that were lucky enough to see. Or well, they very well may have been unlucky because who would honestly want to see Mischa Barton’s naked breast?
Anyway, regardless of whether or not you want to see Mischa’s exposed [...]

Avril Lavigne at Maxim Hot 100 Party

While these latest pictures of Avril Lavigne are no where near as sexy as her topless pictures, she is wearing a black chain around her neck and could most definitely kick your ass. As a matter of fact, I’d let her kick my ass as long as I could wear that black chain and she [...]

Maxim Crowned Lindsay Lohan Number One, but she’s still an asshole

As reported earlier, Lindsay Lohan was placed at the top of the Maxim Hot 100 list for 2007. Last night, at the Maxim party, Lindsay Lohan was present wearing the ugliest dress I have ever seen. I mean, I have heard of beer goggles distorting your vision, but I have never heard of asshole goggles [...]

Heidi Klum Topless for Jordache

Heidi Klum was topless at the Charteau Marmont for her recent Jordache photo shoot and she reportedly gave everyone a clear view of her naked upper body. According to Star,
“She was topless the entire shoot and she looked amazing, you can’t believe this woman has had two children. Her humps were in perfect shape. And [...]

Avril Lavigne Naked in Blender Magazine (or, maybe she’s just topless)

Being graced with Avril Lavigne naked pictures would be a thousand times better than any other sexy model/actress/singer. Unfortunately, in the June issue of Blender, we are only given Avril Lavigne topless pictures where all the interesting, mind provoking parts of a woman’s body are covered up.
Let me apologize for the poor quality of these [...]

Vanessa Minnillo on the Beach in a Bikini

The bikini pictures today just are never going to stop.
Unfortunately, as a complete surprise, Vanessa Minnillo is not nearly as sexy as I once thought she was. Do you see her in these pictures? She is obviously without make-up and her face just isn’t sexy for a celebrity. However, if she were a normal girl, [...]

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip

Is a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip a complete surprise at this point in her life? Not really, but, in these latest bikini pictures from the Bahamas, Lindsay Lohan’s nipple came out for air.
As trashy as DerekHail.com thinks Lindsay is, I’ll never get tired of her in a bikini because she has one of the most [...]

Kim Kardashian is one Hot Girl

I really don’t know how to explain myself, but I have this ongoing love-hate relationship with Kim Kardashian. While I hate her for supposedly being urinated on in a sex tape, she is just so exotically hot.
She may be talentless, she may be famous for absolutely nothing, but at least she satisfies one important need [...]

Kim Kardashian Without Make Up

Out of all the talentless socialites who are pretty much famous for absolutely nothing, Kim Kardashian is definitely the hottest.
In these Kim Kardashian pictures, it appears she isn’t wearing any make up, which was pointed out over on Phun. However, although she may be without make up, we celebrity gossip lovers at DerekHail.com know that [...]

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs… Round 4

This week has been quite the week for pictures of celebrity boobs and unsurprisingly, Jessica Simpson revealed her perfect rack at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s recent event. However, as DerekHail.com readers have become accustomed to, Jessica Simpson’s face is absolutely broken. If only her face would take some advice from her breasts.
Anyway, here are [...]

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Pictures at some Art Event

Shortly after being exposed as a drug addict, sex fiend, Lindsay Lohan made an appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of Art showing off the now famous Hollywood side boob pose. While normal people would admire it as a profile picture, DerekHail.com prefers to stare at a wonderful set of boobs. And now, the pictures.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breast Feeds in Public

Breast feeding is natural. Naturally disgusting in public. It may be a beautiful act of caring and nurturing, but the bottom line is, If I was innocently feeding a starving prostitute a protein shake, I would be arrested for indecent exposure and public indecency.
Alright, so it isn’t nearly the same circumstance, but why wouldn’t Maggie [...]

Jessica Simpson Boobs… Yet Again

It is common knowledge that Jessica Simpson has one of the nicest set of boobs in Hollywood and lately, she is not scared to flaunt them. With a recent nipple slip, and massive cleavage pictures, Jessica Simpson is obviously not shy and is attempting to give her fans a treat or more importantly, the readers [...]

Brooke Hogan Practically Naked on Stage, Again

To date, I can honestly admit that I have never listened to an entire Brooke Hogan song. She could be the next [insert great singer], and I would have no idea because until recently, she never managed to create any noise on my radar.
However, now that Brooke Hogan decided to regularly perform in a practically [...]

Gisele Bundchen does Louis Vuitton Campaign, Has a Job

Even though Gisele Bundchen was allegedly let go by Victoria Secret after she demanded an astronomical amount of money for walking around in her underwear, I found these Gisele Bundchen pictures in a Louis Vuitton ad campaign.
While I’m sure she is getting paid a significant amount of money, the bottom line is, she has clothing [...]

A Jobless Gisele Bundchen walks the streets of NYC

Gisele Bundchen, who was recently tossed aside by Victoria Secret, for their younger, less demanding, sexy models, was spotted in New York City. The only thing unsurprising about these pictures is a jobless person roaming the streets of New York City.

Gisele Bundchen loses her job, is no longer an Angel
Gisele Bundchen in Madrid, is Crazy
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Britney Spears Topless Pictures

Britney Spears topless pictures? What a perfect way to begin Wednesday.
The day after Britney Spears reunion concert, these very strange and awkward topless pictures surfaced on the internet. While I am unsure of these pictures are real, it definitely does appear to be Britney Spears topless acting like a yard gnome.
Britney Spears is covering her [...]

Britney Spears Dances, Rolls around on the Floor

Britney Spears, as scheduled, performed in San Diego’s House of Blues yesterday, which is her first concert appearance as a mother of two. Unfortunately for both Britney and the people who paid $125 a ticket, the concert probably sucked.
When Britney Spears was the hottest thing in America, it was “OK” to dance around the stage [...]

What the hell happened to Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba may be one of the sexiest women in the world, but what is the draw to wear red lipstick? Bold red lipstick just looks tacky and whoreish. She’s at the Rise of the Silver Surfer party, not dancing in a strip club.
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Victoria Beckham has Large Nipples

Victoria Beckham, better known for her large, pert breasts, has miraculously large nipples. While we can’t actually see her nipple, the marble like monstrosities are tearing through her tight black shirt. While most women are proud of their C-cup, Posh’s nipples alone take up at least a B - look at them, they’re huge!

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Jessica Simpson Boobs… Again

If the year 2007 had to be labeled a nick name, it would definitely be the year of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. With a recent nipple slip, a side-boob slip, and these latest cleavage pictures, Jessica has not been shy this year - maybe she’s an exhibitionist?
These recent pictures also help illustrate why the summer months [...]

Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage

Today is the absolutely the slowest day I have ever seen in the celebrity gossip world. Not only is there nothing to write about, but I am completely uninspired to write about anything. However, thankfully, Drunken Stepfather had a recommendation. He said,
write about your dick
that’s how i get inspired
i just gave you my secret
Now, is [...]

New Britney Spears Cowgirl Pictures

Given the miserable rainy weather in New York, I’m feeling rather depressed. If it were nice out, I would be praising Britney Spears for losing all of that excess weight and complimenting her on her journey to becoming hot again, but as I said before, it’s raining.
Why is it that a woman’s weight fluctuates so [...]

Rihanna Nude in Umbrella

Even though Rihanna nude would make several people happy, I am neither a fan of hers nor Jay-Z’s. However, I have the incessant need to praise naked women, which is why these nude Rihanna pics from “Umbrella” have made their way to DerekHail.com. In addition, my readers love nude pics and at least I’m making [...]

Britney Spears’s Upskirt is theraputic

With Britney Spears desire to create a “Tell-All” book blaming everyone for her life problems other than herself, comes both a recent nipple slip picture and an upskirt.
While Britney can attempt to blame Kevin Federline or Justin Timberlake for her alleged suffering self-esteem, the only person to blame for her consistent inability to dress herself [...]

Damn, Nicole Richie is getting hot

The Nicole Richie / Joel Madden duo appears to be fairing very well for Nicole. She no longer looks like an anorexic and she is actually kind of getting hot.
Did I really just say Nicole Richie pictures look hot? I must not have slept enough last night. However, we really can’t deny that she looks [...]

Jessica Alba has one, two, three. Three Men

I understand that a woman like Jessica Alba needs the attention of several men, but three men? That is an unusually large amount of meat. These latest Jessica Alba pictures make me wonder if she is really filming a Revlon commercial or a high-budget, soft-core porn flick.
After seeing the Jessica Alba upskirt pictures a few [...]

Britney Spears is Bringing Sexy Back

Damn! Britney Spears has abs! She has an ass too! This is absolutely shocking. If Britney is capable of looking like this shortly after her rehab stint, I’m beginning to think the unthinkable… A Britney Spears come-back may be possible.
For some reason, in these Britney Spears pictures, I have a feeling that they aren’t Britney. [...]

Mischa Barton wears a Urine Colored Dress

Does Mischa Barton realize her dog may have pissed all over her clothing?

Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs on Saturday Night Live

Does it really ever come as any surprise when Scarlett Johansson makes an appearance with an absolutely beautiful set of boobs? On Saturday Night Live, Scarlett was doing a Sanjaya spoof, but since I usually watch television on mute, I’ll give you one educated guess as to what I was concentrating on… If you guessed [...]

Britney Spears hits the Recording Studio, unfortunately it didn’t hit back

Is this an absolute miracle or what? Britney Spears looks presentable. In these pictures, Britney Spears was heading to the recording studio in Los Angeles most likely working on her new album.  However, given her look, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was desperately trying to convince recording studio experts to give her another chance [...]

Jessica Alba Panties brighten my Thursday

Jessica Alba, while filming a Revlon commercial, gave everyone a peak at her beautiful white panties. Just when I was beginning to think this was going to be a boring, uneventful day, these Jessica Alba pictures were brought to my attention by ICYDK. I never saw a woman so happy for panty pics in my [...]

Jessica Simpson’s nipple slip makes her prude

Yesterday, Jessica Simpson almost made tons of celebrity gossip fans extremely happy by almost showing us some nipple in the below photos. However, the day after her cleavage escapades, she was pictured as if she was stolen from the 1920s. With her pants nearly to her neck, Jessica Simpson was absolutely positive there would no [...]

What the hell did David do to Jessica Biel?

Jessica Biel, on her way to the filming of the Late Show with David Letterman, was wearing grey and looking extremely sexy, but after the show, she appeared exhausted and drawn out. So, I wonder, what exactly went on behind the scenes at the David Letterman show?
At this point, there can only be speculation, but [...]

Paris Hilton’s globes of temptation take men places they don’t want to be

From the looks of these Paris Hilton pictures, I am starting to really believe she got breast implants. Or, as I mentioned previously, the push-up wonder bra really is working some voodoo magic on her chest. Not only is it making her breasts enlarge, but they are making men do things they wouldn’t usually do. [...]

Kim Kardashian is still Exotically Hot

Kim Kardashian may have disgraced her reputation by creating a sex tape, but she is still exotically hot in the “Look at me, I love urine,” sort of way. In these pictures at the T-Mobile sidekick iD launch, Kim almost appears as if she is a decent, homely young woman, but since we celebrity gossip [...]

Britney Spears adds a touch of Class

“Can I have a banana?”
Britney Spears, as per usual, is pictured as if she were an uneducated monkey. Even though she has been losing weight at the dance studio, in these pictures she looks as if she hasn’t lost a pound. She better start drinking the sugar-free redbull or at least covering up a little [...]

Britney Spears shakes her ass, drinks a redbull

Britney Spears, who may or may not be trying to relaunch her career, was caught leaving the dance studio by Flynet Online. In addition to a slimming face, Britney Spears was carrying a Redbull. Just remember, no sexism, no racism, no fat jokes… Just Dance.
Redbull? So that’s the secret… The bitch has wings and [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio is the new Adriana Lima

After my very public disappointment with Adriana Lima - she looks like a rotten chipmunk, I have decided to set my heart on Alessandra Ambrosio, that other, hotter, Victoria Secret Angel.
In these Entourage premiere pictures, Alessandra shows off a beautiful, alluring smile. Whereas, previously, Adriana Lima decided to flash her wood choppers - now we [...]

Does Halle Berry know what Bruce Willis is staring at?

Apparently, celebrity gossip bloggers are not the only people noticing Halle Berry’s boobs. In the above photo, Bruce Willis can be doing one of several things, but, based on the evidence, I am led to believe he is trying to stare down Halle’s shirt. Or, he could just be extremely excited and is absolutely shocked [...]

Since when did Halle Berry have such large boobs?

Halle Berry, in the latest issue of Esquire Magazine, decided to show off her seemingly huge set of boobs in her revealing, topless pictures.. I’m sure you saw Swordfish… her breasts weren’t that big. Did she receive breast implants?
After consulting a few female friends, I learned the true power of the push-up bra. I had [...]

Jenna Jameson nude in FHM magazine, has a birthday party

Jenna Jameson celebrated her birthday with a burlesque show. Even though she is shrinking in both size and popularity, according to TMZ, who was in attendance, Tito Ortiz said,
“I love you baby … happy 23rd birthday.”
Tito must have meant 23 pounds because Jenna really just turned 33. Sure, it’s nice and polite to lie to [...]

Avril Lavigne gets Lucky

Avril Lavigne, who previously was found on the cover of Arena Magazine, is now gracing the cover of Lucky Magazine. Unfortunately, she still isn’t naked. At this point, the only gratifying thing Avril can do is to take some nude pictures because after her song, “Girlfriend,” I’m convinced her music career is finished. Other than [...]

Ivanka Trump Loves Intelligent Men, probably sleeps with gorgeous men

Ivanka Trump, remaining completely true to womanly form, has claimed she prefers an intelligent man as opposed to a gorgeous man. Like most women, they’re not only lying to you, they’re lying to themselves. The bottom line is, every woman wants the gorgeous hunk, who just happens to be smart. Personal opinion aside, according to [...]

Did Paris Hilton get Breast Implants?

Staring down Paris Hilton’s shirt is not how I would usually prefer to begin a Monday, or any day for that matter, but when you’re quite positive the breasts are fake, it’s ok. The breasts aren’t hers.
Now, I may not be a doctor, but I’m pretty sure, an STD cannot penetrate a silicone breast implant, [...]

Gisele Bundchen in Madrid, is Crazy

Gisele Bundchen is an expert at acting in the most shocking manner possible. After viewing her using the most worthless toy in the world (it’s not a sex toy, perv), I was positive I would not find something as ridiculous until this picture set of Gisele Bundchen in Madrid promoting an advertising launch of some [...]

Alaina Alexander naked, nude, and still not an American Idol

Alaina Alexander, a top 24 American Idol contestant, may have been voted off the popular reality tv show, but after discovering the publicity surrounding naked, nude pictures, she decided to show her fans a little more skin on her Myspace Page (via TMZ). While she still lacks Celine Dion singing talent, she definitely should pose [...]

Lindsay Lohan attends The Tudors premiere, likes old men

Lindsay Lohan, while attending The Tudors premiere (Popbytes was there too!), kept unusual company. Although I’m not really sure who he is - I don’t keep track of many males in Hollywood, I am quite positive he is several years her senior. Sure, it could have just been an innocent encounter, but it could have [...]

Tara Conner is supposedly an Alcoholic and Lesbian, but does it matter?

Tara Conner has received a lot of negative publicity surrounding her supposed lesbian actions and admittance to alcoholism, but she is still Miss USA and she completely deserves it. While most women in the Miss USA are usually average with expensive make up, Tara Conner is a naturally hot girl.
In these latest celebrity candids of [...]

The DVD release of Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning is filled with Hot Girls

Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning is going to be an extremely shitty movie. Every time a sequel is made and is filled with hot girls as opposed to an entertaining plot and funny circumstances, you might as well watch it on mute with your pants around your ankles. I can be fairly certain this movie [...]

Scarlett Johansson Nipple Slip, shows off the side-boob

The latest trend in Hollywood is for the young starlet actresses to reveal their chest through the side of their dress. Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was caught flashing her breasts because she decided to not wear a bra or button up her white shirt, but now, a much more luscious Scarlett Johansson decided to [...]

Lindsay Lohan on GQ Cover for April 2007

Lindsay Lohan for the April 2007 issue of GQ had the opportunity to grace the cover, which is absolutely shocking. First, she has dark hair - how old is this picture? Next, why would GQ want anything to do with Lindsay after her alleged explosion during a GQ party on Jessica Biel? Instead of letting [...]

Kate Beckinsale is definitely NOT a sexy waitress

Once upon a time, Kate Beckinsale would please all of her fans, and more importantly, myself, with various work out pictures wearing tight pants and tight shirts. How times have changed… The word sexy is the furthest away from my lips while staring at these completely boring waitress pictures. I mean, can’t she just bend [...]

Lindsay Lohan Breasts will Save You from Boredom

Lindsay Lohan, who left her house in a complete rush this morning, forgot to wear a bra and to button her shit. Here I thought, I was the asshole, who was commuting on the train without a belt or a tie because I left them on my desk at home, but Lindsay has saved me. [...]

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Imminent

While Kim Kardashian’s sex tape has been put on hold, her partying life-style has been going full throttle. While I sat on my ass Friday night doing nothing of any real importance because Jack Frost fucked up the roads, Kim was at the Hollywood club, Hyde, showing off her cleavage. Not only are these hot [...]

Adriana Lima - Sexy Pictures

Adriana Lima, in this sexy celebrity picture set, is doing what she does best. Showing off. And, I’m sure you love it - you can tell all your friends Adriana Lima just eye-fucked the shit out of you and you wouldn’t even be telling a lie.

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Jarah Mariano - Celebrity Pictures

This is the regular Celebrity Pictures post where I praise some random lesser known celebrity for wearing lingerie or next to nothing because I can. Jarah Mariano is definitely not an A-Lister, but at least there’s someone who wants to look at her pictures.

Sunny Leone - Celebrity Pictures

Sunny Leone Lingerie Pictures. Who the hell is Sunny Leone and why do I see her breasts? I’ll take it as a gift and keep my mouth shut.

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Karolina Kurkova - Celebrity Pictures

Karolina Kurkova, while at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party, decided to show off her absolutely perfect gray dress. However, it sort of looks like she’s pregnant, or fat. Whatever the case, here are the pictures.

Lisa Snowdon - Celebrity Pictures


Shana Prevette - Celebrity Pictures

Who exactly is Shana Prevette and Why is the Word Stare at the top of her pictures? Are they trying to do a god damn Jedi Mind trick on me! I’m on to their tricks, but I can’t look away. Damn it. (sorry, I couldn’t help myself!)

Ana Beatriz - Celebrity Pictures

Hopefully Ana Beatriz Lingerie pictures will be able to tide you over some because I’m still having major issues with Wordpress. Every time I think things are fixed, they break. Anyway, back to the pictures…

Candice Michelle - Celebrity Pictures

I have no idea who Candice Michelle is, but what is with all these green leaves - they’re really messing with the quality of these pictures!

Nicole Eggert - Celebrity Pictures

Nicole Eggert may have the funniest last name I have ever heard. You would think she would get it changed to something a little more appealing, but maybe she’s happy with who she is. I’m sure you’re happy with who she is. I know I am.

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Lucy Pinder Served Fresh, Early: Eggs, Bacon, and Breasts

The only thing better than starting off the day with Lucy Pinder pictures would be a Lucy Pinder personal strip show. Unfortunately, I try keep naked pictures off of this website, but hopefully that will change in the future. In the mean time, Lucy Pinder molesting Michelle Marsh is one of my favorite photo sets [...]

Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks are Still on Top

It is absolutely amazing that models like Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum are still on top of their game. They have been models forever and still some of the most beautiful women in the world. Sure, Tyra may get a little angry and throw phones at the butlers, but that doesn’t change most men would [...]

Marissa Miller - Celebrity Bikini Pictures

Have I mentioned how awesome the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is? Marissa Miller deserved the cover much more than Beyonce. I may just be partial to blondes, but, Marissa is just a better looking woman than Beyonce.

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Olivia Wilde - Celebrity Pictures

Olivia Wilde is the featured model for the newly added daily Celebrity Picture appreciation category.

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Adrianne Curry - Celebrity Pictures

Adrianne Curry is the new addition to the Celebrity Picture Archive. On a daily basis, there will be one blog post per day featuring either a celebrity or a model in some sort of sexy state of undress. This should be both entertaining and exciting.

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Michelle McCool: Guilty Pleasure of the Day


Jami Miller in Black: GPOTD

Jami Miller, although completely lacks what Jessica Biel excels at, deserves to be a guilty pleasure because of her alluring smile. Other than that, enjoy!
In addition to her lack of a beautiful ass, Jami Miller still has one perfect set of boobs which is why she is under the Hot Girls category. I wonder if [...]

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Is Lindsay drunk?
Madonna looks like an absolute mess
Quincy Jones is the definition of HOT

Aleksandra Jordan: Guilty Pleasure Pictures

Aleksandra Jordan is a female dancer best known for the TV Show, “Strictly Come Dancing,” which sounds both extremely dirty and somewhat intriguing. She’s the type of girl you wish you could dance with - she’s not some drunk girl you meet at a club that just bounces back and forth, foot to foot, and [...]