I was tempted to title this post: So Who’d You Rather? but honestly, that would be a joke.

Cher may have bought herself a good rack (those tits are still upright, and at her age, that’s saying something), but come on: who’d honestly choose Cher over Christina Aguilera?

Although I must say, Christina, there are MANY dresses out there that would show off your tits far better than that green thing. Almost makes me wonder if you’re hiding a baby bump under all that damn fabric.

But Christina and Cher are starring in a movie called Burlesque. Word is it’s not much better than Demi Moore’s clunker, Striptease, but it may be worth a spot in the Netflix queue.

Photos by FAME

Petra Nemcova has been caught on camera several times in the past few weeks and I still don’t understand why. Sure, these are some sexy short skirt pictures assuming you crop out her face and photoshop the skirt, but the fact of the matter is, she’s wearing a piece of cloth that I would expect to find as a curtain in some 95 year old woman’s house.

Petra Nemcova pictures
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Petra Nemcova
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I will give you one chance to guess why these Jessica Alba pictures were posted and if you guess nipples you’re a pervert. However, you would also be right.

This week’s finish is shaping up to be an excellent one. If we were only given sexy Beyonce bikini pictures, it would have been enough. If we were only given Britney Spears bikini pictures, it would have been enough. But now you’ve given us a glimpse of Jessica Alba’s nipples, and we are left wanting more.

Without further ado, enjoy these nipple pictures:

Jessica Alba needs to be spanked
Jessica Alba exposes her inner thoughts
Jessica Alba bikini pictures in GQ
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On a normal day, in a normal week, Karolina Kurkova wearing tight spandex shorts attempting to kick dust particles in the air would warrant calling all of my friends in absolute excitement because my lonely, miserable self, managed to see Karolina Kurkova’s firm ass. Unfortunately, on top of my car being broken into, I now don’t have a place to live because my living arrangements have went sour – I was obviously much too cool for my house-mates.

Anyway, I’ve currently been looking into buying a house, which is why the updates have been minimal today and yesterday, but back to the more important topic at hand! Karolina Kurkova’s ass.  It’s beautiful and here are the pictures.

Eva Longoria Upskirt Ass Pictures
Mischa Barton nipple slip
Heidi Klum topless pictures
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Eva Longoria, while at the celebrity beach volleyball charity event “Spike for Hope,” decided to show off the crack of her ass for charity. However, the readers of DerekHail.com will much better appreciate the “self-molest for happiness” event that is sponsored by these Eva Longoria upskirt pictures.

Britney Spears upskirt pictures
Fergie upskirt pictures
Paris Hilton upskirt pictures

Just when you thought Britney Spears was beginning to straighten her ass out, or well, I guess I never really thought that, but here she is as trashy as ever. While most people appear to be fully clothed, Britney Spears shows up wearing a busted bikini and a table cloth. Pathetic.

Britney Spears see-through  shirt
Britney Spears nipple ring?
Britney Spears overexposed and untalented
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Beyonce, in her latest Dangerously in Love photo shoot, is practically topless. Sure, she’s covered in these little sparkling pieces of string, but to the naked eye, they are pretty much non-existent. Or, well, I prefer them to be non-existent, because seeing Beyonce naked would be hot.

Beyonce Academy Awards pictures
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Mischa Barton, while arriving at the Berkeley hotel, managed to reveal a full nipple slip for all that were lucky enough to see. Or well, they very well may have been unlucky because who would honestly want to see Mischa Barton’s naked breast?

Anyway, regardless of whether or not you want to see Mischa’s exposed nipple pictures, I suggest you check them out anyway. How could you honestly say no to new nipple slip pictures? I know I can’t. Enjoy!

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