Krista Allen puts out for Razor Magazine. She oozes A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E. And Krista doesn’t even need any attitude: her body is more than enough to keep my attention. Wide open and ready.

Normally, I don’t pay attention to footwear (feet aren’t my thing), but check out the boots. They practically scream at me to… come do things to her.

• Hayden Panettiere’s caught with her fly down – Celebslam
• Angela Lindvall in a bikini photoshoot – Bastardly

• Christie Brinkley takes out restraining order on ex-husband – INO
• Kendra Wilkinson enjoys webcam sex with boyfriend – Celebitchy

• Tiffany Mulheron is the International Babe of the Day – Double Viking
• Anna Friel has got one big kid in her stroller – ICYDK

• Whiteny Port is special – The Blemish
• Delta Goodrem is a hot f@#king cowgirl – The Grumpiest

• Marisa Miller teams up with Harley Davidson – Daily Stab
• The Olsen twins refuse to grow up – Cityrag

• Anne Hathaway likes nerds
• Jessica Simpson shows off flat tummy

• Jenna Jameson dances like a slut at party
• Beyonce visits fans in hospital injured at her concert

• Kelly Ripa with no make-up
• Halle Berry teaches live-in boyfriend to shop for candles and towels

• Nicole Richie’s DUI trial starts tomorrow
• Paris Hilton lies about doing drugs

Lindsay Lohan, who has checked herself into Promises rehab facility recently, has allegedly attempted to kill herself on several occasions. According to Star, an insider said,

“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop.”

“Lindsay needs to go back into rehab, then spend time soul searching and getting to the roots of her problems. These emotional breakdowns she has are getting worse, and one of these days, she really will kill herself.”

At this point, the best thing for Lindsay Lohan would be a mandatory jail sentence. They are pretty strict in jails and won’t let inmates have knives to graze across their wrists. This is obviously the best course of action.

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In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Jessica Alba has revealed that she hates the paparazzi. She said,

“I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

I wonder what she has to say about celebrity bloggers…

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The mastermind behind the shittiest album ever, “Playing with Fire,” is set to release a second album that he plans on funding with his own money. Despite being unreceived by the general public, Kevin Federline is determined to make his music career a success. According to Janet Charlton,

He’s consulting with friends he’s made in the music biz, like Scott Storch, but basically he’s doing everything himself in his home studio. Nowadays he says he only leaves home if he gets paid to do it. No more clubbing. [via Celebitchy]

Just when I was beginning to think I waste too much money on ridiculous things, Kevin Federline is supposedly set to fund his own album. I mean, at least my magic fairy dust that cost $25,000 can blind people without goggles on.

Anyway, wouldn’t this be the perfect album if it were named, “I got Burned,” and had a picture of Kevin Federline burning a 100 dollar bill? Absolutely.

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Lindsay Lohan, who willingly joined rehab on Memorial Day after a drunk driving car crash on May 26th, desires privacy in rehab while she combats  her medical condition. According to the Chronicle, Lindsay Lohan’s representatives said,

“Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

A medical matter? Realizing you have cancer and seeking chem o therapy is a medical matter. Asking your doctor for Valtrex because of a herpes outbreak is a medical matter. Getting drunk and crashing your car is just plain retarded. So, unless she is comitting herself to a special education unit, the only matter at hand here should be how long Linsday Lohan will lose her license for.

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During the Memorial Day holiday vacation, if you were away from the internet and the gossip world like I was, you missed the Lindsay Lohan car crash. To sum it up, a young, stupid girl, may or may not have had too much to drink alongside an alleged cocaine addiction, which caused a fantastic car crash. If you would like the full details about Lindsay’s DUI crash, check it out at TMZ.

In the mean time, this retarded little girl checked herself into Promises rehab facility – the same place Britney Spears attended. While I’m sure it’s for sympathy from the authorities, do you think Lindsay Lohan learned her lesson?

If you answered yes to the above question, shame on you! Instead, go check out Lindsay Lohan’s wrecked car.

In the mean time, Svedka has also allegedly backed out of sponsoring Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday bash. Worst comes to worst, she can always hit up Party City with a credit card and buy all of her new degenerate friends some Kazoos and party hats.

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