Celebrity Gossip pictures and gossip

Hayden Panettiere’s caught with her fly down - Celebslam
Angela Lindvall in a bikini photoshoot - Bastardly

Christie Brinkley takes out restraining order on ex-husband - INO
Kendra Wilkinson enjoys webcam sex with boyfriend - Celebitchy

Tiffany Mulheron is the International Babe of the Day - Double Viking
Anna Friel has got one big kid in her stroller - ICYDK

Whiteny [...]

Anne Hathaway likes nerds
Jessica Simpson shows off flat tummy

Jenna Jameson dances like a slut at party
Beyonce visits fans in hospital injured at her concert

Kelly Ripa with no make-up
Halle Berry teaches live-in boyfriend to shop for candles and towels

Nicole Richie’s DUI trial starts tomorrow
Paris Hilton lies about doing drugs

Lindsay Lohan, who has checked herself into Promises rehab facility recently, has allegedly attempted to kill herself on several occasions. According to Star, an insider said,
“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop.”
“Lindsay needs to go back into rehab, then spend time soul searching and getting to the [...]

In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Jessica Alba has revealed that she hates the paparazzi. She said,
“I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”
I wonder what she has to say about celebrity bloggers…
Jessica Alba’s nipples are hard
Jessica [...]

The mastermind behind the shittiest album ever, “Playing with Fire,” is set to release a second album that he plans on funding with his own money. Despite being unreceived by the general public, Kevin Federline is determined to make his music career a success. According to Janet Charlton,
He’s consulting with friends he’s made in the [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who willingly joined rehab on Memorial Day after a drunk driving car crash on May 26th, desires privacy in rehab while she combats  her medical condition. According to the Chronicle, Lindsay Lohan’s representatives said,
“Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation [...]

During the Memorial Day holiday vacation, if you were away from the internet and the gossip world like I was, you missed the Lindsay Lohan car crash. To sum it up, a young, stupid girl, may or may not have had too much to drink alongside an alleged cocaine addiction, which caused a fantastic car [...]

Heidi Klum named her boobs “Hans” and “Franz,” which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun. However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.
“HANS” - Head and Neck Support Device - is [...]

Ordinarily when I think about Jessica Alba I imagine a very cultured, well-mannered, sexy girl who is willing to bend over backwards for you (I mean that literally). However, according to the latest reports, Jessica has supposedly claimed that she is a very bad, defiant woman. According to Showbiz, Jessica said,
“I love challenging authority,” the [...]

Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt allegedly had a huge catfight at a Cannes party on Tuesday. Victoria supposedly followed Mischa around like a little lapdog until Mischa attempted to lose Victoria in the fray of celebrities. According to the Chronicle,
Victoria, 32, was overheard yelling: “Where the hell are you going now? Why do you [...]

Lindsay Lohan, a supposedly rehabilitated alcoholic, allegedly has Svedka sponsoring her 21st birthday party, which would net the resident party girl up to seven figures. According to NY Daily News,
Her rep said, “I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay’s birthday, as I am not the one planning it.”
But Lohan’s lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the [...]

Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly stole over $10,000 in clothing and accessories, is not being charged with grand theft because of lack of evidence. In addition, while she was placed at the scene of the crime, it is reported that the house sitter invited her over to pick up some clothing. According to Yahoo News,
“The bottom [...]

A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif., tells TMZ she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney Spears’s short hair. Spears added several inches to her dome, which is still only about an inch long according to TMZ.
According to our source, Britney is scheduled for [...]

Jessica Alba, in the latest issue of GQ, decided to pass her thoughts on several thought provoking topics. While DerekHail.com rarely listens to or cares about what actresses have to say, this is Jessica Alba and I’d do anything to see her boobies. According to GQ, Jessica Alba said,
On her future in Hollywood:
“Right now, I’m [...]

Paris Hilton, who was sentenced to a 45-day jail sentence, will allegedly serve about half of the previous sentence and will be separated from the general, supposed life threatening, inmate population. According to the Associated Press, Los Angeles County Sheriff said,
Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore [...]

While Lindsay Lohan is off making a name for herself and her glorious acting career self-destructive behavior, Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom, supports her daughter and her choices. According to US Magazine, when Dina was asked if Lindsay is at the clubs too much, Dina said,
“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. [...]

Britney Spears, who recently was topless on the cover of the National Enquirer, has allegedly got her nipple pierced, reports the National Ledger. Now the question is, how long until she accidentally releases nipple ring pictures on the internet?
If the nipple ring report is true, it appears Britney Spears is marketing herself more aggressively [...]

Charlize Theron was spotted outside “La Esquina” showing off her curvaceous body to all of the bystanders. According to Page Six,
One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”
I still don’t understand the problem. Sure, she may have been acting like an attention whore, [...]

Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, has allegedly been linked to Stavros Niarchos, or, Paris Hilton’s ex. According to Page Six, a source said,
She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww.” A rep for Nemcova said, “I haven’t heard of [...]

Jessica Alba is hoping producers start to shelf the g-string bikinis and start respecting her as an actress. According to M&C, she told GQ magazine:
“I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness.”
She said: “I try not to make the headlines. I’m self-conscious about this. [...]

In Maxim’s 8th annual “Hot 100″ list, Lindsay Lohan was deemed the hottest woman in the world. According to the Chronicle, the Editor in Chief for Maxim said,
“There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a sir in the public eye than Lindsay.”
“Her every move is watched and reported on.”
The [...]

Kim Kardashian, who released her first sex-tape with her then boyfriend, Ray-J, has been linked to Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Given her past sexual encounters, I wouldn’t be surprised if another Kim Kardashian sex tape was released in the near future. According to US Magazine,
In fact, on May 10 at L.A. nightclub [...]

Lindsay Lohan, despite her wish to never do a sex scene on the silver screen, has let Chris Silverton, the director of “I Know Who Killed Me,” coerce her into taking her career to the next level - a very sexual level. According to M&C,
“At first I was like ‘I can’t do this, I’m getting [...]

Christina Ricci, better known for her nude scene in “Black Snake Moan” at DerekHail.com, has revealed that she is absolutely comfort being naked on camera. According to MSNBC, Christina Ricci said,
“I didn’t cover up between shots because I had to get used to being like that and get into the way (my character) was thinking,” [...]

As expected, even though Paris Hilton has been found guilty of breaking the conditions of her probation, DerekHail.com has learned that Paris may only serve half the time, or three weeks, as reported by TMZ.
1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, or  6 weeks it doesn’t really matter. It only takes five minutes to get jumped. [...]

Ok, so I lied.
Denise Richards, who was accused of allowing the paparazzi to take flattering photos of herself, has denied these earlier reports. According to Page Six,
“Paparazzi were climbing over the fence to try to get shots of me inside my house. I had to hire a security guard to live with me and I [...]

Lindsay Lohan, in her latest movie, “Georgia Rule,” plays the role of a “young woman whose self-confidence verges on self-destructive,” which isn’t too far off from her off-screen, party girl persona. According to the NY Times, Lindsay’s character, Rachel, is
complicated to the point of contradiction: lost child, femme fatale, brainiac and brat squeezed into a [...]

Britney Spears has been revealed as the public’s most overexposed celebrity. Encino, an internet based market research company who provides appeal rankings for more than 3,000 celebrities, has discovered that 72% of he US public believes Britney has been overexposed in 2007 and 25% believe she is talentless. According to the Chronicle, the Top [...]

Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to 45 days in prison, has allegedly received death threats from inmates at California’s Century Regional Detention facility, where she is due to serve her time beginning on June 5th, 2007. According to Life and Style, in an exclusive interview, inmates posted the death threats on the socialite’s [...]

Britney Spears, who shaved her head after a mental break down, has been sporting different wigs while her hair grows back. However, according to her backup dancer, Crisilla Crossland, it looks hot. According to the Chronicle, Crisilla said,
“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She joked [...]

There are many one word descriptions that accurately describe the Lohan family and intelligence is not one of them. Dina Lohan, who was working the red carpet for “Entertainment Tonight” for the Georgia Rule premiere, asked Jane Fonda her opinion on working with Lindsay Lohan. According to Page Six, Jane Fonda said,
Fonda - who the [...]

Paris Hilton, despite the desperate attempt by her fans to exonerate her, has issued a statement through her attorney, Richard Hutton, with hope of clarifying her stance on impaired driving and breaking the law. According to TMZ, Paris Hilton said,
After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what [...]

Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail beginning on June 5th, 2007, was fortunate enough to have dedicated fans attempt to exonerate her by sending an open letter and petition to Governor Schwarzenegger. According to Paris Hilton’s Myspace, the fan wrote,
To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814
Dear [...]

The National Enquirer is reporting that just three days before Britney Spears shaved her head, she was allegedly sexually assaulted and hasn’ been the same since. In addition to a very public mental break down, Britney has been supposedly talking in ’strange voices,’ and roaming her house naked. According to the Chronicle,
Britney’s rep is denying [...]

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is allegedly a sex-crazed drug addict.
Last week, a rumor broke suggesting Lindsay Lohan was caught on video doing things her young fans would not appreciate. While I prayed it was a lesbian sex tape, the video allegedly reveals Lindsay as a drug addict.
According to News of the World, in a very lengthy [...]

Paris Hilton has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for violating her parole beginning on June 5th, 2007. Judge Michael T. Sawyer denied Paris Hilton work release or an alternative electronic monitoring solution. According to TMZ,
The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also [...]

Pamela Anderson recently admitted her desire to see Scarlett Johansson pose naked in Playboy magazine. According to Contact Music, Pamela Anderson said,
“Scarlett Johansson would definitely be my number one choice. But I doubt she would agree to do it. “On the other hand it’s kind of cool to be on the cover of Playboy, but [...]

Kate Moss was pictured with white powder speckled on her black jeans and all the celebrity gossip speculators are trying to determine what it is. However, being the genius that I am, here are some things that it “could” be.

Cocaine - She is dating Pete Doherty after all…
Cocaine - She did have a drug problem [...]

Do you remember Antonella Barba? Well, she’s back and linked to another scandal!
Towards the end of the night, People magazine’s behind the scenes look at the American Idol, spotted Antonella Barba acting as a reserved audience member. However, the new rumor is she may be dating Blake Lewis. According to the National Ledger,
Still, Blake Lewis [...]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly done. While Angelina was in New York for the “A Place In Time” screening, Brad Pitt was back in L.A. with the children. While this isn’t unusual for a Hollywood couple, according to the Chronicle, Life and Style mag reports,
“The whole time Angie was away from Brad, she [...]

Lindsay Lohan was caught doing “something” very unsettling on camera while attending a party in Beverly Hills, CA. Although exactly what she was doing is unknown, according to Page Six,
We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans.
While I would love to imagine Lindsay [...]

Lindsay Lohan has seemingly forgot about her desire to shed the party girl image when she was asked on the Ellen DeGeneres show about her plans for her 21st birthday coming this July. According to People, Lindsay said,
“I’m going to milk it because it’s a big birthday,” Lohan, who plans to mark the July milestone [...]

Katie Holmes is allegedly giving undue affection to her “Mad Money” co-star Adamn Rothenberg. According to MSNBC,
“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion,” a “set insider” told L&S. “They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”
A [...]

Gisele Bundchen will no longer lead the Victoria Secret Angel campaign after being denied an increase in her already overpriced $5 million dollar a year contract. According to Page Six, her sister, Patricia Bundchen said,
“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said a source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have [...]

Although Lindsay Lohan loves the paparazzi for devoting so much time to her personal life, she wishes the paparazzi would leave her alone so that she can finally receive an Oscar nomination. She alleges the paparazzi are interfering with her success as an actress. According to MSNBC,
“The thing about the press and why they need [...]

Rosie O’Donnell, who recently announced her resignation from the show, The View, due to an inability to agree on contract terms, is supposedly being replaced by Roseanne Barr. Even though Roseanne Bar’s rep denies that she has been approached, I would imagine the career qualifications for hosting The View are the following:

Fat (3 -5 years [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio, while promoting the launch of the new movie “Gardener of Eden,” was seen partying at New York’s Marquee night club on Friday with Petra Nemcova. According to the Chronicle, a source revealed to the Daily News newspaper,
“He looked like he was all over her.
“They were together from before 12.30am to around 2.30am. He [...]

Capla Kesting Fine Art is displaying an autopsied Paris Hilton with hopes to warn people of the dangers of under-age drinking. Unfortunately, their terrible attempt at a public service announcement will go unheard because the teenage girls that plan on drinking, are probably already drunk because their older, more mature, boyfriends spiked their juice box. [...]

Earlier this month, the news broke that Lindsay Lohan may be a lesbian after being photographed in Japan with her female DJ best friend, Samantha Ronson. However, in this latest lesbian scandal, a source revealed to America’s Star Magazine, while Lindsay and Samantha were in the Tokyo night club,
“They just started making out right there [...]

Lauren Nelson, the current Miss America, has aided police in capturing several sexual predators because of her eagerness to make the internet a safe place for children. Nelson lured the sexual predators with a picture of herself, an internet chat conversation, and eventually, a meeting. According to the Chronicle,
“I stood outside on the porch, and [...]

Britney Spears, who recently went through rehabilitation, a divorce, and much public scrutiny, is allegedly planning to write a “tell-all” book to reveal all the secrets behind her relationships with both Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. According to the Chronicle,
A source told America’s Star magazine: “Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol [...]

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been battling publicly for several months, but it appears the dust will be settling over the next few days. Rosie O’Donnell is shortly going to announce her departure from “The View,” and Donald Trump is taking credit for it. According to TMZ,
Donald Trump has gone on the air taking [...]

With the recent exposure of Britney Spears’s abs, the last thing I would expect to hear is that she is drowing herself in a bottle alcohol, but alas, it’s Hollywood. According to the latest issue of In Touch, Britney Spears was spotted drinking a few glasses of wine at a friend’s Beverly Hills condo. According [...]

Joe Francis, the creator of “Girls Gone Wild,” has plead guilty to contempt and has been serving time in jail awaiting his full arraignment, which is taking place today. However, the short-term jail stint has been nothing short of anxiety inducing for Joe these past few days. According to TMZ,
He is isolated in a cold [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after being unable to negotiate a deal with the financiers of “The Best Time of Our Lives,” pulled out of the movie where she was set to play Caitlin, who was going to have a lesbian sex scene with Keira Knightley. Sienna Miller is set to replace Lindsay Lohan in the film and [...]

Akon, after dry-humping a 14 year-old in front of thousands Trinidadians, has been branded by the “Chaguanas ministry” as “atrocious.” Pastor Dave Alleyne, the 14-year old’s father, and the rest of the Chaguanas ministry are attempting to place a ban on public performance for Akon in the local area.
For all I know the Chaguanas ministry [...]

Russian Tycoon, Andrei Melnichenko, is paying Jennifer Lopez $50,000 a minute, or in total, $1.2 million + $800,000 in expenses, to perform a private birthday party for his wife and 60 guests. According to MSNBC,
“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the [...]

Heath Ledger, who is set to play the Joker in the next Batman, looks absolutely ridiculous. Heath will sooner pass as a Gothic transsexual before he passes as the joker based on the above picture. However, as ONTD reported, this is supposedly a make-up test. Hopefully the next time around they’ll get it right.
Update: This [...]

Kevin Federline was spotted partying with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas this past weekend, reports Spyonvegas.com (via: TMZ). Unfortunately, due to my ignorance, is Kevin trying to say he’s “west-siiiiiiiiide” or “yo mang, how gross is this bitch’s vagiiiina?”

Even though Tom Cruise is a devout, very vocal, Scientologist, Katie Holmes wants to enroll Suri Cruise in “kiddie Catholicism” classes. According to the Post Chronicle,
The actress, who was raised a Catholic, gave up her religion and embraced the bizarre sci-fi cult when she met in Tom in 2005.
But Katie has now allegedly been secretly [...]

The rumored sex tape between Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler has been confirmed by porn companies who had the pleasure of viewing the sex tape. However, the company lobbying to buy it for $500,000 decided to pull their offer after they viewed the extremely uneventful, “vanilla” porn video. According to TMZ,
The source adds that LC [...]

Akon, just one 14 year old, but it don’t matter no.
Nobody wanna see us together, but it don’t matter no.
Fuck yea it matters. Here in America, we don’t have sex with children - even if its simulated. As a matter of fact, child pornography is pretty much looked down upon in all of [...]

When you have a pimply faced, glasses wearing, 110 pound grown man living in their mother’s basement, the first words that come to my mind are awkward, anti-social, and predator. Or, in this particular case, it could be a twelve year old hacker looking to reveal the secrets of a Hollywood receptacle, Lindsay Lohan
A hacker [...]

If a waning reputation was bad enough, it appears, ever since Britney Spears has left rehab, her boobs have been dramatically decreasing in size. According to the Daily Mail, they allege the above photos illustrate the extreme decrease in size of Britney Spears’s breasts. Although I may not agree, I would imagine it is absolutely [...]

If it comes as any surprise, Lindsay Lohan allegedly admitted to craving sex while in rehab in January for an alcohol problem. According to Female First, Lindsay told Allure Magazine,
“I’m a sexual person - everyone is, I think. And once a month I’m a McDonald’s person. Everything in moderation.”
Lindsay Lohan likes sex? Other than the [...]

Pete Doherty is still a junky. Surprise!
Pete Doherty revealed that people close to him are becoming fed up with his drug addiction and ridiculous antics. According to Access Hollywood,
“The people I’m closest to have had enough. They’ve said it’s drugs or them,” the Babyshambles frontman said Wednesday at a court appearance to review his progress [...]

Paula Abdul was set to fly from Burbank to San Jose, California using Southwest Airlines. However, what seemed like an innocent air-flight, supposedly turned into a cranky little girl demanding special treatment. According to MSNBC,
Abdul was a diva during a recent flight, demanding — but not getting — special treatment, sources tell Star.
“She pulled a [...]

Paris Hilton, who pleaded no contest in January to alcohol-related reckless driving in September, is scheduled to appear in court on May 4th 2007 - the same date Spiderman 3 is released, because prosecutors are claiming her February misdemeanor arrest for driving with a suspended license is a violation of her probation. According to TMZ,
In [...]

Britney Spears has allegedly fired her manager, Larry Rudolph. After several missteps over the past few months, supposedly, Britney Spears has blamed her manager and decided to terminate the multi-year contract. Although there is a possibility of legal ramifications, Page Six reports, “she just rehired her one-time p.r. woman, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, we’re sure it [...]

One would assume Britney Spears is joking, but is she really? In this X17 Online video, Britney is pretending as if she were a ditzy valley girl, but we all know it is an act. She’s obviously a hick, not a valley girl. Like, God!!
Update - It was brought to my attention the video [...]

Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey, the two “Sahara” stars, may have been part of the reason the production costs of the movie exceeded $100 million. Although some may list the following as the bare-essentials, I personally think they’re spoiled brats. According to TMZ, an expense list for the movie Sahara is going to be released [...]

Edward Norton is set to become the next Incredible Hulk. Why they would even consider making a sequel to the first shitty movie is beyond me, but to each is own. According to Coming Soon,
“Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform [...]

Shyamali Malakar is a Hooters girl. While most of the American Idol fans are focused on Sanjaya and all these alleged conspiracies, I am keen to Shyamali’s tricks. She cleverly released nude pictures and Hooters Girl pictures as a way to get her brother publicity.
The above picture was sent to the good friend of mine [...]

Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline were spotted at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week. Even though sources allegedly revealed to the National Enquirer that the two are dating, Lindsay strictly denies the rumors. Another insider claims Kevin Federline was invited to “talk business,” but rumors suggest the two were just getting dirty. [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio, who is set to marry the Israeli hot girl, Bar Refaeli, has supposedly knocked her up - he’s 32, she’s 21.  If this isn’t a bitter end to a young life for Bar Refaeli, I don’t know what could be worse. Pregnant at 21? She must be a thousand times more mature than [...]

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The Olivia Mojica sex tape is real and is as raunchy as all the hype suggested. In what seems like the dirtiest sex tape I have ever viewed the preview of, Olivia puts Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and Keeley Hazell’s sex tape to shame. It’s much dirtier and probably a lot [...]

Harry Morton cannot seem to escape his ex-lover, Lindsay Lohan, who lives a floor above him in the L.A. Sierra Towers. If this wasn’t bad enough, last month, Lindsay Lohan’s pipes leaked all over Harry Morton and his apartment. According to Page Six,
“There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our [...]

Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler, who have been mortal enemies ever since Paris was linked to Travis Barker, were spotted at the Complex Magazine Los Angeles party on Tuesday night. According to the Chronicle,
“Shanna and Travis cosied up in a booth and were all over each other
“Paris came in with Josh, shot Shanna a look [...]

Olivia Mojica sex tape? Who the hell is Olivia Mojica? I watched American Idol, I saw the Top 24, and I still have no idea who Olivia Mojica is. However, Olivia supposedly has a sex tape with her boyfriend that is extremely explicit and contains over 40 minutes of “smoking hot sex.” According to TMZ, [...]

Lauren Conrad sex tape may or may not be a rumor. As originally reported, Lauren Conrad, one of the stars of the show, The Hills, allegedly made a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler, who has supposedly been in and out of jail three times in the past twelve months. However, US Weekly [...]

After the DNA results revealed Larry Birkhead as the true father of Dannielynn Hope, he still wasn’t able to take his own daughter back to the United States until the pending custody battle would be resolved. However, Howard K. Stern, being the good sport that he is, was attempting to contact Larry last night so [...]

The results of the paternity test of Dannielynn Hope are due to be released shortly. As earlier reported, Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, but he failed. Now, Larry Birkhead, may actually get what he wants - custody of Dannielynn.
As TMZ reports, Larry Birkhead arrived at court in the Bahamas [...]

Don Imus, long-time radio talk-show host, was suspended from CBS radio and MSNBC for two weeks after calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team a bunch of “nappy headed hos.” As a tribute to Imus, here are some of the top quotes from Don Imus’s offensive radio career.
“My goal in life is to goad people into [...]

Kim Kardashian, who recently had her sex tape released to the public, is supposedly becoming too popular for her once best friend, Paris Hilton. While Kim has managed to skyrocket herself to fame with a well-placed blowjob on an aspiring rappers unusually large penis, Paris may be tossed to the side. According to MSNBC, Kim [...]

Kirsten Dunst, better known for her extreme ugliness and unusually large fangs, is a liberal. While most of America views drugs and alcohol in a certain light, she claims she views it differently. According to the Chronicle, Kirsten said,
I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana [...]

Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild,” was arrested at the Panama City airport this morning because he failed to honor his end of an agreement in the ongoing court case against 5 girls who claim they were victimized by Joe’s cameras.
Even though Joe was on his way to turn himself in, an airport police [...]

Sure, she’s a skeleton here, but how about Nude pictures in FHM?
Jenna Jameson, who recently underwent a Vaginoplasty operation, let her fans down extremely at the Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach. Not only was she sickly skinny, but she didn’t stay as long as she should have. According to Page Six, an insider said,
“She was [...]

Scarlett Johansson, who was recently spotted partying with Justin TImberlake, has insisted that she is currently not looking for a boyfriend. According to People, Scarlett Johansson reveals to Seventeen magazine,
“We live in a world today where if two people are single – and one’s a guy and one’s a girl and they’re both famous – [...]

Whitney Houston’s divorce of Bobby Brown is to be finalized on April 24th by Judge Franz E. Miller. In addition, as the toughest decision of Franz’s career, he decided to award Whitney Houston custody of their daughter, Bobbi Christina Brown. According to People,
Houston, dabbing her eyes with a tissue during the court proceeding, attended Wednesday’s [...]

Joe Francis, the founder of Girls Gone Wild, was sued in 2003 by seven underage girls who claimed they were victimized by the Girls Gone Wild cameras while they were acting like drunk sluts. After Joe Francis failed to appear at a mediation attempt this past Saturday, Judge Smoak has ordered Joe to return to [...]

A woman in the lime-light who is graced with a beautiful rack, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, should do their best to expose it to the public and their fans - women want boobs, men like boobs. PR GENIUS! However, Jennifer has always done her best to mask the twin mountains with various pieces of unwanted [...]

In an interview, Keith Richards made the statement that he mixed his dead father with cocaine and proceeded to snort. Unfortunately, Keith isn’t nearly as hardcore as we thought he was. In a statement to MTV News, his manager has confirmed that Keith Richards was joking around. According to TMZ, in regard’s to Keith’s comment, [...]

A Kate Moss sex tape? No way! However, the Chronicle reports that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have been not-so secretly filming their life for a documentary they plan on releasing in the future. The documentary will obviously chronicle the day in the life of a Super Model who has a heart-ache for a no-name, [...]

Scarlett Johansson, who once claimed that she would go nude for an artsy type movie, has decided she will never go naked on screen and is actually insisting on a “no nudity” clause in her movie contracts. According to the Chronicle,
“Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to [...]

Mandy Moore fractured her ankle by jumping off of a boat for a Self Magazine photo shoot, which further reaffirms the statement, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Could you imagine a tall, lanky, obviously uncoordinated Mandy Moore, attempting to act like an acrobat? Damn girl, you can’t sing or act, what makes [...]

The paternity test of Dannielynn Hope, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, has been completed and the world awaits the results. Even though Howard K. Stern attempted to appeal the release of the results, he was denied and fined $10,000. According to TMZ, the results of the [...]

Howard Stern, who is obviously regretting the day the DNA results are revealed, attempted to have the judge ordered testing appealed, but was completely unsuccessful. According to TMZ,
Stern’s appeal on DNA testing was just rejected, and Howard K. was penalized by the three-judge panel to the tune of $10,000. TMZ has learned Stern was ordered [...]

Donald Trump, in the battle of the billionaires against Vince McMahon in Wrestlemania, came out on top - Vince had to shave his head. Even though Donald wasn’t set to actually fight Vince McMahon, a friend called me and told me that Donald Trump began gang beating Vince with punches after the match was over. [...]

As a powerless child, Avril Lavigne was forced by her mother to see Britney Spears in concert. According to MSNBC, Avril said,
“My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. I was like, ‘No I don’t to.’ She was like, ‘If you’re going to be a performer, you need to [...]

“This to marry…. ugh that?”
Bar Refaeli and Leo DiCaprio are planning a wedding. Bar will marry Leo soon after she turns 22. I understand Leo is a great actor and he can provide money long after that hot body of hers is gone and saggy. But married at 22? It was [...]

Linday Lohan was out getting her nails done the other day. She might just be called Lindsay Slohan because she forgot to wear a bra. Did she forget that people can see everything? The sad part is that no one got a picture of her hands and toes after she got them [...]

“Michael finds out what real black people look like.”
Michael Jackson isn’t planning on taking sick days. The King of Pop is working hard on a comeback album. He has even commissioned Will.I.am (asshole for William) of the Black Eyed Peas. Isn’t this his 5th comeback album? You don’t comeback from sucking. [...]

“If we all use credit cards, we don’t need money anymore and we will all be free from money.”
Bono has received knighthood for all the good he has done in Africa. You won’t be able to call him “sir” because he still isn’t a British citizen. What boggles my mind is that he [...]

Paris Hilton has allegedly violated her probation and faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in prison. Even though her driver’s license had been suspended, she was caught speeding down Sunset blvd on February 27th in her 2007 Bentley Continental GTC. Paris Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, previously stated that Paris Hilton was unaware of her [...]

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”
Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:
[Jude] always had a soft spot [...]

“Kim Porter before a rousing sex workout with Diddy.”
Diddy has reported that he likes to have sex for hours at a time. The Rap Mogul claims that when having sex with his baby-mama, Kim Porter, he likes to do it for 30 hours at at time. Diddy spat:
As meticulous as I am with [...]

Allegra Versace is in quite the predicament. After suffering quietly with anorexia, the Versace heiress has come forth to seek help for her problem. Her mother, Donatella Versace, said:
My daughter is very ill. Anorexia is consuming her and we are very worried. However, the doctors are doing all they can to snatch [...]

Donald Trump, as per usual, is causing media mayhem over one of his little controversies. While nothing will be as funny as the Rosie O’Donnell controversy, the latest scandal involves his West Palm beach Golf Course - it was cut from the Top 100 Golf courses because of Trump’s refusal to pay for advertisement in [...]

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital over a tooth-ache in one of her molars… Again. The same tooth-ache that hospitalized her this previous Sunday, has caused Britney enough significant pain, that she decided to go back to the hospital. One would think, after a painful tooth-ache, a person would go to the dentist. In [...]

Halle Berry, after a failed first marriage, has allegedly admitted in a recent interview with Parade Magazine, that she attempted suicide. According to People, Halle Berry said,
“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me,”
“I promised myself I would never be [...]

Lindsay Lohan, after months of not speaking to her estranged drunk driving father, has recently opened up communications with him, but she isn’t convinced that the 20 month long incarceration period fixed him. Even though Michael Lohan supposedly found religion in jail, Lindsay is not willing to give him the divine retribution he seeks. According [...]

Angelina Jolie, who recently adopted a Vietnamese child, Pax, was set to be the victim of a “credible, meticulously planned” kidnapping and extortion scheme by a group of people who are renowned for their previous child abduction plots, reports Life and Style. This group of child terrorists were set to kidnap Pax upon his arrival [...]

Hilary Duff, who has been enjoying the exciting single life, has finally bumped into her ex, Joel Madden for the first time. Even though Hilary allegedly claims the broken relationship ended on perfect terms, she still found this random encounter “nerve-wracking.” According to People, Hilary duff said,
“I just did TRL today and Joel was there, [...]

Anna Nicole Smith, who died of a lethal mixture of prescribed and unprescribed drugs, could have been saved if she was hospitalized before her death. However, Anna Nicole Smith refused to enter the hospital. Howard K. Stern allegedly claimed that Anna Nicole was trying to avoid a “media frenzy.” According to People,
If Smith, 39, had [...]

Britney Spears, while attending Promises rehab facilitiy, supposedly lost 10 pounds and as That Other Blog reports, “She hasn’t looked this good in years.” After personally reviewing the photos, I would have to agree that she does appear to have lost weight, but she definitely has looked better. Do we even need to bring up [...]

Jessica Simpson, out of the kindness of her heart, donates a mini van to a Mexican orphanage. Casa Hogar Elim, the orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, was extremely thankful for Jessica Simpson’s generosity. According to People,
“The kids were cheering when she pulled up,” Simpson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “They surrounded the car and were so excited [...]

Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of several different kinds of medication. The autopsy revealed the following drugs in Anna’s system: Methadone, Valium, weight loss pills, anti-anxiety pills, and possibly some vitamins. In addition to the pharmacy found in Anna Nicole’s body, she was suffering from a bacterial infection from injecting medication in [...]

Anna Nicole Smith, approaching two months after her death, is finally set to have an her autopsy results released to the public. The information was reportedly kept secret due to the police investigation surrounding Anna Nicole Smith’s death, but three weeks after she was buried, the public will finally know what happened. The fact that [...]

Britney Spears and ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, are set to re-record the Marvin Gaye duet, “You’re All I need to Get By.” Although Spears and Timberlake were ex-lovers, Justin is willing to help Britney pull her life together now that she has finally graduated from rehab. According to the Chronicle,
“Britney was extremely touched that Justin had [...]

Did this cover piss off Britney Spears when it was published a little more than a week ago?
Britney Spears, who allegedly fixed herself in 4 short weeks at Promises Rehab clinic, has a team of British lawyers working to prevent the British magazines from publishing any more false allegations. In addition to the cease to [...]

As reported earlier, Anna Nicole Smith’s secret diaries fell into the hands of a business man looking to make some quick money. The diaries were reportedly penned during the years of 1992 - 1994, and are filled with absolute comedy gold. Allegedly, one of the best entries from the diary is,
“Hey, Im to tired right [...]

Foxy Brown was scheduled to attend court on March 22nd, 2007, but as a typical rapper / gangster, she decided to not show up, which prompted the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest. The original court date was scheduled because Foxy allegedly “threw hair glue and spat” on the owner of the hair [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio, who has been dating Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, has allegedly proposed to his girlfriend and she said yes. Now, usually I don’t particularly find interest in celebrity weddings, but when a bombshell like Bar is taken off the market, a tear is shed. According to the Chronicle,
“Bar said that Leo had asked her [...]

Naomi Campbell, who has been cleaning up garbage at a sanitation facility for this past week, seems to be enjoying her community service - she most definitely found a new appreciation for mops and dust pans. On her third day, on her way out of work, she was seen consorting (is he sneaking her cigarettes?) [...]

Avril Lavigne, who has been happily married to Sum 41 frontman, Deryck Whibley, has finally revealed some of the more personal details of her marriage. While Avril reminisces about her desire to have a beautiful traditional wedding as a little girl, she admits to wanting a rock n roll waiting as well. According to People,
“People [...]

Kim Kardashian, who supposedly desperately attempted to stop the release of her sex tape, has finally been displayed as the penis loving slut I always viewed her as. Usually my opinions are harsh, uncalled for and completely immaterial, but at this particular moment, the Kim Kardashian sex tape has put me on a pedestal.
The Free [...]

Kevin Federline, or as I like to call him, the failure of all trades, has decided to try his luck in the Web 2.0 world. While mainstream search engines such as Google are making a difference in the world of Search, Kevin’s search engine offers free shit. Search With Kevin, is powered by Yahoo! and [...]

Angelina Jolie, who recently adopted a young Vietnamese boy, left Vietnam on Wednesday in a private jet. On the ride to the airport, Angelina and son were required to dodge hoards of paparazzi who were trying to take pictures of her new son. According to People, the increased interest in Angelina’s adoption led Angelina to [...]

The picture above is old, but its classic.
Kevin Federline, who as Page six reported, was suppose to hold a birthday bash at the Eleven nightclub has canceled the party due to his inability to find a large sponsor for the event. Kevin’s rep insists that Kevin Federline canceled the party because he decided one was [...]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in their recent years have been seemingly trying as hard as possible to both look and act like homeless men on the streets of New York City. With their wacky hair colors and white-trash antics, there was only two things missing to complete the story. The first was a shopping wagon, [...]

Britney Spears, after 4 short weeks, has finally decided to bring a halt to her rehab adventure in Promises rehabilitation facility because she is cured. In what TMZ claims to be one of the biggest turnarounds in history, Britney Spears is supposedly fully cured and has even come to terms with her estranged soon to [...]

Naomi Campbell, who was sentenced to five days of cleaning up “shit” of people who clean up “shit,” finished her first day on the job. She has reportedly taken the community service sentence in stride and has remained silent while making small-talk with some of her co-workers. In addition to the grueling work, during her [...]

Kirsten Dunst, who has been dating Drew Barrymore’s ex, Fabrizio Moretti, has decided to end her relationship. The reason at this time are unknown, but it has been reported that Kirsten is not wasting any time moving on. Kristen was supposedly spotted kissing and touching the Razorlight front-man, Johnny Borrell, at the Blender house at [...]

The Kim Kardashian sex tape scandal has prompted Vivid entertainment to extend an offer to Ray-J, Brandy’s younger brother, to direct four hardcore films. After Vivid watched the raunchy encounter between Ray and Kim, they were very impressed with his work. An offer had to be extended. According to the Chronicle, Wenn reports,
“Our first conversations [...]

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are set to take on the roles of camp counselors at five different “wellness camps focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition, and exercise.” In the latest, fourth season of The Simple Life. As comical as it sounds, according to Page Six, both equally slender socialites will be strutting around in [...]

Ryan Phillippe, who split with his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, recently, was allegedly flirting with Ashlee Simpson at the hot Los Angeles club Les Deux. In addition to the supposed hours of flirting, Ashlee and Ryan allegedly disappeared to a private area for over an hour and then both emerged looking disheveled. According [...]

Anna Nicole Smith, who died on February 8th 2007, will have her secret and personal diaries auctioned off by the website UniversalRarities.com on Ebay. Alongside the personal thoughts of a then unfamous Anna Nicole Smith, the juicy details of her corrupted life in the early 90s are shared. An unwanted pregnancy, drug abuse, and her [...]

As a way to support Britney Spears, Break.com hosted a contest worth $1500 to the best video of someone shaving their own head. The funniest and most entertaining video would receive the prize. While each contestant feigned support in hopes of a $1500 paycheck, Break enmassed several videos of people buzzing their own hair. To [...]

Kevin Federline, who is due to release his new album, “Playing with Fire,” plans to make himself available for anyone with a bank account. As part of his promotion for his album, he is willing to perform for any private party or any person willing to pay $15,000 USD. According to Female First,
The former dancer [...]

Paris Hilton doesn’t realize that a new haircut isn’t going to cleanse her soul. Just because you have some guy with a shitty job cleaning up your excess, doesn’t mean you’re a new person. Her image aside, her hair actually looks nice, assuming she is trying to flaunt the amount of static electricity her pants [...]

Victoria Beckham recently admitted she thinks she looks terrible naked. Aside from the fact she looks like a piece of plastic or a REAL LIFE doll, she also admits what she truly thinks of herself. According to People, Victoria said
Having three children and then losing the baby weight has been tough on her body, Beckham, [...]

Scarlett Johansson is in touch with her more dark, kinky side in the October 2006 issue of Flaunt magazine where she proceeds to man handle Dita Von Teese. Dita is anything but a tease, but this is the only instance where I would wish to be in her shoes. Not because Scarlett Johansson is riding [...]

[tag]Rosario Dawson[/tag] is reportedly going out with [tag]Jason Lewis[/tag]. He played Samantha’s love interest in [tag]Sex and the City[/tag]. Whenever they go out, he gets non stop attention from other women. She was quoted as saying,
They openly put their hands all over him - even between his legs - and ask him [...]

[tag]Julia Roberts[/tag] made her debut on Broadway this past Tuesday. The play, “Three Days of Rain”, will be on Broadway for 12 weeks. Technically, they should call it 36 Days of Rain. But I guess people will get the idea when they see Robert’s open her mouth and experience torrential slobber come [...]

According to Star Magazine, [tag]Justin Timberlake[/tag] refers to Britney Spears’s husband, [tag]KFED[/tag], as “gross.” He was also quoted saying, “He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her.” Justin Timberlake is also in the process of making “Stop Loss,” [...]

[tag]Hannibal[/tag], played by [tag]Anthony Hopkins[/tag], has been declared the worlds most Ultimate villain by Vibe magazine. Here is the top 5 list as reported:

Hannibal - Anthony Hopkins - “Silence of the Lambs
Darth Vader - Dave Prowse, James Earl Jones, Hayden Christensen - “Star Wars”
Freddy Krueger - Robert Englund - “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
Ike Turner [...]