While Carrie Underwood made off with a arm full of awards (favorite female singer, country song for “Last Name,” and star under 35 years old), it’s quite safe to say that none of them were for “best wardrobe).  Ending the night with about three complete outfit changes, all of them seemed to possess that bright, glowy five-year-old that got into Office Depot’s highlighter supply.  I’m not even going to go into who’s Christmas ornaments she found inorder to trim that dress that she’s got on.

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Country Singer Carrie Underwood complains to the media that money, in fact, can not buy you everything. In her experiences with love since she’s become a star, she can’t seem to find the right guy.

“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you,” Underwood, 25, tells Allure magazine in the September issue. “I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”

If you were looking for someone that didn’t want anything from you, then I should have suggested that you never stood in line that day for an American Idol. What exactly were you expecting? Managers that discovered talent just for the sake of hearing a job well done? Celebrities that do dumb stuff, like get married, not for the media and publicity but *gasp* for love?! With all the hot women in the Hollywood sea, there’s no real rich guy that’s going to cry over losing you, or carve out their heart and give it to you, not unless you’re Angelina Jolie. So here’s my advice, just enjoy being a hot chick and at least getting laid while you still can.

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I’ll be the first one to say that I love skinny chicks.  I also love Blondes.  So one could assume that I think Carrie Underwood is smoking hot.  Absolutely.  However, if you take a look at those arms above, I think she may have to gain a few pounds.  She’s always had a really pretty face and a great body but I never noticed her arms before.  Is this new?  Have I been out of it?  What’s going on?

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In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, Carrie Underwood mentioned that fans won’t be seeing her stomach anytime soon.

“I definitely don’t do stomach, because nobody wants to see that. I’d be pulling at my clothes all night. That’s not me.”

“And cleavage can be done in a tasteful manner – you can be intelligent, sexy and not have boobs everywhere.”

Well that would be understandable if she was still the old chunky Carrie Underwood, but now that she’s shed a few pounds and she’s hot let’s see some skin! That’s the whole point of working out to be hot. Why look good and cover up all the time. Someone needs to explain to Carrie that it’s her duty to show that booty. Yea, I’m sorry. That was awful.

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