Carrie Underwood may now be off the market (she married hockey player Mike Fisher a couple of weeks ago), but that hasn’t stopped her inner bad girl from peeking out. Hell, maybe we’ll see more of Carrie’s “naughty girl” onstage as she enjoys married life.

A guy can dream.

This outfit just ignites all my naughty schoolgirl fantasies, even if she isn’t wearing a shred of plaid. The top could be a little tighter (I haven’t the foggiest idea what Carrie’s rack looks like), but the short-shorts with those thigh-high stockings and high-ass shoes are good enough.

Now let loose, Carrie.

Photos by FAME

While Carrie Underwood made off with a arm full of awards (favorite female singer, country song for “Last Name,” and star under 35 years old), it’s quite safe to say that none of them were for “best wardrobe).  Ending the night with about three complete outfit changes, all of them seemed to possess that bright, glowy five-year-old that got into Office Depot’s highlighter supply.  I’m not even going to go into who’s Christmas ornaments she found inorder to trim that dress that she’s got on.

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Country Singer Carrie Underwood complains to the media that money, in fact, can not buy you everything. In her experiences with love since she’s become a star, she can’t seem to find the right guy.

“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you,” Underwood, 25, tells Allure magazine in the September issue. “I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”

If you were looking for someone that didn’t want anything from you, then I should have suggested that you never stood in line that day for an American Idol. What exactly were you expecting? Managers that discovered talent just for the sake of hearing a job well done? Celebrities that do dumb stuff, like get married, not for the media and publicity but *gasp* for love?! With all the hot women in the Hollywood sea, there’s no real rich guy that’s going to cry over losing you, or carve out their heart and give it to you, not unless you’re Angelina Jolie. So here’s my advice, just enjoy being a hot chick and at least getting laid while you still can.

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I’ll be the first one to say that I love skinny chicks.  I also love Blondes.  So one could assume that I think Carrie Underwood is smoking hot.  Absolutely.  However, if you take a look at those arms above, I think she may have to gain a few pounds.  She’s always had a really pretty face and a great body but I never noticed her arms before.  Is this new?  Have I been out of it?  What’s going on?

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In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, Carrie Underwood mentioned that fans won’t be seeing her stomach anytime soon.

“I definitely don’t do stomach, because nobody wants to see that. I’d be pulling at my clothes all night. That’s not me.”

“And cleavage can be done in a tasteful manner – you can be intelligent, sexy and not have boobs everywhere.”

Well that would be understandable if she was still the old chunky Carrie Underwood, but now that she’s shed a few pounds and she’s hot let’s see some skin! That’s the whole point of working out to be hot. Why look good and cover up all the time. Someone needs to explain to Carrie that it’s her duty to show that booty. Yea, I’m sorry. That was awful.

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Lately, I have been avoiding Jessica Simpson because I find her extremely unoriginal and boring, but after reading that she has “it” for the Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo – the same guy Carrie Underwood is allegedly very serious with, she managed to pique my interest. While I’m not really sure what “very serious” means, the National Ledger reports,

In Touch Weekly notes that though they’ve only been dating for about six months, Carrie may be thinking about marrying Romo.  The former American Idol winner – who wore a Badgley Mischka dress at the Academy of County Music Awards in Las Vegas on May 15 – (the aforementioned coming out party) also tried on several of the designer’s wedding gowns at a private fitting in LA, says the insider.

Regardless of the above report of a possibly wedding, MSNBC has reported thath Tony wishes to “cool it” with Carrie Underwood for a while, but he didn’t specify Jessica Simpson as a cause or a reason.

If the rumors are true and Jessica Simpson desires another woman’s future husband, the only way to settle such a dispute would be a pool filled with both whip-cream and chocolate pudding. I would say both girls need to wear bikinis but we already know that they’ll be ripped off so the fight should be naked!

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