Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz Needs To Dye Her Hair

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:59:21 +0000

Is Cameron Diaz aware of where she is? Does she know that this is The Golden Globes? I don’t think she does. Otherwise she would have at least finally dyed her hair like she’s been meaning to do for the last couple of months. On the bright side, despite how much she has aged due to the sun and her high propensity for leathery skin, she isn’t giving us that full blown wrinkly trademark Diaz smile: now that’s something that would make Jack Nicholson proud.

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Cameron Diaz’ Dad died

Derek Hail — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:27:43 +0000

Cameron Diaz’ dad passed away.

Emilio Diaz, 58, recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. He was a second generation Cuban-American who worked an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter’s movie “There’s Something About Mary.”

There’s nothing funny about someone’s dad dying. Unless that someone’s dad was a circus midget. Midgets are always funny. Put them in the circus and BAM. Instant Comedy Gold.

Cameron Diaz is whorin’ it up

Derek Hail — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:09:53 +0000

Cameron Diaz tells US Magazine that she loves being single.

“It’s been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year,” she says in the new issue of British GQ. “In fact, it’s the first time I haven’t had one in 10 years, and I’m enjoying what I’m getting out of this moment.

“I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be, but I haven’t finished doing what I’m doing,” she added.

By “What I’m doing”, she means “All the guys I’m plowing”.

Simply put, she says, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”

“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Cameron Diaz is one of those chicks who look great in pictures but once you get her behind clothes doors and peel off all that makeup, I’m sure she looks like her character in Shrek. Everyone says that was CGI but it was so lifelike I refuse to believe it.

Cameron Diaz: “We Still Love Each Other”

Derek Hail — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:32:44 +0000

Cameron Diaz has been desperately trying to prove there is no scorn between herself and Justin Timberlake. Despite breaking up after a long relationship, according to the Daily Mail, Cameron said,

“We still love each other, we spent four years together so there is no reason for us not to be friends,”

Once you’ve been in a relationship and have become accustomed to each other’s “O” face, there is no love left after a break-up. That one time you asked her to shit on your chest will get thrown up in your face at the club while you’re talking to a new girl. And I mean, “your” because I have never done anything like that.