I’ve always loved Cameron Diaz. She seems like both a bubbly chick but also a pretty damn cool, laid-back chick.

Ever since I saw her with her hair sticking straight up in There’s Something About Mary I’ve been hooked. Here she is promoting another movie that’s sure to make me laugh, Bad Teacher.

And Cameron’s showing off those long and lovely legs. If you’re a leg man, then Cameron’s the chick for you. She’s got a perky pair of tits, definitely worthy of a thumbs-up, but her legs are really where it’s at.

I hear Bad Teacher has a car wash scene. Cameron gets nice and wet. In a white t-shirt and cut-off shorts.

So one ticket’s been sold.

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… Teacher in her new movie, Bad Teacher. She’s trying to seduce her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake (he plays another teacher).

Hell, if I had teachers with legs like Cameron’s, my ass would’ve been in class Every Damn Day. I’d have won those stupid “Perfect Attendance” awards.

May not have studied more out of class to get decent grades, but let me tell you, I don’t give a shit about my grades today. Besides, I’d have been thinking about Cameron’s long legs (or whatever fantasy teacher had legs like that chick).

With Cameron you can just imagine those legs wrapped around you, those legs (and her entire body) twisted into all kinds of positions…

Let’s be honest, we all know Cameron is one of those chicks who just wants to have fun. And with that body, I’m sure she’s A LOT of fun. My kinda chick.

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Don’t know why the hell Cameron Diaz chose to wear red to the premiere of her new movie, The Green Hornet, but she knew how to work off her best asset: those long legs of hers.

If you’re a leg man, then Cameron is the chick for you.

And Cameron knows that while her legs may be great, the rest of her… maybe not so much. She sounded really ticked that the paparazzi took pictures of her in a bikini while she was on vacation with A-Rod last month.

“I think it’s the rudest thing ever to take a picture of a girl in a bikini from whatever angle you decide. It’s not okay.”

Guess things get harsh when there’s no photoshop to help you out, huh, Cameron?

Well, hell, you can look at this dress and see that T&A is not exactly Cameron’s strong point. We still love you, though. This chick has an electric smile like no other.

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Cameron Diaz has gotta do something to try to sell her movie, Knight and Day (co-starring Tom Cruise).

If you’re a leg man, then Cameron is the chick for you. Those legs go on forever.

Hot stuff.

And check out those pictures of Cameron and Tom below. The only thing Tom did was put lifts in his shoes. That’s the only explanation. You and I both know the dude is NOT that damn tall. It’s funny: he’ll let Katie Holmes tower over him, but not Cameron? I guess he has to assert himself as an action star.

Whatever. Knight and Day actually wasn’t all that bad, but Cameron can’t really open a movie and n0w that we know about Tom’s craziness, neither can he. Oh well.

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Cameron Diaz got REAL honest with UK Vogue in their July 2010 issue. When asked what should  be in the fountain of youth, she listed some shit and added: “Lots of sex.”

Oh, yeah, baby. We are on the EXACT same page.

As a matter of fact, I’m damn sure hitting that would be a glorious fountain of youth. I’d be happy to test out that theory, Cameron. What do you want with A-Rod anyway?

After reading excerpts from this interview, I’m ready to go see her and that crazy-ass Tom Cruise in their new movie, Knight and Day. If Tom gets annoying, I just have to think of Cameron’s anti-aging strategy: Lots of sex.

Sure as hell works for me.

Is Cameron Diaz aware of where she is?  Does she know that this is The Golden Globes?  I don’t think she does.  Otherwise she would have at least finally dyed her hair like she’s been meaning to do for the last couple of months.  On the bright side, despite how much she has aged due to the sun and her high propensity for leathery skin, she isn’t giving us that full blown wrinkly trademark Diaz smile: now that’s something that would make Jack Nicholson proud.

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Cameron Diaz’ dad passed away.

Emilio Diaz, 58, recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. He was a second generation Cuban-American who worked an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter’s movie “There’s Something About Mary.”

There’s nothing funny about someone’s dad dying. Unless that someone’s dad was a circus midget. Midgets are always funny. Put them in the circus and BAM. Instant Comedy Gold.

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Cameron Diaz tells US Magazine that she loves being single.

“It’s been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year,” she says in the new issue of British GQ. “In fact, it’s the first time I haven’t had one in 10 years, and I’m enjoying what I’m getting out of this moment.

“I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be, but I haven’t finished doing what I’m doing,” she added.

By “What I’m doing”, she means “All the guys I’m plowing”.

Simply put, she says, “I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”

“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Cameron Diaz is one of those chicks who look great in pictures but once you get her behind clothes doors and peel off all that makeup, I’m sure she looks like her character in Shrek. Everyone says that was CGI but it was so lifelike I refuse to believe it.

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