A movie that I am unable to pronounce, “Ratatouille“, crushed “Live Free or Die Hard” by a whopping $14 million for the weekend. A pixar movie about a mouse who teaches a man to cook beat out Bruce Willis and massive explosions. Yippy-kay-salt. The soup needs some salt, was  much more interesting than exploding helicopters. That’s evidence of a waning film career.

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Bruce Willis was teased and bullied all throughout high school due to an uncontrollable stutter. The Die Hard 4 actor, who blows up a helicopter with an airborne car, was once teased mercilessly for his speech impediment, which led him to join the drama club to express himself. According to M & C,

“I could barely talk sometimes. I still had friends but I was bullied a lot. The bullying meant I also learned how to fight. Everyone knew not to f**k with me because they knew they’d get their ass kicked.”

Take 25: “Yi-yi-yippy-k-k-kay-yay, m-mo-moth-mother f-fu-fucker.” God damn it Bruce!

Apparently, celebrity gossip bloggers are not the only people noticing Halle Berry‘s boobs. In the above photo, Bruce Willis can be doing one of several things, but, based on the evidence, I am led to believe he is trying to stare down Halle’s shirt. Or, he could just be extremely excited and is absolutely shocked nobody else noticed his elderly erection. Whatever the case, he obviously wasn’t privileged, like us, to see the Halle Berry topless pictures in Esquire magazine.

Bruce Willis, now known for his BALD head, is currently shooting the fourth Die Hard movie, “Live free or Die Hard.” While filming this new movie, Bruce has said he will remain bald to show the character has aged, but he also issued a warning.

“I’m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning ” Willis is currently shooting the action movie in Baltimore, in the US. [source]

Since when does being bald mean you’re not a man? Unless in the language of the Willis, hair is actually a code word for penis and someone told him his hair was thin and short.

What this guy is telling Lindsay is unknown, but it may have to do with partying, drinking, and sex.

Lindsay Lohan has been linked to Bruce Willis, who is 51, in a sexual relationship, which is not only disgusting, but absolutely mind boggling because she bragged about it. According to Star Magazine, a source said,

Lindsay played her voicemail messages, as if to show, “Hey, look how many guys want me!” The star first played a message from Bruce Willis, 51, who simply said, :Hey gorgeous, I had so much fun with you last night.”

Every time I go to the old age home, I have all the women in their rockers grab my ass and say, “aww you’re such a cute little boy.” I usually don’t take offense to this because its not like they know what they’re doing, but on the same token, I don’t go around bragging to my friends how all the women want me. [source] [tags]Bruce Willis, Lindsay Lohan[/tags]

According to TMZ (video), Bruce Willis allegedly assaulted Anthony Goodrich, a camera-man, outside of the KOI resturaunt. As Bruce Willis walked past Goodrich, he supposedly stiff-armed him and caused his camera to hit him in the face, which ended up breaking skin on his nose and chipping a tooth.

TMZ spoke with Goodrich after he filed the police report. “Basically he smashed my camera into my face … for no reason at all,” Goodrich said. “All I was doing was taking his picture. I didn’t say one word. I didn’t get in his way.”

Bruce Willis’s rep claimed he was blinded by flashes and was just trying to make his way up the stairs and may have accidentally pushed Goodrich, but it was unintentional.  Which reminds me, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but it was unintentional. I had no idea I was going to get caught.” [tags]Bruce Willis[/tags]