Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Bruce Willis

A Cooking Mouse Beats Out Die Hard

Derek Hail — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:24:28 +0000

A movie that I am unable to pronounce, “Ratatouille“, crushed “Live Free or Die Hard” by a whopping $14 million for the weekend. A pixar movie about a mouse who teaches a man to cook beat out Bruce Willis and massive explosions. Yippy-kay-salt. The soup needs some salt, was much more interesting than exploding helicopters. That’s evidence of a waning film career.

Bruce Willis Stuttered in High School

Derek Hail — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:17:43 +0000

Bruce Willis was teased and bullied all throughout high school due to an uncontrollable stutter. The Die Hard 4 actor, who blows up a helicopter with an airborne car, was once teased mercilessly for his speech impediment, which led him to join the drama club to express himself. According to M & C,

“I could barely talk sometimes. I still had friends but I was bullied a lot. The bullying meant I also learned how to fight. Everyone knew not to f**k with me because they knew they’d get their ass kicked.”

Take 25: “Yi-yi-yippy-k-k-kay-yay, m-mo-moth-mother f-fu-fucker.” God damn it Bruce!

Does Halle Berry know what Bruce Willis is staring at?

Derek Hail — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:13:58 +0000

Apparently, celebrity gossip bloggers are not the only people noticing Halle Berry’s boobs. In the above photo, Bruce Willis can be doing one of several things, but, based on the evidence, I am led to believe he is trying to stare down Halle’s shirt. Or, he could just be extremely excited and is absolutely shocked nobody else noticed his elderly erection. Whatever the case, he obviously wasn’t privileged, like us, to see the Halle Berry topless pictures in Esquire magazine.

Bruce Willis is a manny man fist fighter

Derek Hail — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:04:54 +0000

Bruce Willis, now known for his BALD head, is currently shooting the fourth Die Hard movie, “Live free or Die Hard.” While filming this new movie, Bruce has said he will remain bald to show the character has aged, but he also issued a warning.

“Iâ€™m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning ” Willis is currently shooting the action movie in Baltimore, in the US. [source]

Since when does being bald mean you’re not a man? Unless in the language of the Willis, hair is actually a code word for penis and someone told him his hair was thin and short.