Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears want us to know they’re both MILFs. I have no problem with that. They practically look like twins, don’t they? Can’t you just imagine them together? Of course, they’re both probably a little zany, which can add to the fun in so many ways…

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Britney Spears continues to show us how hot she is in this blindingly bright pink bikini. She and a friend got some R&R in  the pool. Two ladies, in bikinis, splashing around in the pool. Daddy is really loosening that leash, isn’t he? And I thank him for it I can’t imagine being one of the guys hanging out by the pool that afternoon.

But Brit, you don’t need the hat. Or, really, the bikini.

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This chick is everywhere. Britney Spears clearly wants us to know she’s back. Hot damn, she is. She may be wobbly in those death-shoes on her feet, but she still looks a hell of a lot better than K-Fed, whose ass is getting fatter by the day.

I hear her father is requesting that the court review the conservatorship, which means they have the chance to dismiss it altogether. I don’t know if that’s good or not: daddy has clearly done Britney a world of good. Hopefully she’ll continue to work it either way.

The final missing bit is back in place. Britney Spears is blonde again. You’ll notice if you raise your eyes up from her nearly-exposed tit. She was spotted going into a club to party with no other than Lindsay Lohan. Am I the only one who  thinks Lindsay is the last person Britney needs to be with, especially in a club?

Not that I think they’d make a dull pair. Quite the opposite. I’d even be willing to invite Sam Ronson if it meant being alone with them. In a room that preferably contains a bed.