Britney Spears revealed her love for her own ASS at the MTV VMAs this year.

Not only does MTV love her (she won some awards in addition to receiving a tribute from Madonna, but NO kiss, dammit!), but Britney loves her own ass…ets.

Yay for Britney! (Try not to gag too hard.)

Seriously, Britney is still looking mighty damn fine from behind: I’d put my hands right where hers are if I had the rights (i.e., if I could be assured that her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, wouldn’t kick my ass or anything).

Or cop a feel of that RACK. Hell, that might be worth a minor ass-kicking.

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Here’s Britney Spears, working the stage for allll it’s worth on her Femme Fatale tour.

I don’t know how much tickets cost, but if I could get close enough to get a good view of that ass, I’d sure as hell fork over the damn money.

And those tits to top it all off? Where Britney’s at mentally is anyone’s guess (and she’s well enough to tour, so that’s a good sign), but she’s managed to maintain that hot body throughout all the craziness.

I vote for Britney doing a photoshoot with Maxim or FHM. She’s got the T&A for it, and I’m sure it would only increase her fanbase, so it would be a good career move.

Seriously.

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Now I admit, Britney Spears did choose to whip out some weird-ass goggles here, for whatever reason.

But if you’re actually checking out the googles and not, say, that rack, well, I have to ask:

WHAT the HELL is WRONG with you?

How could you ignore tits like that, just begging for your attention (the gut looks smaller in the pics below, so just treat the pic above as a bad shot of that particular part of Britney’s anatomy)?

Don’t know how Brit Brit’s head is doing (seems to be doing okay, though, from what I’ve seen), but her BODY is still a magnificent sight to behold.

Weird-ass goggles or not.

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Did you know there is now a Britney Spears Day? It’s March 27, and you have to be in San Francisco (that’s the city that declared the day) to celebrate, but imagine: you can spend the day in bars with short, shapely dancers listening to Toxic all day.

There are worse ways to pass the time, so mark your calendars.

Check out Britney here. That tight black leather-looking thing is doing all kinds of interesting things to her tits. Makes the mouth water, doesn’t it?

So remember: March 27. Haul your ass to San Francisco and find yourself some short, hot-ass blond dancers and enjoy.

Rather than Toxic, listen to Baby, One More Time.

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I genuinely hope Britney Spears is doing better. It looks like it, between the new album (Femme Fatale) and the fact that she’s still with a guy who seems decent (her old agent).

Well, I’m no shrink or anything, but Britney sure as hell looks fine here. This is a performance in San Francisco (sold-out, I hear) to help promote her new album. The chick looks damn good in fishnets, doesn’t she?

Looks like she gave the performance her all. Now if only Britney had a little wardrobe malfunction and that zipper slipped down: no one would mind seeing those tits naked, Brit Brit. I bet it’d do wonders for album sales, too.

Just a thought.

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Britney Spears glams it up for Elle. She’s still looking pretty hot: chick cleans up good.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Which new MILF will be bikini-ready first: Miranda Kerr or Doutzen Kroes? – Moejackson
• Don’t know how Lindsay Lohan is doing mentally, but she sure as hell LOOKS good! – I’m Not Obsessed
• Charlott Cordes can FILL OUT some lingerie. – Celebslam
• Think the new MTV show of all those hot teens having sex (it’s called Skins) is actually child pornography? You know we’re getting prudish when a show that came from Britain is raising concerns. – The Blemish
• AnnaLynne McCord goes topless for Marc Ecko. – Yeeeah
• Guess who’s ASS is all dressed up in a frilly bikini  bottom? – CityRag
• Jenna Bentley should just call her tits Golden Delicious. – Hollywoodtuna

Here’s Britney Spears showing she cleans up well. She was spotted leaving a workout (below) in sweats and tights.

Nice ass shot down there.

And then Britney was spotted in her little dress and boots. She has a new song out, Hold It Against Me. You can hear it here. I don’t know… I’m not all that impressed. That boyfriend of hers was once her agent. You’d think he’d make sure her music sounded good.

Then again, it’s never been Britney’s songs that have impressed me…

Her body of work is enough to keep me looking (even if I don’t listen so well).

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Here’s a blast from the past: Britney Spears from a 2002 InStyle photoshoot.  A smiling, wet Britney in a bikini is a PERFECT Britney, imho.

Check out these luscious links:

• Ashley Cole’s got some nice ladies, and she’s not afraid to show them off in thin, sheer tops. Go Ashley! – Moejackson
• Taylor Swift’s back on the market (and she’s legal, now). They must’ve wrung all the PR they could get. I’m available, Taylor. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Salma Hayek shows off a nice ASS while jet-skiing. – Celebslam
• Stephanie Seymour’s still rocking a bikini. Even her son seems tempted to cop a feel. (OK, now I feel a little sick.) – The Blemish
• Kim Kardashian shows off her TITS in Glamour. – Yeeeah
• Mila Kunis is back on the market. – CityRag
• Tori Spelling tries to stay sexy. Operative word being TRIES. – Hollywoodtuna