Britney Spears pictures and gossip

… it’s Britney Spears! I know she has her issues and such, but I must say, Daddy whipped her back into shape, didn’t he? Britney is now supposed to be dating her agent, Jason Trawick.
I don’t know if I’m brave enough to date her, but I could see hitting that. And the girl deserves some [...]

The circus theme that Britney Spears has been going with for a while has been successful both on and off stage–her audience just can’t get enough of it.  The latest chapter of Brit’s life revolves around the past, as her and her father go to court in order to extend an existing restraining order against [...]

In a world full of computer nerds with too much time, no celebrity is safe.  However, despite all of this, the results can be entertaining.   Reportedly many celebrities’, including Britney Spears’, Twitter accounts were hacked then used to spam messages.  Hilarious results are to persue.
Even during the height of her head-shaving, umbrella-wielding phase, it’s doubtful Britney [...]

It’s the end of the year folks, and for most people that means looking back on their lives and either thinking, “Holy crap, I really screwed up” or “I am amazing.”  Whatever you think about your life…well, it doesn’t matter all that much, people what the people really want is to hear about somebody.
And the [...]

Just because we’ve all hit hard times doesn’t mean we’ve all hit hard times.  For someone like Britney Spear’s dad, this might be the pinacle of his existence.  After just one year the court decides it’s about time he gets a raise for, essentially, being a wonderful father figure for a change.
Jamie, who has been [...]

It seems like Britney Spears is having one of those good days to even out the last couple of years.  Celebrating her 27th birthday, Britney has many more plans for herself and her career that don’t involve loony shenanigans or meltdowns as she tells all proudly on the “Good Morning America” show on the center [...]

With Britney Spears, she’s always wanting more, more, and more.  You’d think after she finally got her career back on track after three years of…well…we all know that one, she’d be a little more happy?  According to this interview, nope.
In an upcoming behind-the-scenes documentary, the 26-year-old pop star says: “If I wasn’t under the restraints [...]

Quentin Tarantino is allegedly reported to have handpicked the talented song bird Britney Spears to play…yeah you guessed it, a killer lesbian stripper for his up and coming film remake Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes [...]

Britney Spears got caught going up some stairs over the weekend and you know when there’s a ton of hungry paparazzi around they are going to get an upskirt shot.  I know we didn’t expect it to me very pretty but it looks like she took a messy crap and didn’t wipe very well.  Get [...]

Just when Britney starts to turn things around, this douche returns from the dead.
Is Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear’s cash? The National Enquirer is reporting that he’s shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, [...]

Everyone is raving that Britney Spears’ appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” went great. I don’t see what the big deal is. I guess everyone was expecting her to get on the chair and start flinging feces because her performance was average at best.
YouTube is being a dick.  Here is the link [...]

Britney Spears had her Hebrew tatoos removed recently…unless she’s wearing cover up.  Not sure why she even had a Hebrew tatoo, I’m pretty sure she’s not Jewish and according to my research (cartoons), only Jewish people can read Hebrew.  They also have big noses and are good with money.  It’s amazing what you learn on [...]

The Britney Spears news has thinned out now that her dad is in charge and I for one am glad.  I’ve had enough of the crazy Britney for now, it’s time to bring back the hot Britney.  It seems dad also has a plan to curb her crazy spending habits.
A judge just ruled that Jamie [...]

“Here is Britney setting a good example by almost letting her crotch out!”
Britney Spears will not get visitation rights for her children Sean Preston and Jayden James. According to TMZ:
…the Commish made it clear - the issues with the conservatorship being removed to Federal court have no bearing on the custody case.
Of course this [...]

Well, they may have cured her of the crazies, but the doctors couldn’t fix Britney’s wacky British accent.   TMZ has a hilarious video of Britney just minutes after her release talking in her horrible British Accent.  She’s got to be doing this on purpose to mess with the media.  No one is this loony.
I tried [...]

Oh Boy.  Stay off the streets people.  She’s out and things are already back to being crazy.
 TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.
Within her first hour she was surrounded by paparazzi, led a [...]

Well, it’s finally happened.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a L.A. County Superior Court judge has just signed a “5150,” meaning Britney Spears is on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center.
We’re told there is a “good possibility” that it will be extended to 14 days. We’ve also learned there have been several parallel [...]

So Britney has officially gone crazy. She’s pretty much hanging around topless at this point. It’s only a matter of time before she’s found inside the monkey cage at the zoo naked and throwing feces around.

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TMZ has a hilarious video of Britney Spears switching accents while she walks through an entourage of papparazzi. This chick is whacked. I though Madonna was batty for using an English accent, but at least she lives there. Britney probably thinks London is in Germany, you know since she’s so edumacated.
Check out [...]

God, I hope this story is true.
A source close to Brit’s ex-husband Kevin Federline tells PageSix.com it’s not as far off as one might think. First, the source says that Britney called and let K-Fed know she was getting hitched. Later, Kev heard that one of Adnan’s purposes in crossing the border with Brit after [...]

Britney lost visitation rights with her kids yesterday.  We pretty much saw this coming a mile away.  I’ll report the details shortly.

It seems Britney Spears is pretending she’s British.
TMZ caught Spears pulling a Madonna with paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib at Macy’s yesterday afternoon. And it seems Brit is becoming fond of the fake accent. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Britney spoke almost entirely in a British accent the night she was committed.
Are you kidding me?  [...]

Britney Spears was spotted in Mexico after trying to make everyone believe she went to New York.  She’s there with the same paparazzi who is selling semi-nude photos of her.
Video has just surfaced showing Brit driving around Mexico with Adnan, her new BFF/paparazzo. This followed an elaborate fake-out involving Brit’s people, tail numbers on a [...]

The paparazzi that’s been hanging around with Britney is now selling racy photos of her to the press.  No Way.
Sources tell X17online exclusively that an Australian magazine has license the “semi-nude” photos of Britney, pitched by Adnan’s agency Finalpixx, for $57,000. It’s a far cry from the $5 million they were asking of the UK [...]

People are getting together to put Britney behind bars…at the hospital.  Yea, I know I got excited too.
Sources tell TMZ the “responsible” people in Britney’s life are trying to convince her to voluntarily enter a mental hospital.
We’re told there’s now a consensus — she’ll never get custody of her kids unless she undergoes intensive, in-patient [...]

I bet there’s Britney Spears news everywhere you look this morning. Well let me sum up the weekend’s activities for you, actually I’ll let US Magazine do it.
Britney Spears‘ visitation rights have been “suspended pending further order of the court,” L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon said late Friday.
The order is in effect until January [...]

According to US Magazine, Britney Spears is in the “special needs” ward for the next 72 hours.
“So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly,” the source adds. “We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”
However, [...]

This bitch has finally gone completely nuts.
Us has learned that the pop star was due to turn over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, Thursday at 7 p.m. Federline’s bodyguard was supposed to pick them up, but Spears was defiant. She had been with the kids at her Beverly Hills home since noon Thursday, [...]

It looks like even Britney’s lawyers are fed up with her antics.
The high-powered firm of Trope and Trope filed legal papers today asking to withdraw as Brit’s hired guns in her custody dispute with K-Daddy.
In the legal papers, attorney Tara Scott from Trope and Trope wrote, “There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] [...]

Britney Spears has hit an all time low.
Spears reportedly spent early Sunday morning in a Beverly Hills hotel room with a paparazzi photographer who regularly covers the troubled pop star.
According to reports, the pair was holed up in Spears’ room at the Peninsula Hotel until the wee hours of Sunday. The photographer, whose first [...]

Britney Spears, who lost custody of her own kids, is supposedly going through the process of adopting Chinese twins. In addition, Britney Spears allegedly shelled out $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. According to News of the World,
A source close to Britney told me: “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption [...]

If Britney Spears is attempting to actually win back custody of her children, you would think she would try to set an excellent example for the judge. WRONG! Instead, here Britney is pictured with a blanket over her head while behind the wheel of a car and I’m pretty sure the judge isn’t going to [...]

Eric Ervin, a lawyer who worked with Britney Spears during her teenage years, has made the claim that Britney Spears’s wholesome “saving herself” image as a teenager was a total “pr blitz” because she in fact supposedly lost her virginity at 14 to her then boyfriend Reg Jones, reports US.
You know, 14 is a really [...]

Britney Spears, who was set to film her second video from her new album “Blackout” this Friday, is said to have a body double for her video. Although the filming of her video has been delayed until next week, the producers supposedly arranged for Britney Spears to have a body double. According to OK!,
Almost as [...]

TMZ caught Britney Spears at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills surrounded by photogs and shortly after she allegedly ran over one of the photog’s feet. In the TMZ video you hear one of the paparazzo scream out in pain as he claimed Britney rolled over his foot, but I’m going to call BS. That [...]

Britney Spears has allegedly failed one of the urine based drug tests issued to her last week, reports TMZ. However, the source who revealed that she failed the test still claims Britney Spears passed the test and that the positive test was a false reading. Or maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t a false reading [...]

If losing the kids wasn’t painful enough, Britney Spears has been ordered by the judge to pay Kevin Federline’s legal bill of $120,000. According to People,
In making the ruling, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon noted the “disparity between the parties income” and that “the vast majority of the … litigation deals with [Spears's] conduct.”
Well [...]

Here is Britney Spears in a standard hooker uniform complete with a see-through netted shirt and ugly ass shoes. Not quite sure what the hell she’s trying to prove, but we can be absolutely sure it isn’t some kind of math equation unless she’s trying to show us the formula for contracting STDs. Anyway, here [...]

Here is Britney Spears half-naked and leaning seductively towards a Catholic priest in the pictures gracing her new album “Blackout,” which is set to go on sale at midnight tonight. However, the catholics are pissed. According to the Daily News,
“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” said Bill Donohue, [...]

Kevin Federline’s new girl, Nicole Narain, who starred in her very own sex tape with Colin Farrell, has made the claim that Britney Spears breast-fed Jayden James while she was drunk on vodka. In addition, Nicole went on to make several more allegations and according to The Sun, she said,
Kevin fears her erratic behaviour has [...]

Britney Spears, who had the custody of her two children taken from her, has finally regained the right to visit her own children. According to CNN,
“Yes, she’s got visitation with the kids,” lawyer Anne C. Kiley told CNN in a telephone interview. “She had this weekend — from Saturday morning ’til Sunday at some [...]

On October 11th, Britney Spears stormed through the Neiman Marcus department store in Beverly Hills ranting about the judge overseeing her custody trial. After claiming a dressing room for the disabled for herself, Britney was allegedly overheard thrashing Judge Scott M. Gordon. According to Us Magazine, Britney supposedly said,
“I hate my judge,” Spears declared to [...]

Lance Bass, the ex-Nysnc member, is a gay man and decided to step out of the closet for the first time to his pal Britney Spears. You see, at that time, Britney Spears ended her marriage with her first husband and was in a desperate place and time. Lance decided that sharing his penis loving [...]

Here are Britney Spears pictures and as usual she’s wearing over sized sunglasses and carrying some sort of latte from Starbucks. The only thing unusual about these pictures are the fact that Britney Spears’s vagina is no where in sight. It’s a damn miracle. Want to know what else is a miracle? She is seemingly [...]

Britney Spears, who is set to have her new album “Blackout” released on October 30th, 2007, only co-wrote two of the twelve songs. According to Reuters,
While pop singers of Spears’ ilk usually leave the songwriting to the pros, she was credited on seven of the songs on 2003’s “In the Zone,” and five on 2001’s [...]

In these latest Britney Spears candids, Britney was caught showing off an immense amount of cleavage and carrying what appears to be a fur coat. I’m no style or fashion expert, but the fur looks real and a statement from PETA is sure to follow, which pretty much means we’re going to see a bunch [...]

 
Here’s a censored version of the latest Britney Spears upskirt pictures and honestly, it’s about time this girl invested in some panties. While her first vagina pictures were huge back in November 2006, it’s about time she realizes nobody wants to see her hanging flaps anymore. The roast beef is just plain old and she [...]

In Britney Spears’s quest for the custody of her two children, she decided to apply for a real live job to help her achieve her court ordered sobriety and to show she’s serious about her children. She wants to be a bartender. According to TMZ,
Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ [...]

Britney Spears, and her sister, Jamie-Lynn Spears, were confronted by a crazy fan who no longer wants Britney Spears to show her face around town. You can hear the fan screaming,
“Nobody wants you in this neighborhood”
The paparazzi’s came to Britney’s defense by telling the woman she’s a bitch, but Jamie-Lynn was the one who screamed [...]

Despite losing custody of her children earlier this week, Britney Spears missed her first supervised visit with her two children. On October 4th, 2007, Kevin Federline’s people were set to bring the kids by Britney’s house to visit. Both Britney and Alli Sims were awake and prepared for the 10 o’clock visit, but nobody showed [...]

Britney Spears lost custody of her children because she supposedly slept through two court ordered drug tests and on another occasion, refused to let the technicians come to her house. According to E! Online,
Twice-weekly random drug testing was one of the many provisions handed down Sept. 17 that would have allowed Spears to retain joint [...]

Britney Spears is allegedly the star of a non consensual sex tape filmed by a man she had sex with back in June and according to latest reports, the sex video is being held under lock and key because the mystery man was embarrassed of his poor sexual performance. According to In Touch,
He met Britney [...]

Britney Spears, who recently lost her children as per Judge Scott Gordon’s orders, has not let her “misfortune” get in the way of her daily life and beauty regiment considering Us magazine reported that she was spotted going to her favorite tanning salon shortly after dropping off her kids. However, this isn’t the reason why [...]

Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. Judge Scott Gordon, L.A. County Superior Court Judge, has issued the order that Kevin Federline will gain custody of the Spears-Federline children starting on October 3rd, 2007 12:00pm until further notice. In addition, According to TMZ,
Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take [...]

Joey Fatone, one of the singers from N’sync, has reached out to Britney Spears with hopes of helping her through her current problems. He tells ExtraTV,
“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.”
He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando.
“Britney call me, come [...]

Despite being ordered to partake in random drug testing, Britney Spears was out partying with Avril Lavigne until 2am at Club Winston’s and then Hyde in L.A. According to Daily Mail, an onlooker said,
“They kept bringing her shots and so they were drinking.”
“She was dancing on the tables trying to be really sexy, even putting [...]

Update: It is officially, Britney Spears has LOST CUSTODY of her children. Click to find out more
Britney Spears is set to lose temporary custody of her children due to the testimony of Tony Baretto, Britney’s former bodyguard, alleged Britney developed “nudity, drug and safety” issues after being released from Promises rehab facility. According to [...]

Britney Spears wants to be on the cover of Maxim. Apparently, the last time she graced the cover of a magazine (Rolling Stone 2003), she was a world renowned sex symbol and an object of desire for men and women, which is why she thinks a Maxim cover shot would be the answer to all [...]

Britney Spears has allegedly been banned from LA’s exclusive Chateau Marmont Hotel because she was “acting weird.” According to The Sun,
And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her face.
Wait [...]

With Britney Spears’s terrible 2007 VMA performance looming over her head, the chances of a come-back are looking grim. However, Timbaland, one of the most sought-after producers, has said he and Justin Timberlake would love to work with Britney as long as she picks up the phone and says “I’m Sorry.” According to ShowBuzz,
“She should, [...]

Britney Spears, after watching a video of her own performance, freaked out over how fat she looked. According to US Magazine,
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a [...]

I’m not quite sure who Chris Crocker is or why he loves Britney Spears this much, but I’m pretty sure he should seek help. Professional help. I’m not talking about doctors here, I’m talking about someone who is an expert with a sword because threatening someone with a sword is pretty much the best way [...]

Britney Spears performed her new song “Gimme More” for the 2007 Video Music Awards and to no surprise, she was terrible. However, could you blame her? Sarah Silverman tried to eat he children. According to Breathe Heavy,
Britney threatened to ditch her VMA performance just minutes before she took the stage. Want to know why? [...]

Britney Spears was spotted leaving an “In and Out” burger flashing her panties and fishnet stockings. With her new reemerging singing career now kicking into full swing, Britney is trying to show off her ability as an artist. While she was going for an “In and Out,” she flashed us her “In and Out,” which [...]

As expected, the publicity surrounding Britney Spears’s new music is huge. And, also as expected, all of the songs are terrible. However, as I recall, Britney has always been a performer first and a singer second. So, given how well versed Britney is nowadays, I wonder if instead of dancing she’ll shoot children out of [...]

Britney Spears’s new song “Cold as Fire” was leaked recently and the song is just as shitty as its’ title. Luckily I recently blew out my computer speakers. It’s a lot easier to throw headphones. I would proceed to listen to the song at your own risk and you can’t hold me accountable for any [...]

Britney Spears’s cousin/assistant, Alli Sims, and J.R. Rotem, the music producer, were served with a subpoena to appear in court for the custody battle between Spears and Kevin Federline. What began as an innocent night out, ended with Aaron Cohen, one of the “top security guys,” approaching both Sims and Rotem at 2:30am with subpoenas. [...]

Andrew Deetz, the photog that was allegedly attacked by Britney Spears’s bodyguard last Thursday, is filing a lawsuit against the pop train wreck because  he feels his  life has been threatened after Britney allegedly said, “I will kill you.” According to TMZ,
Britney herself threatened to kill Deetz and, according to his statement, said he should [...]

Five days before Britney Spears’s infamous head shaving incident, she was partying at Club One in New York city and after a conversation with the dancers, she decided to strip down to her thong and strip off her dignity. [The Sun]

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Once upon a time a music video with Britney Spears dancing on a stripper pole would have been one of the best things imaginable, but that was before she was a mother of two. Yet, here are pictures of Britney Spears stripping repulsing a countless number of people.
I apologize for low quality pictures, but they [...]

Britney Spears’s self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine turned out to be a complete disaster. The pictures were grotesque and the interview was disappointing or at least that’s what they say… According to TMZ,
Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of [...]

Britney Spears has supposedly written a poem, “Dear Mama,” where she details her extreme unhappiness for Lynne Spears. According to Star, the poem was reportedly given to Lynne alongside a set of legal papers. According to MSNBC,
In the poem, Spears lamented “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing [...]

Do you remember when Britney Spears attacked the white SUV with an umbrella? Well, she has sent a letter to X17 apologizing for her animal-like behavior. If you can’t read the above, the letter says,
Dear X17,
I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie [...]

With the Paris Hilton jail scandal winding down, there is rumor that a major film company is negotiating to create a Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan as the star and Britney Spears singing the soundtrack, reports the Daily Mail (via M&C).
Considering each major female in this movie has either been in rehab or jail, [...]

Britney Spears has reportedly attempted to save her marriage to Kevin Federline. According to the National Enquirer magazine, a source said,
“Britney called Kevin and told him ‘I’m not divorcing you! I want my family back!’ “
Even though Kevin had allegedly suspected Britney’s desire to hold the marriage together due to the prolonged divorce, he supposedly [...]

Britney Spears was spotted leaving a night-club last night in what appears to be a slut suit. She loses the tie and the button-down to wear a see-through shirt and a bra. Pure class. However, this is Britney Spears y’all. She was obviously wearing too much clothing and decided to remove her shirt in front [...]

Britney Spears, while in the changing room at Jill Roberts, decided to try on clothing without closing the changing room curtain, which left her naked and topless for the cameras. What some call an accident, I call Tuesday.
This was an obviousl ploy to steal some of Paris Hilton’s media attention. But in reality, who closes [...]

Britney Spears is allegedly set to file a restraining order against her mother, Lynne Spears, in an attempt to keep her mother out of her and her two son’s life. According to X17, the restraining order claims Lynne Spears regularly abuses prescription pain medication and should be kept away from Britney’s two children.
Good. They should [...]

Britney Spears stomped off the set of the photo shoot for her new perfume after getting upset for no apparent reason. According to Page Six,
“There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she’s coming out with and something happened,” a source says. “She got very upset and stormed out of the [...]

Despite being released from rehab 90 days ago, Britney Spears was caughht drinking “two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini” over this past weekend. According to US Weekly,
Sylvie Haines, tells Us Weekly, adding that “her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk.”
All Alcoholic’s Anonymous meetings begin with, “I haven’t [...]

Britney Spears loves the paparazzi and what better way to show it other than flipping them the finger? With her recently done finger nails, Britney decided to distract the viewer from her atrocious hair. It has been reported by a very reliable source, my imagination, that the rag doll she stole her hair from wants [...]

Here we go again… Britney Spears’s boobs are nearly escaping the front of her shirt. I understand the desire to be sexy, but come on! Leave some to imagination. The purpose of “sex appeal” is to appear sexy and unobtainable. This is why Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel consistently top the hot lists. We have [...]

While we should be no stranger to a Britney Spears upskirt (she does it daily), it still manages to take the gossip world by storm. Why people are so obsessed with regularly viewing an upskirt from Britney Spears is beyond me, but it is a perfect example of why people watched Fear Factor. “OH, look [...]

Tickets! Tickets! The day after Britney Spears was spotted with Kevin Federline, her other, very white-trash side, has managed to poke its head out once more, or in this case, its’ nipple. Sure Britney Spears may not be a traditional MILF, but she is sure hotter than any girl I’d ever get assuming I didn’t [...]

Regardless of who or where you are, there are certain rules that should be followed by every person in existence. Don’t wear a thong bikini (girls) or a Speedo (boys) to the beach. Unfortunately, Britney Spears was unaware of these rules and decided to let her flabby ass hang out of her thong bikini on [...]

Before you say anything, I want to assure you, these really are Britney Spears bikini pictures and I am just as shocked as you are. Somehow, in these pictures, Britney Spears is much sexier than she was three days ago. I just don’t understand it.
Absolute shock aside, does any one else notice that we almost [...]

Just when you thought Britney Spears was beginning to straighten her ass out, or well, I guess I never really thought that, but here she is as trashy as ever. While most people appear to be fully clothed, Britney Spears shows up wearing a busted bikini and a table cloth. Pathetic.

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A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif., tells TMZ she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney Spears’s short hair. Spears added several inches to her dome, which is still only about an inch long according to TMZ.
According to our source, Britney is scheduled for [...]

Britney Spears, who recently was topless on the cover of the National Enquirer, has allegedly got her nipple pierced, reports the National Ledger. Now the question is, how long until she accidentally releases nipple ring pictures on the internet?
If the nipple ring report is true, it appears Britney Spears is marketing herself more aggressively [...]

Britney Spears has been revealed as the public’s most overexposed celebrity. Encino, an internet based market research company who provides appeal rankings for more than 3,000 celebrities, has discovered that 72% of he US public believes Britney has been overexposed in 2007 and 25% believe she is talentless. According to the Chronicle, the Top [...]

Britney Spears, who shaved her head after a mental break down, has been sporting different wigs while her hair grows back. However, according to her backup dancer, Crisilla Crossland, it looks hot. According to the Chronicle, Crisilla said,
“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She joked [...]

The National Enquirer is reporting that just three days before Britney Spears shaved her head, she was allegedly sexually assaulted and hasn’ been the same since. In addition to a very public mental break down, Britney has been supposedly talking in ’strange voices,’ and roaming her house naked. According to the Chronicle,
Britney’s rep is denying [...]

Britney Spears topless pictures? What a perfect way to begin Wednesday.
The day after Britney Spears reunion concert, these very strange and awkward topless pictures surfaced on the internet. While I am unsure of these pictures are real, it definitely does appear to be Britney Spears topless acting like a yard gnome.
Britney Spears is covering her [...]

Britney Spears, as scheduled, performed in San Diego’s House of Blues yesterday, which is her first concert appearance as a mother of two. Unfortunately for both Britney and the people who paid $125 a ticket, the concert probably sucked.
When Britney Spears was the hottest thing in America, it was “OK” to dance around the stage [...]

Given the miserable rainy weather in New York, I’m feeling rather depressed. If it were nice out, I would be praising Britney Spears for losing all of that excess weight and complimenting her on her journey to becoming hot again, but as I said before, it’s raining.
Why is it that a woman’s weight fluctuates so [...]

With Britney Spears desire to create a “Tell-All” book blaming everyone for her life problems other than herself, comes both a recent nipple slip picture and an upskirt.
While Britney can attempt to blame Kevin Federline or Justin Timberlake for her alleged suffering self-esteem, the only person to blame for her consistent inability to dress herself [...]

Britney Spears, who recently went through rehabilitation, a divorce, and much public scrutiny, is allegedly planning to write a “tell-all” book to reveal all the secrets behind her relationships with both Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. According to the Chronicle,
A source told America’s Star magazine: “Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol [...]

The same day the above Britney Spears nipple slip pictures are leaked, the news breaks that Joe Simpson would love to manage Britney Spears’s career. Britney recently fired her manager, Larry Rudolph, who advised her to enter rehab, so Joe’s desire comes at a great time for both Britney and himself. According to Rush and [...]

With the recent exposure of Britney Spears’s abs, the last thing I would expect to hear is that she is drowing herself in a bottle alcohol, but alas, it’s Hollywood. According to the latest issue of In Touch, Britney Spears was spotted drinking a few glasses of wine at a friend’s Beverly Hills condo. According [...]

Damn! Britney Spears has abs! She has an ass too! This is absolutely shocking. If Britney is capable of looking like this shortly after her rehab stint, I’m beginning to think the unthinkable… A Britney Spears come-back may be possible.
For some reason, in these Britney Spears pictures, I have a feeling that they aren’t Britney. [...]

Is this an absolute miracle or what? Britney Spears looks presentable. In these pictures, Britney Spears was heading to the recording studio in Los Angeles most likely working on her new album.  However, given her look, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was desperately trying to convince recording studio experts to give her another chance [...]

If a waning reputation was bad enough, it appears, ever since Britney Spears has left rehab, her boobs have been dramatically decreasing in size. According to the Daily Mail, they allege the above photos illustrate the extreme decrease in size of Britney Spears’s breasts. Although I may not agree, I would imagine it is absolutely [...]

Britney Spears has allegedly fired her manager, Larry Rudolph. After several missteps over the past few months, supposedly, Britney Spears has blamed her manager and decided to terminate the multi-year contract. Although there is a possibility of legal ramifications, Page Six reports, “she just rehired her one-time p.r. woman, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, we’re sure it [...]

One would assume Britney Spears is joking, but is she really? In this X17 Online video, Britney is pretending as if she were a ditzy valley girl, but we all know it is an act. She’s obviously a hick, not a valley girl. Like, God!!
Update - It was brought to my attention the video [...]

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Britney Spears, as per usual, is pictured as if she were an uneducated monkey. Even though she has been losing weight at the dance studio, in these pictures she looks as if she hasn’t lost a pound. She better start drinking the sugar-free redbull or at least covering up a little [...]

Britney Spears, who may or may not be trying to relaunch her career, was caught leaving the dance studio by Flynet Online. In addition to a slimming face, Britney Spears was carrying a Redbull. Just remember, no sexism, no racism, no fat jokes… Just Dance.
Redbull? So that’s the secret… The bitch has wings and [...]

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital over a tooth-ache in one of her molars… Again. The same tooth-ache that hospitalized her this previous Sunday, has caused Britney enough significant pain, that she decided to go back to the hospital. One would think, after a painful tooth-ache, a person would go to the dentist. In [...]

Britney Spears, while attending Promises rehab facilitiy, supposedly lost 10 pounds and as That Other Blog reports, “She hasn’t looked this good in years.” After personally reviewing the photos, I would have to agree that she does appear to have lost weight, but she definitely has looked better. Do we even need to bring up [...]

Britney Spears and ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, are set to re-record the Marvin Gaye duet, “You’re All I need to Get By.” Although Spears and Timberlake were ex-lovers, Justin is willing to help Britney pull her life together now that she has finally graduated from rehab. According to the Chronicle,
“Britney was extremely touched that Justin had [...]

Did this cover piss off Britney Spears when it was published a little more than a week ago?
Britney Spears, who allegedly fixed herself in 4 short weeks at Promises Rehab clinic, has a team of British lawyers working to prevent the British magazines from publishing any more false allegations. In addition to the cease to [...]

Britney Spears, after 4 short weeks, has finally decided to bring a halt to her rehab adventure in Promises rehabilitation facility because she is cured. In what TMZ claims to be one of the biggest turnarounds in history, Britney Spears is supposedly fully cured and has even come to terms with her estranged soon to [...]

As a way to support Britney Spears, Break.com hosted a contest worth $1500 to the best video of someone shaving their own head. The funniest and most entertaining video would receive the prize. While each contestant feigned support in hopes of a $1500 paycheck, Break enmassed several videos of people buzzing their own hair. To [...]

Donald Trump, who recently slammed Rosie O’Donnell on every front, revealed to Extra his belief that Britney Spears is capable of staging a comeback. According to the National Ledger, Donald Trump said,
“I know Britney. She’s performed for me and she was always so nice. She was like the queen five years ago… it’s very sad [...]

Britney Spears, during her rebab stint in Promises rehabilitation facility, has reportedly found a significant lover. Apparently, Britney has fallen head over heels for Jason Filyaw, a fellow human being in need of help, and plans on moving in with him after they both leave rehab. According to National Enquirer,
“Britney adores Jason,” a friend of [...]

Isaac Cohen, the most recent man linked to Britney Spears, was absolutely shocked that she checked herself into rehab. Even though he hasn’t spoke to her in a month or since he divulged the intimate details of their relationship to News of the World, Isaac feels she could have pulled through without the help of [...]

Britney Spears, while at the Promises rehabilitation facility, allegedly admitted she has been struggling with Bulemia since she was 16 years old. While most men were busy drooling over Britney, Britney was spitting on the toilet. In addition to a supposed Bulemia problem, Britney was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and manic depression. According to the [...]

Britney Spears, in her absolutely unusual stroke of genius, allegedly attempted to commit suicide over the weekend. Twice! Apparently, once she learned Kevin Federline planned to file the papers in court to take custody of their two children, she absolutely lost it and, if the rumors are true, absolutely lost every chance possible to keep [...]

Britney Spears, during her late-night trip to Kevin Federline’s house, attacked an unsuspecting white… SUV (the SUV was definitely the victim). During her fit of rage, in the above picture, I can see the devil’s horns, which leads me to believe Britney may be the reincarnation of the anti-christ. Those horns were part of the [...]

Britney Spears, who has been in and out of rehab over the past week, has decided to give it a third shot. She checked herself into rehab again. According to People,
Mark Vincent Kaplan, a lawyer for Spears’s estranged husband, Kevin Federline, confirmed through a spokesman that the pop star has entered a treatment facility – [...]

Just like last week, Britney Spears, after 24 hours, allegedly checked herself out of rehab… Again, reports TMZ. The last time she did this, she decided to go bald and shaved her head, but what could we expect this time? Maybe she’ll donate an organ, pierce her face, or pull a Van Gogh and cut [...]

Despite everyone thinking Britney Spears lost her mind when she chose to go bald, she allegedly blamed lice for her rash actions. According to the Daily Mail,
She is reported to have complained to friends of a “strange itching” on her scalp, and said the “bugs” had “totally freaked me out”.
Since Lice are extremely easy to [...]

Britney Spears is now back in rehab. After her initial 24-hour stint in rehab, she left a new woman, or so we thought. After a weekend filled with debauchery, she shaved her head, went out partying, and got some tattoos, Britney may have finally decided it was time to re-evaluate her life. She checked herself [...]

Britney Spears and her newly shaved head was allegedly the joke of Paris Hilton’s birthday bash. Since Britney decided to go bald, she has avoided her regular party pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately for Britney, the spirit of her scalp was the center of attention. According to the Chronicle, a source said,
Britney was [...]

Britney Spears, who recently shaved her head, has prompted people around her presently and in the past, to begin speaking out about her situation. According to Jeanette Walls, Felicia Culotta, Britney’s ex-assistant said,
“I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her [...]

I can’t imagine anything worse after a night of self-loathing depression accompanied by binge drinking other than waking up next to a woman, believing it was a man, and wondering, “Why the fuck did Britney Shave her head?” as I tossed out the pop-star, who was attempting the come-back of the century, by publicizing [...]

Britney Spears, as Extra first reported, entered a rehabilitation facility located outside of the United States. However, TMZ has learned that she lasted 24 hours and decided to check herself out. She was obviously fully rehabilitated in the full day of hardcore rehabilitation. Was it Kevin Federline’s, the rabbi’s, or Justin Timberlake’s comments that she [...]

Justin Timberlake, who is currently on tour, was named the best international male solo artist at the Brit awards. Although he wasn’t present at the show to accept the award, in his video acceptance, he warned the audience the extreme danger of drinking. According to People,
“I’m very flattered. I’m actually on tour so I couldn’t [...]

Britney Spears requested a limited edition Heatherette clutch bag designed by Lydia Hearst, but she was turned down because of her recent escapades. Britney who has been seen exposing herself in varying states of undress was not deemed respectable enough to carry one of one-hundred Heatherette bags. According to Bang,
a source said, “Britney wanted to [...]

Despite the Rabbi’s desperate attempt at an intervention, Britney Spears still acts like a man in drag. The previous months in the world of Britney have been absolutely shocking. A Jewish intervention, or any kind of intervention for that matter, is absolutely needed. At this point, even the intervention from a recovering crack addict would [...]

Britney Spears, who seemingly has been on a complete downward spiral after flashing her vagina and disgusting thong all over the internet, has been targeted by a Rabbi for an intervention. According to Page Six,

Rabbi Boteach said: “Allow me to share with you a teaching of the ancient Rabbis.”Once you become a parent, Britney, life [...]

Kevin Federline, better known for his excessive partying while his ex-wife Britney Spears was pregnant, has attempted to take the moral high ground. The once hip hop wannabe superstar thinks his wife Britney should go to rehab. According to MSNBC,
“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a [...]

Britney Spears split with male model Isaac Cohen while citing absolutely nothing. However, the rumor floating around is, she did it for Justin Timberlake, who recently split with Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately for Britney Vagina Spears, according to the Chronicle,
A source close to Justin recently implied to TMZ that there was a slim chance that he [...]

Britney Spears, who is regularly seen either partying or playing with Sean Preston, has yet to release pictures of her second child, Jayden James. Is she holding out for money? Is the child deformed? Was it born with the face of a woman and the body of a man? According to MSNBC,
Navarre adds: “Some people [...]

Britney Spears, while on her quest for the largest comeback of this century, has decided to show her ability to mother her child Sean Preston. Unfortunately for her fans, taking care of her children doesn’t seem to include hygeine or doing your hair. So instead of seeing a glorious Britney Spears, we’re stuck with her [...]

Britney Spears’s number one fan site, WorldofBritney.com, decided to toss Britney aside because of their waning desire to follow her public debacles. Given her recent extremely public divorce, several upskirt pics, and rumors of a sex tape, World of Britney has finally decided to throw in the towel. According to the fansite, the founder said,
As [...]

Britney Spears Sex Tape:

After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor - for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and - upskirts. How [...]

Britney Spears, after her crotch was exposed, decided to be much more classy - she wore a bra and panties. Although this is typical wear for normal women, Britney accompanied her underwear with a see-through dress. Disgusting.
After a two year marriage ending, it would be very expected for a woman to explore her new found [...]

Britney Spears is not a sex symbol. Regardless of how many crotch shots, nipple slips, or underwear flashing she does, she is still out of her prime. Her bare ass wouldn’t even be the slightest bit arousing unless it was run through a couple of photoshop professionals. If this was a typical mid-life crisis for [...]

Britney Spears, who was recently contacted by Child Protective Services, has allegedly turned to several prescription drugs to help her through her life after divorce. According to the Chronicle, In Touch reports,
The source told In Touch Weekly magazine: “It looked like a pharmacy in there - I have never seen so many pills.
“There was a [...]

Kevin Federline, after the end of his 2 year marriage and flopped record, still has a positive outlook on life. According to USA Today, Kevin said,
“I am good, I am great, you know … just moving along, progressing and taking it all in stride,” the 28-year-old aspiring rapper tells E! News in an interview [...]

Does that look like a face who needs help?
The Los Angeles Department of Child Protective services has its’ sight set on Britney Spears, again. Britney, who has been mingling with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has been partying regularly instead of staying home with her two children. According to the Chronicle, the New York Post [...]

Britney Spears was spotted leaving a liquor store. Regardless of Rosy O’Donnell’s warnings to care for her children, Britney is still partying, exposing herself, and stripper pole dancing with Paris Hilton. According to MSNBC,
“Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source [...]

Britney Spears, after several alleged, well-planned upskirts, according to the Chronicle, is set to team up with Paris Hilton for a duet on Britney’s new album. In addition, Britney Spears’s vagina escapades was supposedly inspired by Paris Hilton according to Elliot Mintz, the Chronicle reported.
the 24-year-old Spears new style, which consists of wearing barely-there skirts, [...]

Update: Since the images were removed, I highly suggest you have a little Christmas Spirit and Check out this Girl Instead

Stastically, two thirds have been naughty this year

Britney Spears’s vagina has been the main source of interest across the internet over the last few days. Instead of having to look for the pictures, here is [...]

Kevin Federline allegedly cheated on Britney Spears with Kendra Jade. According to Star,
“Kevin and Britney were basically living apart by early October after they had a huge fight about his carousing,” the source says. “Kevin was staying at a friend’s apartment in the L.A. neighborhood of Studio City — and that’s where he and Kendra [...]

Quick Note: Britney Spears Flashed her Vagina AGAIN. What is with this girl?
The trio, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears have created quite a debacle over the last week. Britney Spears has decided to refrain from wearing underwear, Lindsay Lohan alleged Paris Hilton hit her, Lindsay claimed she and Paris were great friends, and [...]

Britney Spears is completely out of control. How can one woman possibly have this many crotch slips inside of a week - it has to be on purpose. Or maybe Britney Spears is that easy, which would explain how Kevin Federline managed to marry her. Who would have thought flashing photo copied one dollar bills [...]

Britney Spears, who recently was caught flashing her panties to the camera, has decided to go a step further - she allegedly ditched the underwear. After her divorce, not only has she mingled with the likes of Paris Hilton, she has decided to “become” Paris. Unfortunately, this can’t be positive for her pending custody battle [...]

Britney Spears really may have a sex tape. Shortly after her divorce, an alleged sex-tape of Britney was released, but it turned out to be a fake. However, David Hans Schmidt, notorious for brokering celebrity sex tapes, has claimed there is more to the story. Although the first tape was definitely fake, according to Star, [...]

After last weeks rumor of Britney’s Sex Tape, which was debunked, another one has arisen. Supposedly, Kevin Federline who now runs the risk of becoming completely broke after his flopped record, is trying to sell several home made tapes. One of the “tapes” is supposedly a sex tape. According to the National Ledger,
Federline is rumored [...]

Britney Spears, who recently filed divorce papers to break her marriage up with Kevin Federline, has an “iron clad” prenuptial agreement, but Kevin isn’t holding back. Not only is he requesting custody of the children, he feels entitled to 30 million dollars. According to Entertainment Wise,
However, he is claiming in his own divorce petition that [...]

One of the key aspects of war is to attack your enemy where they store their resources: their money, their weapons, their people. Britney Spears is a general, a tactician among young stars with the desire to hurt. She is offering pictures of her newest child, Jayden, for FREE. Now, since I am an expert [...]

Wednesday night, Kevin Federline performed at the House of Blues in Chicago. As expected, minimal people showed up to an event that was free of charge. With his pending divorce, battle for custody, and failing record on his mind, he still managed to keep himself thinking he was a legend. According to People, Kevin said [...]

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The video above was recorded on Monday, the day before the divorce papers were released. Ironic…
Michael K over at DListed received an interesting e-mail suggesting the divorce, the sex-tape, and the drama is actually part of an elaborate publicity stunt.

MK – Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends [...]

Britney Spears, who just filed for divorce, is now allegedly in a sex-tape (link is not safe for work). However, I’m not necessarily 100 percent positive the girl in the video is Britney Spears, but if it is, the lawsuit she filed against US Weekly was most definitely in vain - if the tape existed.
In [...]

**Update 5** Britney Spears’s Alleged Sex-Tape is RELEASED

Britney Spears’s, who just filed for divorce last night, divorce plot thickens. Best Week Ever managed to obtain the juicy details of the “ironclad prenup (mentioned earlier)” and the outlook is extremely bleak for Kfed.

Britney Spears keeps all of her money
The Malibu mansion will be divided 50/50
Any gift [...]

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Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. According to TMZ, the divorce is going to be ruthless - she is going to reinforce her “iron clad prenup,” request each party pay their own divorce legal/attorney fees, and requests custody of both children because of “irreconcilable differences.”
The excuse, “honey, I’m promoting my record (may [...]

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Britney Spears on David Letterman last night. [source]
Britney Spears’s libel lawsuit against US Magazine was thrown out by judge Lisa Hart Cole. Although US Magazine claimed there was a racy video of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, which may have been false, the judge ruled it was insignificant. According to the Chronicle
But Los Angeles Superior [...]

Kevin Federline, self-proclaimed legend, after having several of his concert venues canceled due to his inability to sell tickets, begged Webster Hall in NYC to not cancel his concert although he only had 300 fans show up in a room that can hold 1500. According to Star,
They were going to cancel this concert, but he [...]

Not Celebrity Related: What is better than celebrities? College girls making out.
Robbie Williams angers disabled groups. Pretty much the only group worth angering. Dlisted
Jake Gyllenhaal goes commando, lets penis flap in the wind. City Rag
Jennifer Aniston is Crushed by photographers, not Vince. Egotastic
Angelina Jolie is so hot she passed out. Hot Momma Gossip
Madonna has [...]

Britney Spears is attempting to help sell Kevin Federline’s albums by sponsoring a contest. The fan who helps sell the most albums will be allowed to party with the couple on October 31st, 2006, Halloween. According to Contact Music,
the couple are having a special CD release party on Halloween night to promote the aspiring rapper’s [...]

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to play Lesbian Lovers in the new movie about the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. For pictures visit (Egotastic)
Scarlett Johansson who is trying to shed her sex-kitten image, wanted to show her breasts in a recent filming of a PG-13 movie. For more information, check out (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears is high [...]

Kevin Federline, who was recently caught partying with three strippers in Las Vegas, banned Britney Spears from having any male dancers in her new, upcoming video. According to MSNBC,
[Kevin Federline] Insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she hired and replace them with females.
Federline who was, of course, once a [...]

Jessica Simpson use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground… Time [...]

In the eyes of the public, Kevin Federline isn’t worth the skin he occupies, but if he divorced Britney Spears, he is entitled to 10 million dollars. This may explain why he parties all night while Britney changes the babies’s diapers. According to Page Six,
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to [...]

Britney Spears, who recently gave birth to Sutton Pierce Federline, was stuck at home in Malibu last weekend while her darling and caring husband, Kevin Federline, took a private jet to Las Vegas with his pals to party at Tao’s 1 year anniversary. While Britney gave Sutton some milk on the beach, Kevin was off [...]

Madonna topped Britney Spears’s world record for highest paid female singer. Britney, who has held the record since 2001, was uprooted and thrown aside because her paltry 38 million could not withstand Madonna’s 50 million dollar onslaught. In another huge upset, Britney Spears was also replaced by Janet Jackson as the most searched for female [...]

The picture above is a metaphor of Kevin Federline’s music career. Jumped in head first and ended brains splattered on concrete.
Kevin Federline, after realizing his song, PopoZao, which debuted in January, was terrible or as Billboard magazine stated, “a monument to mediocrity,” decided to replace the song with a duet with his wife, Britney [...]

J.R. Totem, who recently met with Britney Spears to listen to her new tracks, was left astonished, even though he has worked with other musicians such as, 50 cent, Rihanna, Lil’Kim, and Paris Hilton. According to Hollywood Pulse,
He told MTV; “I was blown away to see Britney record in the studio. You hear this finished [...]

Sean Preston can be seen scoping out the paparazzi tents and campfires at the hospital where Britney Spears gave birth to Kevin Federline’s newest spawn. Although this news is insignificant, hopefully this means pictures of the new baby will be released soon. [pictures from X17Online]

According to Page Six, after the Matt Lauer interview, Britney Spears was less respected by 87 percent of the people who participated in a US Weekly poll. Although Britney was shocked, she decided to fire back with a phenominal idea of her own. She took professional pictures of herself and attempted to sell the pictures [...]

Before I you read on, this parody of Britney Spears crying on Dateline is hilarious.
After Britney Spears emotional breakdown on the Matt Lauer interview, Kleenex approached her to do a series of adverts for 3.6 million dollars. However, Britney decided to turn it down.
An insider said: “Kleenex thought it would help her tattered image if [...]

“What are you looking at mang? I have a plastic gun.”
After Britney Spears hired a new manny, Perry Taylor, as a bodyguard, Kevin Federline felt threatened by his presence. After the couple was reunited last week, the manny was reportedly put from a 24 hour a day pay check to hourly when needed because Kevin [...]

Kevin Federline, the official lapdog of Britney Spears, is thinking about running for office because of his dislike for Californian liberals. He wishes to take on Henry A. Waxman, who is an ultra-liberal and long-time democratic represenative. After cleaning up his act for ‘Item’ magazine,
Mr. Federline’s decision to run for office—a formal announcement is said [...]

While on ‘The View,’ Paris Hilton was asked what she thought of Britney Spears’s outfit while on the Matt Lauer interview. Her outfit consisted of a tight purple halter top and a mini-skirt. Paris said,
“I think she could have dressed much cuter… She should have worn a really cute maternity dress and she would have [...]

Britney Spears, keeping up with her great mother and parenting skills, decided to carry around Sean Preston, by holding him up by his arms. Several child care experts, teachmorelove.org and an uneducated chimpanzee, know how to hold a baby.
With your hands under baby’s arms, hold baby upright and help baby support weight on baby’s feet. [...]

Britney Spears is trying to cement her decline into a digusting abyss in stone so that her name will be remembered through time. Instead of trying to fix herself up, she allegedly decided to change Sean Preston’s diaper on the floor of a Victoria Secret, next to the cash register, in Mission Viejo, California. According [...]

Aww hun, I don’t wanna shower.
After several weeks of being apart, these are the first pictures of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Sean Preston in the same picture courtesy of X17, via TMZ.com.
This is convenient considering Britney just told Matt Lauer that their marriage is doing great. Is it just me or does it look [...]

Britney Spears allegedly claimed her marriage to Kevin Federline is doing great, but the paparazzi made her an emotional wreck. Along with denying the speculation that Kevin Federline lives in the basement, Britney also denied her bad parenting and reaffirmed the fact that she is trailer trash or redneck country woman.
I know I’m a good [...]

Madonna supposedly has ended her friendship with Britney Spears because she gave up Kabbalah. Madonna has also requested Britney give back the 12th century Kabbalah book, which was a wedding present. A source told Britain’s Hot Star magazine,
Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture [...]

Britney Spears, after giving up Kaballah, has decided to look torwards Christianity for guidance with regard to her rocky relationship with Kevin Federline. Her family allegedly has hired a Christian life coach to help her through her emotional troubles, reports Extra TV.
I never knew one can change what they believe in as if they were [...]

Kevin Federline has allegedly been filing for several credit card applications on the back of Britney Spears’s fortune. Kevin, the divorce genious, decided he would rack up as much debt as possible to help him prepare for the future where he will be broke and alone in some alley or with Shar Jackson. According to [...]

After doing a voice in ‘Over the Hedge,’ Avril Lavigne decided she was going to put her music career on hold to try and pursue a career in acting. She said,
I like more serious roles. I can see myself in something like ‘Girl Interrupted.’ I would enjoy doing a film on the darker side, something [...]

Kevin Federline’s new album release is due in August 2006. He decided to celebrate and promote by acting a lot less like inbred white-trash and act as if he were a gentlemen or a model. Not only does Kevin Federline look like a human being, he can actually pass for a respectable man, but thankfully [...]

The other day, while Britney Spears was shopping in Malibu, Sean Preston was caught chewing on a potential choking causing piece of paper. I don’t really understand why Britney is so oblivious to her son’s safety. Although, the media is making a bigger deal out of this than necessary because I use to chew on [...]

Britney Spears threw Kevin Federline into a “self-contained “bachelor” flat in the basement of their Californian mansion,” because she found him “lounging around while drinking and smoking dope.” A source said,
She wanted to wait, but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn’t see how she can make it work.
Their relationship has totally broken [...]

Britney Spears’s pals reports that she barely sees Kevin Federline. A source said, ever since Britney announced her second child, 10 days ago, Kevin Federline has been MIA. She even spent mothers day alone, home, with the company of her 8 month son, Sean Preston, instead of being with KFED.
KFED isn’t the only thing Britney [...]

Britney Spears: Kevin Federline just won’t understand that he is terrible at rapping. I could just cry.
Kevin Federline: Honey, yo check this -
I live life like a King
I was extra stoned
Kevin Federline -
I come tight with every rhyme
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine
This marijuana got me heavily sedated
Im Kevin Federline
America’s most hated
Britney [...]

Britney Spears was recently attacked by the media again for endangering Sean Preston for positioning him in the car seat wrong in the backseat (pictured above). Although this is against the law in some states, Britney’s publicist said,
There is no law in California requiring rear-facing car seats
California Highway Patrol confirms that Britney did not break [...]

Britney Spears was caught walking around with another man. By the looks of it, he has flaming red hair, muscles, and a large nose. He also likes to carry the baby, which leads me to believe he may be the new nanny after she fired her last one, but who ever heard of a male [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] may be pregnant and talentless, but she is determined. Britney said,
Yes I would go nude. And I’d love to play a superhero. That would be really cool.
She is going to tap the last part of her fizzled career that would make her some money; strip on screen to show her devotion as an [...]

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[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] confirmed that she was pregnant on the [tag]David Letterman[/tag] show. I can’t say the celebrity gossip world is surprised, but I can say she is just reassuring that she never has a career again. Although, she has hired acting coaches, but her ex-coach didn’t think she had talent. On the bright side, [tag]Kevin [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag]’s ex-acting coach labeled her “talentless and spoiled,” after he was dismissed because of two unsatisfactory sessions at her Malibu home.  The acting couch tells the Daily Mirror,
Britney’s no better or worse than any newcomer to acting. The big difference is, she’s into shortcuts. She kept telling me to skip elements of the course [...]

Britney, im makin’ a stand. I don’t need no baby sitta.   
[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] has hired a baby sitter to take care of [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag]. An insider said,
That’s why she hired a babysitter — a person who will keep Kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her
Britney Spears hired a baby sitter by mistake. She may [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] next child is allegedly a girl, reports In Touch Weekly.  In Touch also reports that the baby is due sometime in October.
I don’t necessarily believe this because In Touch doesn’t always have correct information and I don’t know how they would be allowed this exclusive when there is still controversy over whether or [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag]: Honey can you please change the diaper?
KFED: No mang, I gots to work on some beats.
Britney Spears: I’m doing the laundry just change the diapers!
[tag]KFED[/tag]: Look at my fingers. These are for you. I’m KFED. represent.
Britney Spears: Alright, can you at least strap him in the high chair?
KFED: POPOZAO. I’m going to be [...]

[tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] likes to chime (from time to time) in with his intellect and worldly knowledge. He recently slammed [tag]Jessica Simpson[/tag] and [tag]Nick Lachey[/tag] for getting a divorce. [tag]K-fed[/tag] is against divorce. He was quoted as saying,
My situation is different. I ain’t gettin’ no divorce. Fuck that! I don’t believe [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] may sue the creator of the high-chair she uses because Sean fell out of it. After the story broke out that Sean Preston fell off the high-chair and cracked his skull open, Britney has received a lot of heat from the press and authorities. She was even visited by Department of Children and [...]

As the baby approaches Earth, [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] has started holding seminars for people who will come in contact with the baby. He was quoted on saying,
We have been doing seminars so that everybody in the family understands what Kate’s going through and for Kate to understand it. We have also been studying what [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] needs help. Psychiatric help? No, help from her mother Lynne Spears. After the traumatic event of [tag]Sean Preston[/tag] diving off of his high chair into the ground, Britney needs help. She needs support from her mother. A source told Britains Daily Star, “Britney needs her mum more than ever. The events of the [...]

ET reported that a represenative of The Department of Children and Family services called and requested a deputy to accompany them on their trip to [tag]Britney Spears[/tag]’s home. This was prompted because Sean Preston was taken to the hospital after he was dropped. The doctors discovered he had a fractured skull and a blood clot [...]

Above is a collage of Britney Spears at her worst that we created. If you think you’ve got a better caption for any of the photos, drop us a comment. Click on the image to view the enlarged version.
[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] has fallen off. The one time pop princess was once rated #1 in [...]

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] is set to make a comeback sometime this decade. After deciding to flush her career down the toilet by marrying [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] and producing offspring, the Pop Princess is eager to make a return to the music world. She was quoted as saying,
I belong out there. There’s a huge lull.
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[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] and [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] have a midget fetish. It is reported that, at [tag]Kfed[/tag]’s birthday party at the Tao in Las Vegas, Britney Spears had two midgets carry out the birthday cake. Also there was a performance from a Cher look alike and a Sunny Bono look alike, except Sunny was a midget as [...]