I don’t know what it is about Brenda Song but I can’t get enough.  I want to start a small village with her and wear one of those straw hats.  Then I’ll grow one of those long thin moustaches and drink sake all day long while she washes our clothes in the river behind the house.  Doesn’t that sound romantic Brenda?  Give me a call, all that can be yours.

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Brenda Song stars on one of those horrible Disney channel shows. She’s also done a spectacularly bad Disney Channel movie. She has done one thing right though, look hot. Although she looks like someone that would send you to prison, she’s actually 20. She sounds like a loads of fun too.

Song turned 20 on March 27, 2008 and spoke out against becoming another wild Hollywood star. “Besides Hollywood grand-openings and award shows, I try to stay away from the parties. It’s so easy to be swept away from that whole scene because it’s expected of you. I’ve never drank or smoked in my entire life, but I’ve seen 15-year-olds drinking and smoking and I just think that’s gross.”

You know happens to girls who never drink or smoke then go off to college? They end up as porn stars. This girl is going to explode in a huge display of rebellion and I’m going to be there to clean the mess up. Its my duty as a fan.