Brandon Davis isn’t a celebrity. At least Paris took a few inches for fame. The only inches Davis has ever taken was to his waste. Recently Brandon Davis was at his brother’s wedding reception the other day. According to Page Six, he was:

Getting into a huge fight with his dad. Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception.

At his brother’s wedding reception? You have to be a real low life scum to do that. If he made a toast insulting his brother, even that would be forgivable as long as he didn’t offend the bride. Knocking over tables and fighting with your pops? There is only one way out of this Bran-dome, sucking down nine cold hard inches and saying goodbye… to your reservations on gay porn. Suggested titles include:

Oil Heir Buys Round of Lube Jobs

Bring the Heat, Brandon’s got the Oil

Fire Crotch Vs. Oil Balls: Let Love Burn!

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Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for new age hippies who prefer cocaine to marijuana

Paris Hilton recently claimed to have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. She told Britain’s Top of the Pops magazine,

I think Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy and I love her

This is entertaining because, Egotastic showed they would barely look at each other. The bottom line is, Paris is trying to recover after Brandon Davis made the public spectacle of Lindsay Lohan smashing. Also, what is with Paris and admitting her same sex crushes this past week. She also said she had one on Kimberly Stewart. I hope this is all in preparation for another sex tape.

Lindsay Lohan going to David Letterman:

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Even though Brandon Davis issued an apology for his drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay is not satisifed. Lindsay’s lawyer’s supposedly sent Brandon a letter asking for a video apology to Lindsay and a charitable donation of 250,000 dollars of Lindsay’s choice because the original apology was, as a close source said,

too little, too late

Brandon obviously wouldn’t care about the money considering he is a billion dollar heir, but a video apology should be interesting. If he doesn’t do the apology, I hope there is a video of him reading the lawyer’s letter. “I have to do what… I’m Brandon Davis. I am a very important person and magnificent.”

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Mischa Barton, after being killed off ‘The OC,’ has not done anything that is even worth while to mention, but her ex, Brandon Davis on the other hand, is launching a new line of designer jeans with the Italian compnay, Replay. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a multiple sclerosis charity, which was set up by Bradon’s mother (momma’s boy’s mother does the work). Mischa should be upset that the spoiled rich boy she brought into the lime-light is taking over while she just stands aside carrying some bags, she most likely found in some unattended dumpster.

Here are some more pictures of Mischa garbage picking:

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