“If we all use credit cards, we don’t need money anymore and we will all be free from money.”

Bono has received knighthood for all the good he has done in Africa. You won’t be able to call him “sir” because he still isn’t a British citizen. What boggles my mind is that he is from Ireland and I thought the Irish resented the British for the years of abuse. I guess “Bloody Sunday” is only a song to sing when drunk. Tony Blair had this to say:

I’ll leave it to others far more knowledgeable than me to talk about U2’s music – all I’ll say is that, along with millions of others right across the world, I’m a huge fan.

Someone is fishing for an autographed photo! Bono had this to say:

An award like this actually really helps me get through a few doors I wouldn’t get through and that’s the truth, that’s the way the world is.

I wonder how Bono calling to speak to a world leader would go, something like this:

Bono: Hi, this is Bono?
Secretary: Who?
Bono: Bono from U2. Can I speak to Mr. Humugabe (president of Africa)
Secretary: Hold Please. (Switches to president’s line) Sir, Bono is on the phone.
Humugabe: Who?
Secretary: Bono from U2. They sing that song, “Beautiful Day.” They have that guy who still calls himself the Edge. Bono is a knight now.
Humugabe: Oh he is? Tell him this: I DON’T NEED SOME ASSHOLE FROM A BAND TELLING ME HOW TO RUN AFRICA!

Guest post by: OverAdulthood