Bikini Pictures pictures and gossip

Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and TV presenter and apparently she’s in movies.  She must be up for an award because we all know that the big stars always appear in skimpy bathing suits.  I don’t know where I was going with this.  I’ll just let you look at the pictures because let’s face [...]

This hot vixen is Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis.  She spent the 4th of July on the beaches of Miami making all the other women jealous. Some of you may say that Elisabetta is too thin but I think she’s just right.  You can take her out to eat and you won’t have to worry [...]

Caroline D’Amore took her bony ass to get waxed recently because that swimsuit is awfully small around the crotchal region if you know what I mean.  Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore?  She’s one of those chicks who live in LA that don’t do anything because their dads have loads of money.  She also enjoys [...]

When you think about skinny chicks with amazing bodies, who do you think of?  Marisa Miller?  Alessandra Ambrosio?  Those are good choices but you should probably start putting Melissa Satta up there because this woman’s body is nuts.  You know what else you should think about?  Not wearing socks with sandals.  What’s up with that [...]

Adele Silva and her less attractive friend can be laughing about one of these 4 options.  Let’s see if you can figure out which one.

A funny 18th Century Haiku which highlights the tragic fall of the historic Roman Civilization.
One of them farted in the water and it made bubbles
The fact that you or I will [...]

Pornstars are fun because they act like whores and don’t wear alot of clothes.  Then they act all crazy and sexy because they crave the attention.  The best part is that you can always see then doing the nasty whenever you like.  Imagine if you could do that with any woman you meet.  I don’t [...]

Mya really hasn’t been relevant for a while.  So of course with all her free time, why not hit the beach in Barbados.  Why is it Barbados the place to be if you’re a singer.  Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Mya, they all go there.  It’s weird because you don’t see Michael Bolton hanging on the beaches [...]

One of the best parts about bikini season is the bevy of big breasted bimbos that flock to the beaches to try and get noticed.  They hope this can launch them into an illustrious acting career, but in reality they end up filming a porno in the back of a van.  Since Natalia Bush is [...]

I’m assuming Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian because of her name.  I dont know what the deal is but I’ve been seeing alot of hot Italian women in bikinis lately and it’s making me wonder what the hell is going on over there.  Maybe the Derek Hail staff needs to take a trip over there and [...]

Thank You Brazil once again for giving us hot supermodels.  Anna Beatriz-Barros reminds us that even though Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are both long gone, one being pregnant and the other being engaged, that there will always be a steady stream of supermodels coming up from the south.  Now, if only just one of [...]

Oksana Andersson is the wife of a soccer player so of course she’s got to have huge fake boobs and love to go topless on the beach and make all the guys jealous.  I don’t understand why soccer players are getting all these hot women.  I used to play soccer and I had no groupies.  [...]

Everytime I see Colleen McLoughlin in a bikini, it’s always blue.  It’s a pretty useless observation but she’s pretty useless so…  You know what else is useless?  The Wendys 99 cent Menu.  You always end up spending like 6 or 7 bucks ordering from that thing anyway.  Extra Fries?  Extra Burger?  Sure, it’s only 99 [...]

Try and guess which one of these is more famous.  One is a old retired model who can probably still get work because she looks like she’s stayed in decent shape.  The other like to eat Greyhound busses as an afternoon snack.  Have you figured it out?  You’re clever!

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I know this is totally off topic and random, but I stumbled upon a gallery of women dressed up like Wonder Woman.  Luckily there are no fat chicks dressed up and most of the women are pretty attractive.  It’s rare that you don’t find a fatty thrown in there.  Fattys love to dress up in [...]

Jesica Cirio has got a tough life.  She has to walk around runways with barely any clothes on while old guys check out her ass and yell obscenities at her.  Now, she’s forced to hear cyber cat calls from the likes of perverts like you.  What has Jesica done to deserve this aside from have [...]

Do you think these girls rival Kim Kardashian for the nicest ass?
Paloma Fiuza is from Brazil, the land of plenty when it comes to beautiful women.  There is something in the air down there because you can walk down the street and see supermodels in everyday clothes.  You also see penis eating trolls, but with [...]

Another plump behind goes for a walk on the beach as summer quickly apporaches.  This time it’s attatched to Alicia Douvall.  She’s one of those British Glamour models who takes her top off for a living.  It’s a noble career choice, right up there with Head Burger Maker at Wendy’s.  Once you make it to [...]

There’s really no reason to show you pictures of Alessia Marcuzzi.  She’s an ex-model who’s boning an english football player and that’s about it, but it’s a slow day and there isn’t anything going on so that is exactly what I will do.  Enjoy the MILF ass spectacular!

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Danity Kane is an interesting group of women.  On one hand they have crazy good bodies, on the other If I had to pick one of them I don’t know which it would be.  Do you pick the short sassy one with no curves?  Do you pick the blonde with big boobs but a face [...]

Gemma Atkinson’s career is pretty straightforward.
Step 1 - Stay Hot.
Step 2 - Wear a Bikini.
Step 3 - Hook up with famous football players.
That’s pretty much it.  She’s mad a whole career by following those three steps.  Keeley Hazel has done the same thing, only she goes topless.  Keeley also gave us a sex tape.  Granted, [...]

Who knew Sarah McLachlan had a pretty decent body for a mom? Ive only really heard a few of her songs and they were ok but I couldn’t imagine buying a whole cd of her stuff, mostly because I’m a dude.  Ladies, if you walked into a guy’s apartment and found a few Sarah McLachlan [...]

Bianca Gascoigne gives us a bikini booty lineup as she welcomes summer.  This is what living in a beach town is all about. Each year, bikini clad women hit the beach and sun themselves.  Sometimes those “women” are the size of small restaurants (and smell the same), but you take the good with the bad.  [...]

With a name like Laura Vandervoot, I would think this chick would be wearing a top hat and monocle, but instead she’s flashing me her ass in a bikini.  I think she’s doing some kind of photoshoot because I see cameras and no beach.  I think there might be a boat involved too.  I’m also [...]

Not gonna lie here, I have no clue who Blake Lively is or even why she’s famous, but here she is in a bikini.  You see, I don’t need a reason to post a hot chick in a bikini, especially when they have such a nice backside.  I do no research, I don’t care who [...]

The Hawaiian Tropic 2008 Competition has turned into a Stripper contest.  I dare you to find one of the following girls who has a degree in something other than “Dancing” or a girl who isn’t hoping to win the competition and use the winnings to take their kid to Disney World.  When someone goes to [...]

Colleen McLoughlin has the good life.  She’s dating a famous athlete and when she has time, she manages to lie around and do nothing.  It’s a tough day’s work for a hot chick.  I swear if I had a pair of boobs I would do nothing all day.  Then for about an hour each night [...]

Hot Damn! Giorgia Palmas in a bikini is pretty much the best way to start a morning.  Even though these pictures may be a bit old, does it really matter?  I could post nude pictures of Steve Martin right now and it still wouldn’t be enough to overpower Giorgia’s perfect backside.  Thank you Italy.  [...]

I don’t think anyone knows who Naomi Millbank is so I did some research.  Apparently she is going to be playing the role of “Price’s Groupie 2″ in the 2009 epic “Gangster Kittens”.  Look out Hollywood!  Naomi is bringing the thunder!  By thunder I mean she’s bringing her enormous breasts and tight abs.
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With the release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue we always get at least one female sports star who poses in a bikini.  In the past we’ve had horrible people take part like Serena and Venus Williams (I’m still not convinced that they don’t have penises).  This year however we get a reasonably attractive Danica [...]

Ugh.  It’s sad when an ass starts to fall apart.  Kelly Rowland’s backside isn’t bad.  Don’t get me wrong, she still looks pretty good in a bikini, but things are starting to head south.  I’ve actually met Kelly Rowland and she’s hot in person but a chick this skinny shouldn’t really have cellulite.  She’s got [...]

The 2008 Lingerie Bowl was canceled because they didn’t have the “correct permits in time”. Whatever. It was canceled because no one watches it. Normally, hot chicks in lingerie is something I would be interested in, but hot chicks in lingerie who are covered in pads and playing bad football doesn’t turn [...]

If I had to choose anyone from Rush Hour 3 to see in a bikini, I would choose Jackie Chan.  I love asians.  My second choice obviously, would be Roselyn Sanchez.  Today, that wish came true.  Unfortunately, she’s with a douchebag.  Lucky for you I managed to cut him out as much as I could. [...]

I love it when chicks wear white bikinis.  It’s almost like a free pass to see them naked.   What I don’t like is when those chicks are over the age of 40.  I must admit though, Carla Bruni looks damn good for an old broad.  An old broad that takes care of herself is really [...]

This is the back of Le Call. She’s Owen Wilson’s supermodel girlfriend. Now granted, she does look pretty good but who names their kid “Le Call”? Go with it people, it’s the holidays. I’m running on empty here.

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Reese Witherspoon bikini pictures are 100 percent unexciting. However, what she lacks in sexiness, she makes up for in maternal instinct. Do you see her kid? It looks like she’s drowning yet Reese has a huge smile on her face. Mother of the year award please.
Also, after further examination, these Reese Witherspoon bikini pics may [...]

Brooke Burns, better known for her role in Baywatch, was spotted wearing a bikini recently and it really is as unexciting as it gets. However, these do qualify as celebrity bikini pictures, and this is why I am required to post them, but I want you to know I don’t like it.

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Earlier today I mentioned the only way the beach volleyball movie “Green Flash” would be interesting was if my pants were around my ankles and the screen was filled with half-naked women who were not able to speak. After this latest set of Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures, I believe my wish is going to come [...]

While on the set of the Beach Volleyball film “Green Flash,” Kristin Cavallari was hiding her breasts in a tight blue bikini underneath a skimpy wife beater. With a name like “Green Flash” and a plot line about beach volleyball, you’d think we would at least be able to see the women in a bikini, [...]

Carmen Electra was spotted in Malibu wearing two different bikinis on the same day. Assuming she didn’t soil herself in the ocean, I can’t think of one reason as to why Carmen would switch bikinis. And, even if she did soil herself, I’m sure the salt water would take care of the mess. So, Carmen. [...]

The onslaught of celebrity bikini pictures begins to pour in and it’s my duty to post them all. Instead of doing an individual article for each set of bikini pictures, I decided to combine them all here to make it much easier.
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Not even a full week after being released from jail, Paris Hilton was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui. This must be her plan to prove to the world that she is good hearted and compassionate. However, where are the starving the children? The endangered animals? The only thing I see is an ex-con trying [...]

What a beach! Celine Dion, despite being pictured in a bikini, really is an unlikeable person. Even though I’m impressed by these Celine Dion pictures, the thought of her pompous attitude sickens me. Oh, and, as usual, this is based off of absolutely nothing, but I think she’s hiding a small child in that red [...]

Regardless of who or where you are, there are certain rules that should be followed by every person in existence. Don’t wear a thong bikini (girls) or a Speedo (boys) to the beach. Unfortunately, Britney Spears was unaware of these rules and decided to let her flabby ass hang out of her thong bikini on [...]

Danielle Lloyd is one of the British models I feel obligated to write about because I have nothing better to do other than to scout less than popular models for semi-revealing pictures or in this case, bikini pictures. One of the other reasons I like upcoming female stars is because you never know when they [...]

Being a stunning young-man, like myself, comes with many assumptions such as once you turn 40, your filed under the “I have to pay for sex” category, but Heather Locklear is proof that not all assumptions are correct. She was born in 1961 and still looks hotter in a bikini than most of her extremely [...]

Before you say anything, I want to assure you, these really are Britney Spears bikini pictures and I am just as shocked as you are. Somehow, in these pictures, Britney Spears is much sexier than she was three days ago. I just don’t understand it.
Absolute shock aside, does any one else notice that we almost [...]

Although Beyonce bikini pictures are nothing new to the avid readers of this website, (remember Beyonce in Sports Illustrated?) they are still sexy. Unfortunately, the quality of these pictures are low, but the main idea is obvious - boobs, ass, and a pool I wish I was in.

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Before I begin any praise of Sharon Stone and her hot beach body for an older woman, I want to clarify one thing. I hate Sharon Stone and she has absolutely destroyed every movie or tv show she has ever appeared in. Thankfully, in these latest bikini pictures, she can neither speak nor act. Now, [...]

Is it me or is Pamela Anderson actually sexy in these latest bikini pictures? While any of the frontal shots are pretty blurry around her facial region, the one thing that stands out in the fray is her enormous pair of breasts - they’re practically bigger than her head.
While I’m unsure as to whether or [...]

This is by far the best week I have ever had in the world of celebrity gossip and it keeps getting better. In the latest issue of GQ magazine, Jessica Alba is wearing some of the sexiest bikinis I have ever seen her wear and I love it.
In addition to these sexy bikini pictures, Jessica [...]

Vanessa Minnillo, while at the Atlantic Hotel in the Bahamas, was showing off her sexy body. I know I said yesterday that I was disappointed with Vanessa, but after these new pictures, she isn’t that bad. Unfortunately, she is one of the most boring things to stare at, which is why I am at a [...]

The bikini pictures today just are never going to stop.
Unfortunately, as a complete surprise, Vanessa Minnillo is not nearly as sexy as I once thought she was. Do you see her in these pictures? She is obviously without make-up and her face just isn’t sexy for a celebrity. However, if she were a normal girl, [...]

Is today the absolute best day for bikini pictures or what?
Jessica Alba, while doing a photo shoot on the beach, is wearing a wet t-shirt and showing off her absolutely perfect body in a bikini. Although they may not be as gratifying as a nipple slip, it’s Jessica Alba - she’s the sexiest woman in [...]

Nicole Scherzinger, while vacationing in Hawaii, decided to look as sexy as possible in these bikini pictures. While her star status is somewhere around the Z-List, her body is magnificent.
In the spirit of summer, we all need to take time to appreciate bikini pictures from all of the celebrities. DerekHail.com doesn’t distinguish between A list [...]

Is a Lindsay Lohan nipple slip a complete surprise at this point in her life? Not really, but, in these latest bikini pictures from the Bahamas, Lindsay Lohan’s nipple came out for air.
As trashy as DerekHail.com thinks Lindsay is, I’ll never get tired of her in a bikini because she has one of the most [...]

With summer fast approaching, women in Hollywood, or well, women in general, are rushing to strip their clothes off to show off their hard work and to leave men scratching themselves like wild gorillas in awe.
Leticia Cline, a Ducati Girl, is absolutely gorgeous in these bikini pictures and topless photos. As a matter of fact, [...]

While the consensus around the celebrity gossip world is, “Who the Hell is Amanda Harrington,” I decided to explain in four words, the absolute best description possible. “Hey Babe, Nice Rack.”
More seriously, she is supposedly some model, from some country, and her picture was taken on some beach while she wore a bikini, and we [...]

Kate Bosworth really has managed to turn her skeletal profile in the opposite direction. The lure of anorexia is a woman’s desire to be skinny, but what I still don’t understand, and will never understand, is how an anorexic looks at themselves in the mirror. Don’t they realize they’re withering away into nothing? Come on [...]

Kate Bosworth, although previously shown as an alleged anorexic seven months ago, seemingly gained some weight. After a disgusting glimpse down Kate’s shirt, the celebrity gossip army began calling  her all sorts of names including Skeletor and Bosworth Bones. However, in these bikini pictures, although she is still by no means a sexy woman, she [...]

With summer fast approaching, I realized I have not posted sexy bikini pictures in quite some time, but thankfully, Alessia Ventura is here to save the day. While I have not seen her in any of the shows she hosted, wearing a hot bikini is a sure-fire way to grab my attention.
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Can you believe that Abigail Clancy was kicked off America’s Next Top Model? The judges are either blind or hate hot girls. In these bikini pictures, Abigail is definitely the sexiest woman in the world. Although, I hate the color green and think she should ditch her bikini. Yea, you caught me… I just want [...]

Although these Natalie Portman bikini pictures are rather dull, a person’s imagination can do wonders. As far as I’m concerned, she is actually naked in some of these photos. Sure, she has these strange patches of black skin, but she’s nude. I swear!
Does anyone else miss her bald head? I know I do.

Lisa Marie Scott, wet and almost naked, standing by the pool are perfect pictures for any morning, unless of course your wife or girlfriend dislike you objectifying women.
Also, I am by no means a private investigator, but what is with all the beautiful Scotts in the world? With April Scott in the new Dukes of [...]

Abigail Clancy is better known for her attempt at becoming America’s Next Top Model, but she was removed. After looking at these bikini pictures, I have decided that America’s Next Top model is great show - how could they remove this girl? What am I missing?
The fact that Abigail wasn’t good enough to win really [...]

Brooke Hogan, the daughter of the Hulkster Hulk Hogan, is no stranger to revealing pictures, but in her latest bikini photos, she has managed to tone down the post-op transsexual look while turning on the I’m getting fat as I get older look. To be mistaken for a different sex is terrible and all, but [...]

Evangeline Lilly, while at the beach, had a little issue with her black bikini. It fell down. Fortunately, we have the pictures. Unfortunately, she isn’t showing off her right side. What seemed like an ordinary day surfing, turned into the buzz of the celebrity gossip world and an exposed ass. What it must feel like [...]

What we have here is some crack! And, the best part, you can’t get arrested for this, unless of course, the guy did that to an unwilling participant. However, in this case, Fergie and her fiancee, Josh Duhamel. Like any self-respecting male, we like to see what our spouse or girlfriend looks like with a [...]

Now available, on the cover of, Animal Grin Weekly, Kirsten Dunst flaunts her ferocious smile. In addition to her gnarly grill, Kirsten proves that even animalistic human beings know how to smoke cigarettes and flip the middle finger. Sure, she’s on vacation and wishes to be left alone, but the Discovery Channel is filming a [...]

With February coming to an end, I realized what a pathetic month this has been for bikini pictures. Sure, Sports Illustrated released their swimsuit issue, but the over-done, over photoshopped, pictures of models just doesn’t do it for me. I like candids. Bikini candids!
Anyway, since there has been a shortage of decent candids lately, these [...]

Sure. He’s on his knees, but he most definitely is not proposing. The pink-warrior’s manly, overbearing grip is powerful enough to bring any man down - I’m in pain just looking at these biceps. While most women try to look dainty and sexy in a bikini, Pink has brought I”m a female body-builder to a [...]

While most women are busy worrying about becoming a size 0, staring at pictures of burly men make me realize that I should probably get off my ass and stop blogging. However, thankfully I have this full length mirror to keep myself on track - I’m already perfect, no need for exercise. So, let me [...]

Unfortunately, the overload of celebrity bikini pictures in January 2007 did not keep up for February. Although there have been some great pictures thus far, there just has not been that any of them. Thankfully, Katie “Jordan” Price, has broke this dry spell of bikini pictures. Enjoy.

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Dare I say it… Tara Reid actually looks okay in these bikini pictures. A little less alcohol, a little less flab, and a little less skank does wonders. Unfortunately, I still remember where she came from - she seemed to fall on her face regularly. So, unless she was trying out for a building demolition [...]

Have I mentioned how awesome the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is? Marissa Miller deserved the cover much more than Beyonce. I may just be partial to blondes, but, Marissa is just a better looking woman than Beyonce.

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As I stated previously, I still find the chuck-it to be worthless, but I have come to understand its’ advantages for dog owners. However, it still looks ridiculous - even if you are a Victoria Secret super-model. I mean, if I had as much money as Gisele Bundchen, I would make mine of platinum and [...]

Tricia Helfer may not be an A-List actress, but she sure is an A-plus in a bikini. If you can name one movie this girl was in, without using IMDB, i would be very surprised. Anyway, less talking, more pictures. I know.

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Joanna Krupa, became one of my favorite models after seeing her in several states of undress. These bikini pictures are no different. They are just as satisfying.

10. Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures - An unsuspecting Uma Thurman lip locked with her man dons a Purple bikini.

9. Rihanna Bikini Pictures - Sure, she’s supposedly Unfaithful, but with a booty like hers… Who wouldn’t be? It is just a prime target.

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Marisa Miller bikini photoshoot seems untouched and unaltered. Although I’m sure she’s wearing a ton of makeup, she definitely is not like Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher, where she absolutely needs cover up to step out of the house to look mildly attractive.

Nikki Ziering is one of those women you hang on your wall. Mind you, there are very few women who deserve this status, but Nikkie Ziering is definitely one of them. The other one who should be hung on your wall is Kelly Osbourne. Even though she was denied by Hugh Hefner to do a [...]

Rachel Hunter, while in Miami, was photographed wearing one of the ugliest bikinis I have ever seen with a new mystery man. Sure, he’s big, but he isn’t the objection of my attention. I am more focused on the star on the white bikini. Now, although I don’t really know who Rachel Hunter or the [...]

Why don’t they have Hurricane Relief car washes like this around where I live? Although, I’m probably better off because if Katie Lohmann was wearing a bikini while washing my car, I would have discovered a new hobby - Off-road mud sliding with my car. I would also be broke, because car washes 45 times [...]

I know this is getting old, but is there any better way to start off the day other than bikini pictures? Sure, but who would pick it?
Penelope Cruz, while in St. Tropez, decided to whip out the twins in a fabulous bikini. Sure, the pictures could be a little better, but they’re good enough to [...]

Kelly Brook, who completely left me in awe in her previous bikini outing, has managed to make me want to completely retract anything nice I have ever said about her. She just looks plain. There is nothing that screams I’m a super model unless I was in some strange world where flabby sides were the [...]

Jessica Biel’s Ass. Oh my God. Beautiful. Call me a pervert, call me a pig, but I won’t look away. I’ll never look away. It is mesmerizing.
Also, if one perfectly shaped bikini bottom isn’t enough, How about Several?

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Have you noticed my new obsession? Celebrity Bikini Candids, are a guilty pleasure of mine because it is absolutely freezing in New York - yea, my balls shrivel up into my mouth while walking from my door to my car. Unfortunately, Uma Thurman has the same effect, but, she still is wearing a bikini. So, [...]

Jennifer Walcott, better known for her Playboy Playmate status, also manages to fill out a bikini in the best way possible. Granted that she is not naked, these half nude pictures will have to suffice because they are that good. What exactly this photo shoot was for is beyond me, but she’s wearing a bikini, [...]

Bikini Pictures: Rihanna
Rihanna, in a bikini, from the neck down or from behind are quite satisfying, but, getting past her huge and overbearing forehead is near impossible. I just can’t stop staring. To think Jay-Z supposedly cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna is just absolutely surprising.
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Carmen Electra, after all of these years, still holds herself together. She’s hot, she’s fit, and she’s stacked. Whereas one of her Baywatch counterparts, Pamela Anderson, looks terrible. This is just proof that Carmen’s genes are priceless.

Tera Patrick bikini pictures are not nearly as gratifying for a male as much as one of her porn videos, but, that doesn’t mean they don’t have potential to become desktop wallpapers or pictures on the wall or small pictures in my wallet.

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Alena Seredova bikini pictures are not necessarily as natural as candid bikini pictures, but I still love them and every other bikini set I have seen this year. I wonder what it takes to become a photographer who gets to photograph half naked women all day. It must be one of the best jobs ever.

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Although Mischa Barton is one of the last people I would wish to see in a bikini, I find myself delightfully surprised at how tight her body is. Now, she is obviously no where compared to Keira Knightley (she can sand a wooden floor with her shredded abs), but she is definitely much better looking [...]

While most men dream of seeing a woman run in a bikini on the beach, the face Lindsay Lohan is making is absolutely terrifying. She must have ate the meat taco off one of the Mexican Vendors carrying around exposed food, on a dirty plate, on the beach of Acapulco. Wait, that was me while [...]

Keiira Knightley, while on vacation in Hawaii with her boyfriend, decided to flaunt her abs while wearing a bikini. Although she is known for her slim figure, I would have never thought I’d be able to wash my clothing on her abs. Look at them. They’re so ripped. Don’t you just want to touch them?Discuss: [...]

I’m not the slightest bit attracted to Teri Hatcher, but unfortunately some of you think she is something to stare at, which was proven to me by a Hate Mail I received yesterday after I made fun of her. So, although it pains me to post these, I decided to help you all out and [...]

Jessica Alba in a Bikini is a turn on, but an erection? On the beach? There’s little kids present. What a sick fuck. However, why is Jessica smiling? Is it cute? Flattering? Maybe regular men should walk around with erections and ask random women what they think.

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2007 is shaping up to be a great year. There is a non-stop flow of celebrities in bikinis so far this week!
Keisha Buchanan is apparently a singer. However, that isn’t the purpose of this post. Instead, let’s just ogle her while she sports the ugliest pink bikini I have ever seen.

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Lindsay Lohan has decided to grace the public with her appearance in a bikini. Unfortunately, nobody really wants to see her, except that weird, creepy guy staring at her ass in the pictures. That’s not strange or stalkerish. At least his pants weren’t down.

Jamie Lynn Sigler bikini pictures are no where near as gratifying as Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but Jamie has much nicer curves. It is just unfortunate, for me that is, that she hasn’t invested in breast implants because I might as well be staring at a flesh-colored wall. However, although I could sit here in [...]

As a form of a late New Years celebration, I have decided to focus a little bit too much on bikini pictures today because they make me happy. Although I had no idea who or why Cassie deserved paparazzi pictures, her bikini pics are enough to make me post her.Apparently, she’s a hip hop superstar, [...]

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Jessica Alba bikini pictures: Is there a better way to start off the New Year? Absolutely not. However, it looks like she lost a little bit of weight, but I’m not complaining because they are still beautiful. Alongside her flesh colored bikini bottoms, the water must have been cold because her nipples [...]

Paris Hilton, while in Sydney with Kim Kardashian, decided to shower after a day at the beach. However, does anyone else see a tint of gold in the water or is that just the sand’s reflection? Whatever the case, Paris in a bikini getting any kind of shower is mildly amusing because no matter how [...]

Gisele Bundchen was spotted with a Dog Ball Thrower. Is it really that difficult to pick up the ball and throw it? It would have been much more understandable if she hired a worker or servant to do it for her, but a stick? Come on now.
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Jessica Biel bikini pictures are scary. Look at those arms. She’s so strong. What do you think she’s packing? 16/17 inches?

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Do I really need an excuse to post Kelly Brook bikini pictures? Absolutely not. However, these pictures are taunting and are most definitely meant to tease me. Look at that smile! It is contagious. Although, I find myself torn between the bikini pics or her lingerie pics.
Side Note: I have been doing a lot of [...]

First, let me apologize for my sudden obsession with Myleene Klass. Over the past week, I have decided to make her my new celebrity crush. Although she is by no means a buxom blonde, her exotic look is extremely appealing - especially when there is a distinct lack of clothing. Anyway, without further ado, Myleene [...]

Tara Elizabeth Conner, who was crowned Miss USA, is having her crown stripped for allegedly testing positive for cocaine and giving Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair a lesbian kiss in public. According to the National Ledger, Tara was also evicted from her Trump apartment.
“She does not live here anymore,” a doorman at the posh property [...]

Emily Scott bikini pictures are gratifying. Not because I like to eye-molest random women through their pictures, but because I miss the summer. Women are starting to cover up and wear much more clothing in New York, which completely undermines my favorite sport: people watching. Anyway, I like to stare.

Introduction: “Guilty Pleasure of the Day” will be mainly a picture post highlighting an actress, model, or athlete who is hot. I may throw in other guilty pleasures such as watching TV in my underwear, but I’ll spare you the pictures of that.
Kate Beckinsale, although sometimes strange in the public eye because of her incessant [...]

There are some people who are meant for a bikini (fake picture, but entertaining) and some who aren’t (disturbing, but hilarious. Why do women bulk up?). Joss Stone happens to be one of the women who are meant to wear bikinis. If one negative thing about Joss can be said, I personally can’t find it. [...]

Kirsten Dunst made an appearance at the Cannes Film festival because of her new movie “Marie Antoinette” is coming out soon. Although I would like to say something positive, funny, and witty about Kirsten Dunst, in this particular situation, I don’t think it is even possible, which is why I resort to captioning Kirsten as [...]