Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears want us to know they’re both MILFs. I have no problem with that. They practically look like twins, don’t they? Can’t you just imagine them together? Of course, they’re both probably a little zany, which can add to the fun in so many ways…

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Britney Spears continues to show us how hot she is in this blindingly bright pink bikini. She and a friend got some R&R in  the pool. Two ladies, in bikinis, splashing around in the pool. Daddy is really loosening that leash, isn’t he? And I thank him for it I can’t imagine being one of the guys hanging out by the pool that afternoon.

But Brit, you don’t need the hat. Or, really, the bikini.

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Sienna Miller apparently had to get away after doing humiliating herself all the press for that mess of a movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, so she fled to Ibiza with her new boyfriend. So it looks like she’s kicked Balthazar Getty to the curb. After he left his wife and four kids and was fired as a regular (supposedly he’ll be on occasionally) on Brothers and Sisters.

Sure, this chick isn’t someone you’d kick out of bed, but is riding her worth a wife, four kids, and a job? I don’t know about that.

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Phoebe Price flaunts her Ed Hardy bikini (and all the curves that fill out that bikini) at a Malibu beach. She even brought along a friend to mug in a few of the shots. I didn’t know Ed Hardy designed bikinis, but I guess if chicks have to wear anything to the beach (why can’t we  be more European?) than I guess Ed is as good as any. And Phoebe certainly has the goods to flaunt.

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and TV presenter and apparently she’s in movies.  She must be up for an award because we all know that the big stars always appear in skimpy bathing suits.  I don’t know where I was going with this.  I’ll just let you look at the pictures because let’s face it, you’ve probably skipped right over this shit, and if you didn’t then you’ve learned a valuable lesson.  Reading is for chumps.

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When you think about skinny chicks with amazing bodies, who do you think of?  Marisa Miller?  Alessandra Ambrosio?  Those are good choices but you should probably start putting Melissa Satta up there because this woman’s body is nuts.  You know what else you should think about?  Not wearing socks with sandals.  What’s up with that shit?  Did you change your mind about wearing shoes after you put your socks on and were too lazy to take them off, or did you do that on purpose?

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