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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Bernie Mac</title>
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		<title>Bernie Mac Dead at 50</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Yet another comedian is grappled by the cold hands of death.  The past Saturday Bernie Mac, age 50, died of pneumonia in a hospital bed in the presence of his wife and daughter.
&#8220;He opened his eyes on his own and looked at Rhonda. She called his name, and he opened his eyes and nodded [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yet another comedian is grappled by the cold hands of death.  The past Saturday Bernie Mac, age 50, died of pneumonia in a hospital bed in the presence of his wife and daughter.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;He opened his eyes on his own and looked at Rhonda. She called his name, and he opened his eyes and nodded to her. She smiled at him and told him, &#8216;Don&#8217;t leave me … &#8216;I&#8217;m waiting for you to come back.&#8217; He shrugged his shoulders, and she said that&#8217;s when she knew he was tired. He signaled to her that his body was tired.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As sad as it is to say, I&#8217;m not sure if the last thing that made him give up was the complications with breathing or his wife&#8217;s last comment.  When you are stuck on the crossroads making a decision as to dying and possibly being heralded by young lusty virgins or a 50 year old woman you&#8217;ve had to put up with for thirty years, sometimes the choice is easy.  Goodbye funny man, apparently the fat lady has sung.</p>
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		<title>Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen&#8230;. NOOOOO!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p> They are going to make an [tag]<strong>Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen</strong>[/tag].  [tag]<strong>Warner Brothers</strong>[/tag] is going to build the set on five stages in Burbank California.  [tag]<strong>Ellen Barkin</strong>[/tag] is set to be the movie&#8217;s new leading lady.  </p>
<p>It is reported that [tag]<strong>Julia Roberts</strong>[/tag] and [tag]<strong>Catherine Zeta-Jones</strong>[/tag] won&#8217;t be in this one.  I guess because they see this bombing miserably.  Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen will consist of: [tag]<strong>George Clooney</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Brad Pitt</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Matt Damon</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Andy Garcia</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Don Cheadle</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Bernie Mac</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Casey Affleck</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Scott Caan</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Eddie Jemison</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Shaobo Qin</strong>[/tag], [tag]<strong>Carl Reiner</strong>[/tag] and [tag]<strong>Elliott Gould</strong>[/tag].  How far will this go?  Will everyone slowly sign off this movie idea until it&#8217;s just George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Ocean&#8217;s Sixty-Nine? </p>
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