Looks like Bar Refaeli’s got an itch. Hell, what I wouldn’t give there to be there to scratch it for her.

I wonder if Leo DiCaprio is experiencing the phenomenon that all of us regular dudes face: we dump a chick and then she shows off just how damn HOT she is.

Here’s Bar vacationing with her new boyfriend. I don’t think Bar’s flaunting what Leo’s lost, though. Let’s face it: Bar has always been hot as hell.

Look at those tits. She’s got a very nice rack, especially for a model. Hell, Bar is just hot all around: tits, ass, legs.

Then again, Blake Lively (Leo’s current new flame) is nothing to sneeze at. Guess it all worked out in the end.

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Leo? Leo who? Bar Refaeli is back on the market, and she’s letting all of us know it at Cannes Film Festival.

I’m sure it doesn’t hurt that DiCaprio is at the festival, too. We’ve all been in Leo’s shoes: we break it off with a chick and THAT’S when she decides to flaunt just how damn HOT she is.

Not that that’s hard for Bar. Although I saw some pics of Leo hanging out with Blake Lively in Cannes, so now it looks like Bar needs a rebound fling.

Bar, I just want you to know, I’m available.

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Now here’s one of THE hottest models in the business who we don’t see nearly enough of: Bar Refaeli. She did this photoshoot for Passionata, a line of French lingerie.

Bar. Lingerie. Hell, French lingerie.

All I can say is: DAMN.

Leo DiCaprio does not deserve to hit this on an exclusive basis. Bar’s tits are magnificent works of arts (whether they’re courtesy of Mother Nature or a talented plastic surgeon, we should all give thanks, regardless).

There is no model out there who can fill out a bra cup like Bar.

Hell, Bar, when you’re finally done wasting time on the poorly-aging, commitment-challenged DiCaprio, give me a call. I can commit. To the right chick (and pair of tits).

Here’s Bar Refaeli without that lucky ass, on-again, off-again boyfriend of hers, Leonardo DiCaprio. She was at some kind of fashion event: for Escada, I think.

What has my attention is that rack. Bar knows how to sock it to a dude, doesn’t she? Just enough of a hint of cleavage, nice round tits without showing us a lot.

Leo’s probably proud, but a (BIG) part of me is cursing Bar’s restraint. Let’s be honest: what’s the use of looking at a picture of Bar without getting a good shot of her tits and ass?

And I don’t mean that in a nasty way. I mean that in a horny-and-fully-appreciative-male way.

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The people at Sports Illustrated were kind enough to provide a preview of Bar Rafaeli’s pictures. I don’t know about you, but these pictures have done their job for me: I’ll be getting a copy. Hell, maybe I’ll scan them into my computer so I can look at them years from now.

There’s no doubt about it, Bar is the full package: tits and ass.

Seeing Bar Rafaeli is perhaps the BEST invention I have ever witnessed in my entire life.  Sure she has a hot body that no one would ever want to look away from, but combine the fact that in Esquire magazine exploring every crevice of the body could be uplifting for the mind as well as the pants knocks the wind out of me.  Screw e-books, it’s time to bring in the skin books

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