Sometimes, when the entertainment news business is slow, the best way to draw attention to itself is to let that wacky looking Asian Bai Ling talk.  Surely, her visual stunts are merely just for show:

“Why I feel like I come from the moon is because my mother told me I was found somewhere,” she said, explaining that at night she often sees the grandmother who raised her in the celestial sphere.

During a stay at a mental hospital in China as a teenager, after a difficult spell in the army, Bai said she told the staff that she was of sound mind.

And somehow despite all of this, she lands a role in the new Crank 2 movie…

 …Co-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Neveldine, who rolled around on Rollerblades while filming, said Bai was the perfect fit for Ria.

“We loved that she was off the wall, and she’s out there,” he said. “For us, directing her was about reigning her in, and that’s a great thing.”

From what I understand, all the loopy kids have their own table at lunch, who knew they had the keys to the media room?

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Oh this poor girl!  Someone get Bai Ling a Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast platter.  Obviously while she was on her raft in the middle of the ocean all of that shark meat didn’t do her any good.  I don’t think she realizes skinny sexy isn’t equivalent to the freakin’ skeletal system.  At least she looks like she’s enjoying all of this.

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